Filthy pervert!

[3 Legged Donkey]

Yes, YOU!

What do you have to say in your defence?

Do you enjoy your depravity?

Does it give you the horn?

Each of you, yes ALL of you, as a penance I want at least 250 words on why you write such filth and why you can't stop writing such filth.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

(I don't count, because I'm forced to do it by my evil owner. If I don't produce the goods, he yells, "Stick!" at me. Poor me. )

 

[Liar]

Smut is good.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Thread dead. No more answers required.

 

[TxRad]

Hey!!!!! Who you callin a pervert???

I turned Pro last year so I'm a Provert.....

 

[oggbashan]

250 words?

Just to justify writing erotica?

My only justification is that anonymous thinks I keep forgetting to include the sex so my stories aren't erotic.

How do I justify NOT being a pervert?

Og

 

[Guest]

Yes, I am.

So what's your point?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Hey!!!!! Who you callin a pervert???

I turned Pro last year so I'm a Provert.....

A pro pervert, eh? What's your number?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

250 words?

Just to justify writing erotica?

My only justification is that anonymous thinks I keep forgetting to include the sex so my stories aren't erotic.

How do I justify NOT being a pervert?

Og

I'm sure you could. Easily. Very easily indeed.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Yes, I am.

So what's your point?

A carrot.

 

[Honey123]

Do I honestly have to write an essay on how perverted I am?

Can't I just say, "Hey, whatever...get over it!!!!"

Aren't we all a bit perverted? Can't we all just get along????

Why am I being persecuted for saying and doing what everyone else wants to say and do but are too embarassed to do so in public?

I mean, okay, so I like to read stories that get me excited. I like to get off in work without anyone knowing that I am having an orgasm at my desk. I like to feel in control of the fact that when I walk by my boss, he can't help but put his hand on my ass. Or cross my legs slowly while sitting across from him, knowing that he can’t help but look up my skirt. Is it bad, that during these “dictation” session, I might, just might let him have a peek?

Perverted, you say? What is perverted? Here is the defination:

perverted >adjective sexually abnormal and unacceptable.

Is my behavior abnormal? Is it unacceptable? Okay, maybe not abnormal...but...it does pass the time at work.

Does it really matter if I write stories of sex, lies and lesbianism? Am I a bad person because I fantasize about having a 3some and in order to get my release, I write erotic stories based on those fantasies?

Can I help it if I am a sexual person and need a sexual outlet? After all, dont we all.

word count 250

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Honey, you're an angel. A filthy, perverted angel, yes, but an angel all the same. Thank you.

 

[Honey123]

Honey, you're an angel. A filthy, perverted angel, yes, but an angel all the same. Thank you.

Hey, babe...I aim to please

 

[neonlyte]

There are few places where you can have social intercourse with a three legged donkey and remain on the right side of the law. In my defence I would like to point out that the donkey blushes when the language (and action) becomes close to point of embarrassing me, the donkey, and the Four Hundred and Seventy Six Thousand One Hundred and Sixteen members of this exclusive Club. The handing out of carrots at the entrance portal continues to intrique me, there are only so many carrots a donkey can ingest, what the hell is happening to all the others? I've heard stories but I'm really not into vegophilia, and it is certainly not into me. Am I depraved? Only for the write person (sic). Does it give me the horn? I've squeezed most bits of the donkey and none of them make a noise. Do I have a defence? No and neither does the Donkey, he has a fence.

Count them!

 

[Honey123]

There are few places where you can have social intercourse with a three legged donkey and remain on the right side of the law. In my defence I would like to point out that the ____ blushes when the language (and action) becomes close to point of embarrassing me, the ______, and the Four Hundred and Seventy Six Thousand One Hundred and Sixteen members of this exclusive Club. The handing out of carrots at the entrance portal continues to intrique me, there are only so many carrots a ______ can ingest, what the hell is happening to all the others? I've heard stories but I'm really not into vegophilia, and it is certainly not into me. Am I depraved? Only for the write person (sic). Does it give me the horn? I've squeezed most bits of the ______ and none of them make a noise. Do I have a defence? No and neither does the ______, he has a fence.

Count them!

Uhm, you used "Donkey" too many times....you get points taken OFF for that....

Your word count was 162.....it's now at 157....

 

[Dar~]

Honey, would youmind coming to my office and working for me?

 

[Honey123]

Honey, would youmind coming to my office and working for me?

With or without panties?

 

[Dar~]

Either, I really have no preference so long as the rest of you is naked

 

[Honey123]

Either, I really have no preference so long as the rest of you is naked

Dar....you are a pervert! Can I sit on your lap?

 

[Dar~]

please

 

[Liar]

Hey!!!!! Who you callin a pervert???

I turned Pro last year so I'm a Provert.....

No, that would make you a pro pervert, also known as proper. Embarrassing, innit?

 

[Honey123]

please

Hey, it's me in my AV...you sure you want me to sit on your lap ~

 

[Dar~]

girl, if you are at all insinuating you are fat . . . You are on some serious crack.
I could fit two of you in my pants . . . . Hmmm nice images

 

[Honey123]

girl, if you are at all insinuating you are fat . . . You are on some serious crack.
I could fit two of you in my pants . . . . Hmmm nice images

Not crack...Bailey's...in my coffee...

 

[Dar~]

Alright, well I am off for a nap . .if you'd likk to join me, my door is the first one on your right

 

[Honey123]

No, that would make you a pro pervert, also known as proper. Embarrassing, innit?

So, when the English say they are proper....does that mean they are pro pervert?