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Majority Of ISIS Fighters Are Gay
Majority Of ISIS Fighters Are Gay
KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other.
The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming homosexual acts morally acceptable under the present circumstances.
Imam Ihaba Tolunmuhed issued the following fatwa on Wednesday to all Islamic State members:
"Allah, the Most Merciful, has made it known to your servant that in this time of jihad it is permissible for a warrior to place his love sword in any scabbard, no matter how dark. Allah reminds you to wash your sword thoroughly afterwards."
A Kurdish minister called the fatwa "great news," saying "the poor animals have suffered enough."
KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other.
The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming homosexual acts morally acceptable under the present circumstances.
Imam Ihaba Tolunmuhed issued the following fatwa on Wednesday to all Islamic State members:
"Allah, the Most Merciful, has made it known to your servant that in this time of jihad it is permissible for a warrior to place his love sword in any scabbard, no matter how dark. Allah reminds you to wash your sword thoroughly afterwards."
A Kurdish minister called the fatwa "great news," saying "the poor animals have suffered enough."
Majority Of ISIS Fighters Are Gay
KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other.
The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming homosexual acts morally acceptable under the present circumstances.
Imam Ihaba Tolunmuhed issued the following fatwa on Wednesday to all Islamic State members:
"Allah, the Most Merciful, has made it known to your servant that in this time of jihad it is permissible for a warrior to place his love sword in any scabbard, no matter how dark. Allah reminds you to wash your sword thoroughly afterwards."
A Kurdish minister called the fatwa "great news," saying "the poor animals have suffered enough."
KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other.
The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming homosexual acts morally acceptable under the present circumstances.
Imam Ihaba Tolunmuhed issued the following fatwa on Wednesday to all Islamic State members:
"Allah, the Most Merciful, has made it known to your servant that in this time of jihad it is permissible for a warrior to place his love sword in any scabbard, no matter how dark. Allah reminds you to wash your sword thoroughly afterwards."
A Kurdish minister called the fatwa "great news," saying "the poor animals have suffered enough."
