Finally some good news from China.

[JohnnySavage]

Funny, women don't seem to have that problem.

That's because women annoy us men into an early grave.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Funny, women don't seem to have that problem.

Truth. We just had in-home physicals for our life insurance policies. My heartrate and blood pressure are at good, healthy low rates. My wife's heart beats once every thirteen minutes or so, and her blood pressure is one-and-a-half over negative-17. I said, "I guess we know who causes the stress in the house."

Neither my wife nor the female nurse thought it was as funny as it so clearly was.

 

[Disgustipated]

Hey, not to bust up the old white man - right wing circle jerk here, but isn't anyone else wondering who the fucker was that came up with the measurement (metric ton per dead coal miner)?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Hey, not to bust up the old white man - right wing circle jerk here, but isn't anyone else wondering who the fucker was that came up with the measurement (metric ton per dead coal miner)?

What's that have to do with KRC's hooker cousin?

 

[KRCummings]

Truth. We just had in-home physicals for our life insurance policies. My heartrate and blood pressure are at good, healthy low rates. My wife's heart beats once every thirteen minutes or so, and her blood pressure is one-and-a-half over negative-17. I said, "I guess we know who causes the stress in the house."

Neither my wife nor the female nurse thought it was as funny as it so clearly was.

We just know what to stress over and what to ignore.
Men = don't worry ourselves. They'll do what they're told and they'll like it.
Kids = moderate stress as long as we can blame bad behavior on the men.
Secret lover = stress reliever.

 

[islandman]

Hey, not to bust up the old white man - right wing circle jerk here, but isn't anyone else wondering who the fucker was that came up with the measurement (metric ton per dead coal miner)?

I'm going to suggest that it was an actuary.

 

[bronzeage]

Hey, not to bust up the old white man - right wing circle jerk here, but isn't anyone else wondering who the fucker was that came up with the measurement (metric ton per dead coal miner)?

It's an industry standard.