Fine and Dandy

[Ambrosious]

What are your favorite colloquialisms? I asked somebody how they were feeling and got "Fine and dandy!" Do you have any favorite words or phrases that aren't spoken much anymore.

Two of my favorites are "boobies", and "going steady".

 

[Ambrosious]

I just realised that the word "colloquialisms" will leave Dirk13 out of this conversation entirely. It's a big word dirk, that means: words that are spoken frequently, but seldom put into writing, usually slang.

Is "frequently" to big for Dirk?

 

[riff]

We were talking about this yesterday at my parent's house.

"Don't take any wooden nickles."
"More fun than a barrel full of monkeys."
"I am out of here like Flynn"

Boobies? I love boobies!

 

[TN_Vixen]

"That really gets my goat"
and I thought it was "In like Flynn?"
"cruisin' for a bruisen'"

 

[Ambrosious]

Even older stuff.

Pining-missing someone
Salty Dog-rough character
Bumpkin-Commonly seen on Jerry Springer
Spooning-Dating

 

[MADDOG]

I'm Thirsty - "I'm as dry as a dead dingoes Donger!"

MADDOG

 

[TN_Vixen]

"Tickled Pink"
"Pleased as Punch"
"Madder'n a wet hen"

 

[Curious Guy]

"Horney as a three peckered billy goat"

 

[Silverlily]

"You and the horse you rode in on."
"Git to gittin'" (no, I did not mispell it)

 

[Comshaw]

One from my Father:
Don't let your Alligator mouth overload your Hummingbird ass.

One from me about my Father:
a COB--(Crotchety Old Son-of-a-Bitch)

A very touching Father-Son relationship,yes?

 

[Guest]

Tiggsie's slang terms...

Thanks to Ezzie:

Yo' Momma!
Wazzzzzzzzzup!
Lick 'em!
Wazzzzup my nigga! (Think Rush Hour..Jackie Chan)



Other slang terms or phrases:

Oh Holy Hell!
Bite me!
Son of a Bisquick! (That was used a lot to censor cuss words around kids. lol)

 

[Guest]

Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

 

[Nobody Special]

"Fargin Bastages"
Cum Sucker
Just a Fignuten of your Inflatuation
"Penis Breath"
bust a nut
could be better
I should be out of the fucking town
who??
what??
where??
how??
when??
who??
what??
where??
how??
when??
who??


and many others too

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[Mustang Sally]

Well I think you're all "going to hell in a handbasket!"

When asked "Where are you going?"
my grandma used to say "to the thinking room behind the wallpaper" meaning, I guess, none of your business. When asked the same question, my dad will reply, "Crazy, ya wanna come?"

 

[naudiz]

To describe someone who isn't very smart: About as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

My dad used this one a lot: Uglier than homeade sin.

He also used this one a lot: Uglier than seven barrels of monkey shit.

Happy as a clam.

Cum-dumpster.

Hmm... I can't think of any others just now.

 

[Cheri]

I'm off like a prom dress

 

[Skibum]

One of my favorites has always been "raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock".

I also like the acronym BFR - big fuckin' rock when you can't find a hammer.

 

[Silverlily]

Inspired by Thumper (take that as you will )

"panties in a bunch"

 

[TN_Vixen]

"cute as a button"
"shy as a churchmouse"
"fit to be tied"
"picture perfect"

 

[ANiceGuy]

Any body got some alligator repellent?

"Don't bug me now, I'm up to my ass in alligators." (Have I got problems!!!!)
"Bugger me, I like Alligators in my ass.) What the nympho British exchange student* said to the "Westlake Alligators" quarterback at the after game Gang Bang..
"Frig it!" (Fuck it tamed)
"Snatchin" (comparing something to good pussy)
Quote from Snoopy when asked why he was pissing on a fire hydrant "If you can't fuck it, piss on it!"
"Plum tuckered" (What a tree farmer feels like after a day of picking fruit fer making prunes.)
"Plum untucked" (What happen to the mauve sweater the British (38DD) nympho* was wearing when the GB started.)
"fish taco" (or is that "Trish taco, I get the two mixed up but my tongue can tell the difference.)
"You assed for it, you got it!" ( What happens if she ass-umes the doggy position and likes rear entry sex!)
"Come here, right now!" (girlfriend indicating which hole to fill)
"A hole to A hole" (I'm not sure but it sounds a little gay to me.) ( but... it could be directions for a assembling a paper Barbi doll too.)



* all sex portrayed on this site is of course with 18 year olds or older!

 

[Guest]

 

[forgetunome]

Good Gravy

Eat your heart out

he/she's so stupid he/she couldn't find themselves with both hands!

 

[Temptress_1960]

Okay, here's mine...

Not the sharpest tool in the shed (or knife in the drawer).

And a truly disgusting one, used by the father of a friend to signify total irritation, the cuss phrase above all cuss phrases - shit on a cat's ass

quick like a bunny

the teenage favorite - yeah, NOT (always accompanied by eye-rolling)

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack.

 

[Temptress_1960]

Oooh, forgot one

Used by men - I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Oooh, forgot one

Used by men - I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

LMAO I have never heard that one before.... but it is great!