finacial proposition

[Phoenix Stone]

have you seen this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343

A guy sold his ex-wife's wedding dress on ebay for more than 3 times the amount it originally cost because he was just so damn funny about it. There are over 17 million hits to the item. He ended up sort of famous.

Moral of the story? Find something really stupid to sell on ebay and be funny. Will they let you sell your wet panties there?

Ps. lots of us can identify.

 

[WriterDom]

A girl got arrested at Clemson a few years back on federal charges for selling wet panties. Apparently there is a law about transporting bodily fluids through the mail.

 

[WriterDom]

http://www.local6.com/news/1545746/detail.html

 

[WriterDom]

U.S. District Judge G. Ross Anderson sentenced Vetter to five years' probation.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

http://www.local6.com/news/1545746/detail.html

Hmm, wonder how she disgruntled that customer? Underpants not quite wet enough? Sent granny style panties instead of thongs? Cheated by sending underpants of a friend instead of her own?

 

[Krinaia]

That's because I didn't see the thread until I trolled pyrolisk

We keep getting encouraged to go Pro ... No matter how broke we are, I don't think I could do that ... Dominating random people?? ... no way. I know that some people can and do, and I have nothing against them at all ... it's just totally not for me - I am completely uncomfortable trying to dominate anyone who I don't care for.

As for what you should do ... hmmm.... *thinking* One of our friends just applied to be a model for hogtied.com (or something close) ... maybe you could do something like that?

hogtied.com is a site i wish i could afford membership to... and their models are very real looking usually. not plastic barbies with fake boobs but real women... i just think there is too much of me to be real for that... and i see architects as public figures, so i'm not sure i should do such a thing and then be a public figure... gets you into trouble you know...

however, i saw that lane bryant was looking for models... i have a scar on my chin or i'd go for it.

 

[SweetDommes]

however, i saw that lane bryant was looking for models... i have a scar on my chin or i'd go for it.

You should try it anyway - little "flaws" are what make people wonderful. You could also try something like Land's End ...

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Maybe you could auction off your future diploma on ebay? (the paper itself, anyway.) I'm really tryin' to help ya here, kid. Had the same problem in college. It's the pits. It's like it's a trick to get you suckered into their school. Or if you're in California, it's a complete governmental disinterest in the future of our state.

Sell 'I go to FU U' bumperstickers? Pre-sell your posthumous(sp?) brain to the highest bidder? Nope, no body parts. Brain slave? You promise to do brainwork for free for a year, using your to be fully-trained organ. You sell whatever college furniture you have not nailed down in your room?

The old standbys- phone sex, psychic hotline, pet psychic hotline, psychic sex (they don't even have to Call you that way).
Sorry, I draw the line at pet phone sex, and hope you do, too. (Except for froggy here, of course.)

 

[Krinaia]

Maybe you could auction off your future diploma on ebay? (the paper itself, anyway.) I'm really tryin' to help ya here, kid. Had the same problem in college. It's the pits. It's like it's a trick to get you suckered into their school. Or if you're in California, it's a complete governmental disinterest in the future of our state.

Sell 'I go to FU U' bumperstickers? Pre-sell your posthumous(sp?) brain to the highest bidder? Nope, no body parts. Brain slave? You promise to do brainwork for free for a year, using your to be fully-trained organ. You sell whatever college furniture you have not nailed down in your room?

The old standbys- phone sex, psychic hotline, pet psychic hotline, psychic sex (they don't even have to Call you that way).
Sorry, I draw the line at pet phone sex, and hope you do, too. (Except for froggy here, of course.)

Won't sell the diploma, worked too damned hard for that. I'll just get an extra big loan if I can. If not, I'll figure something out or take a year off, or go ahead and sign my soul over the to peace corps and see if they won't help out.

 

[Netzach]

Go to the financial aid office dressed your absolute cutest and cry.

I swear it helps.

 

[FungiUg]

Sorry, I draw the line at pet phone sex, and hope you do, too.

Damn, and I thought you had such a cute pussy too!

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Damn, and I thought you had such a cute pussy too!

Now that you mention it, me thinks the Domme formerly known as pet, would give some mighty fine phone.

Moved from hard limit status.

And for the financial aid problem, pick your officer. Some are by the book, others... look a little harder and further. Especially if they are partial to begging or helplessness. You have the heartbreaker eyes for it. Also, sometimes the alumni office will know of some scholarship they can pull out of a hat. Or your department can get you some research work, or point you to likely scholarships... or there's always selling your blood, eggs, hair... blackmarket kidney....

 

[SweetDommes]

And for the financial aid problem, pick your officer. Some are by the book, others... look a little harder and further. Especially if they are partial to begging or helplessness. You have the heartbreaker eyes for it. Also, sometimes the alumni office will know of some scholarship they can pull out of a hat. Or your department can get you some research work, or point you to likely scholarships... or there's always selling your blood, eggs, hair... blackmarket kidney....

Hey, another thought ... go to your academic advisor & ask if there are any additional scholarships that you might qualify for ... there are always tons that people don't know about to apply for, so they will take late applications.

 

[Krinaia]

Hey, another thought ... go to your academic advisor & ask if there are any additional scholarships that you might qualify for ... there are always tons that people don't know about to apply for, so they will take late applications.

I tried that route my second and third year... I lef the finacial aid office with a single link for fastweb. And no help whatsoever. Plus I was angry because my finacial aid advisor had said this:

"Well I'm not here to help you find a scholarship. I really can't help you but I'm sure you can find something. Here's a link for fastweb. Good luck."

And then she went back to looking at her computer screen.

<mumblemubmleBITCHmumble>

Remind me again why the fuck tax money and my tutition is paying her salary?

It escapes me.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

I tried that route my second and third year... I lef the finacial aid office with a single link for fastweb. And no help whatsoever. Plus I was angry because my finacial aid advisor had said this:

"Well I'm not here to help you find a scholarship. I really can't help you but I'm sure you can find something. Here's a link for fastweb. Good luck."

And then she went back to looking at her computer screen.

<mumblemubmleBITCHmumble>

Remind me again why the fuck tax money and my tutition is paying her salary?

It escapes me.

saying this one again -- try a different officer. I've tried a different one in the same office and got some help. First one talked just like yours. What DID she think her job was? Looking at the screen? Hey, maybe when she got fired at my school she went to yours!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hang in there. Things have a way of working out---although not neccesarily according to our pre-planned schedules.

"The cream of the crop will rise to the top".

 

[Krinaia]

Hang in there. Things have a way of working out---although not neccesarily according to our pre-planned schedules.

"The cream of the crop will rise to the top".

nice rhyme.


i'm thinking maybe i will do the phone sex thing... i mean, you guys remember my "sorry your phone call cannot be connected as dialed"... and that guy still calls i so enchanted him

but the problem is, i'd want to actually masturbate...

and i have that new rule of phone sex til after real sex rule...dangit.

 

[Krinaia]

Hang in there. Things have a way of working out---although not neccesarily according to our pre-planned schedules.

"The cream of the crop will rise to the top".

nice rhyme.


i'm thinking maybe i will do the phone sex thing... i mean, you guys remember my "sorry your phone call cannot be connected as dialed"... and that guy still calls i so enchanted him

but the problem is, i'd want to actually masturbate...

and i have that new rule of phone sex til after real sex rule...dangit.

 

[Krinaia]

Hang in there. Things have a way of working out---although not neccesarily according to our pre-planned schedules.

"The cream of the crop will rise to the top".

nice rhyme.


i'm thinking maybe i will do the phone sex thing... i mean, you guys remember my "sorry your phone call cannot be connected as dialed"... and that guy still calls i so enchanted him

but the problem is, i'd want to actually masturbate...

and i have that new rule of phone sex til after real sex rule...dangit.

 

[D's mariposa]

Actually, the phone sex thing is a good idea, the girls (and sometimes guys) there, make good $$$. I got all the way to the touring the phone center part before I chickened out. It wasn't even the weird sex call I overheard that did it, it was the realised that I'd have to talk sexy in front of other people. But the guy asked me to keep his card, cause he said I have the voice for it. Now if that work thing blows up at me again, I may need it..

edited cause I got a really good idea in the shower just now

As I was washing the tender spots on my bootie from last night, , I had a great idea..

We could have an International Flog A Thon! Think of it, all the pyl go out and get pledges, like a $$$$ amount for each blow by a specific instrument. Like 1$ for a flogger, or a wooden spoon. Belts, canes, crops would be 2 $, and the really bad evil toys, like single tails would be like 5$. Then on a designated night, we all get beat and then collect the dough! There's a fortune to be made in ticket sales, and betting (on how much a pyl could take, or if a PYL's arm would give out before the pyl's butt..) and concession stands. The PYL beaters get to beat, the pyl beatees get beat, and Skyline gets tuition $$$. It's like a win win win situation!

 

[Krinaia]

Actually, the phone sex thing is a good idea, the girls (and sometimes guys) there, make good $$$. I got all the way to the touring the phone center part before I chickened out. It wasn't even the weird sex call I overheard that did it, it was the realised that I'd have to talk sexy in front of other people. But the guy asked me to keep his card, cause he said I have the voice for it. Now if that work thing blows up at me again, I may need it..

edited cause I got a really good idea in the shower just now

As I was washing the tender spots on my bootie from last night, , I had a great idea..

We could have an International Flog A Thon! Think of it, all the pyl go out and get pledges, like a $$$$ amount for each blow by a specific instrument. Like 1$ for a flogger, or a wooden spoon. Belts, canes, crops would be 2 $, and the really bad evil toys, like single tails would be like 5$. Then on a designated night, we all get beat and then collect the dough! There's a fortune to be made in ticket sales, and betting (on how much a pyl could take, or if a PYL's arm would give out before the pyl's butt..) and concession stands. The PYL beaters get to beat, the pyl beatees get beat, and Skyline gets tuition $$$. It's like a win win win situation!

lol... but where do we hold it?

 

[Krinaia]

lol... but where do we hold it?

it could be video recorded and anyone who donates money - at least a two dollar donation - gets to watch the video clips.

 

[D's mariposa]

I'm thinking multiple locations, like the Jerry Lewis telethon. It could be simulcast on Skinemax from various locales, like Ceasar's Palace in Vegas, the Sydney Operahouse, the Coliseum in Athens. Also we could do a webcast on a pay per view site..

 

[Netzach]

Phone sex is not fast $$$ anymore. But it can be decent $$$.

And you don't want to work in a call center aka sweatshop, maybe that used to be the best way, but no longer.

www.phoneslutdiary.com has some good info. It's commercially oriented for guys, but doxy also posts some good info for those interested in being providers.

And if you want to wank along at home, consider it a perk.

Not that I know anything about this kind of thing. Ahem.

 

[Saint_Sinner]

Go to the financial aid office dressed your absolute cutest and cry.

I swear it helps.

I've been away too long, but I feel right at home when I hear net's cynical euphamisms. You are truly a wonder, and you need to be in stand-up........ Wait, I forgot,........... people are stupid,...you'd never make a buck there,......reality slaps it's cruel hand down.