Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

Because when they get implanted the crevice between them looks like a valley. When the friction becomes to much and your cock explodes between them you will have a cloudy coloured river in the valley.

What is your fav colour and why?

The pink, with two in it.

What’s black and white and red all over?

 

[42Below]

No, they're still sore from earlier.

Will you still love me tomorrow?

As an aside-
Al Jaffee, the man who created "Snappy Answers to stupid questions" for Mad Magazine is either rolling in his grave, or quite proud of this.

Only if you swallow.

Orange juice or lemon aid?

 

[nerdboy1000]

The pink, with two in it.

What’s black and white and red all over?

My cum slave.

Why do “Manners Maketh the Man”?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because the man with manners cleans up after himself.

Did you read the headline today?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Because the man with manners cleans up after himself.

Did you read the headline today?

There was a huge line to give me head, but I was too busy to read everyone.

Why is it called a Widow’s Walk?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There was a huge line to give me head, but I was too busy to read everyone.

Why is it called a Widow’s Walk?

Because widows like to wiggle their asses when out for a stroll; they hope it will attract a new hubby.

Why is it called a Widow's Peak?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

why else do you think she keeps leaving her curtains open?

Is it better to have called or knocked?

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Better to call than knocked up


What is the best sweet to suck on

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Better to call than knocked up


What is the best sweet to suck on

That's a trick question. It's actually savory not sweet, sometimes a little tart. Downright fucking pungent after a good workout if you're brave enough.

Are you brave enough?

 

[nerdboy1000]

That's a trick question. It's actually savory not sweet, sometimes a little tart. Downright fucking pungent after a good workout if you're brave enough.

Are you brave enough?

My heart is brave, my cock is mighty, and I'm brave enough to be anyone's man...

Why did Eleanor Rigby pick up the rice in the church where the wedding had been?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Eleanor Rigby had spilled her rice
When 5 groomsmen walked in and though they looked nice
They fucked her and came in her mouth, on her gown
She then needed something to wash the cum down

Has anyone been to the beach lately?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Eleanor Rigby had spilled her rice
When 5 groomsmen walked in and though they looked nice
They fucked her and came in her mouth, on her gown
She then needed something to wash the cum down

Has anyone been to the beach lately?

There's a nude "beach" in my backyard. Come visit.

Where's the end of the rainbow?

 

[nerdboy1000]

“The End Of The Rainbow” is the name of the best sex club in the city. It’s at 65th and South Elm Street.

You should see the condoms they give away for free!

Why are there so many rainbows?

 

[MorlockIam]

Why are there so many rainbows?

It's what happens when unicorns cum.

Where is there a good shoe shop?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Do you want the job there for the upskirts or the smell of the soles? Is it really the right job for you, pretty difficult working with a hardon all day

Are unicorns real?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Do you want the job there for the upskirts or the smell of the soles? Is it really the right job for you, pretty difficult working with a hardon all day

Are unicorns real?

Real as anything you’ve seen while in the throes of your fifth major orgasm within the last hour.

Where can you get shoes for a unicorn?

 

[JaySecrets]

The same place you buy it a ball gag and clamps!

Have you ever done handstands on a unicycle?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

The same place you buy it a ball gag and clamps!

Have you ever done handstands on a unicycle?

That's a new one to me, I'm guessing it's nothing like a rusty trumbone...?

How do you make a trumpet sound better?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's a new one to me, I'm guessing it's nothing like a rusty trumbone...?

How do you make a trumpet sound better?

Improve your tonguing and put more vibrato in your lips if want to make your strumpet sound better. Oh, you said 'trumpet;' it doesn't matter, it's the same for either.

Should you serve clotted cream with crumpets?

 

[JaySecrets]

Improve your tonguing and put more vibrato in your lips if want to make your strumpet sound better. Oh, you said 'trumpet;' it doesn't matter, it's the same for either.

Should you serve clotted cream with crumpets?

Always. And the crumpets should be licked clean. And always swallowed.

Is there a wrong way to eat a creampuff?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Always. And the crumpets should be licked clean. And always swallowed.

Is there a wrong way to eat a creampuff?

Yes. By shoving it up your own ass.

Shoving it up your partner's ass, and then eating it from there is perfectly fine. And using it as a make-shift fleshlight is okay too, as long as you make sure that it's not a hot-pepper creampuff.

Which tastes better, a long john, an eclaire, or a cannoli?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes. By shoving it up your own ass.

Shoving it up your partner's ass, and then eating it from there is perfectly fine. And using it as a make-shift fleshlight is okay too, as long as you make sure that it's not a hot-pepper creampuff.

Which tastes better, a long john, an eclaire, or a cannoli?

My gf tells me it's like comparing apples and oranges; it's not a question of 'better;' it's a question of differences. She says John's long one is very hot and spicy, and great when your in the mood for a hot load, but a thick chocolate éclair offers a burst of sweet French cream. And a cannoli? Why she's says that's fantastic when you want some really thick sweet cream.

Why do the French call a 'Napoleon' une 'mille-feuilles?'

 

[bbcbarry9033]

My gf tells me it's like comparing apples and oranges; it's not a question of 'better;' it's a question of differences. She says John's long one is very hot and spicy, and great when your in the mood for a hot load, but a thick chocolate éclair offers a burst of sweet French cream. And a cannoli? Why she's says that's fantastic when you want some really thick sweet cream.

Why do the French call a 'Napoleon' une 'mille-feuilles?'

The answer is complex. Apparently he was a little man with a very big dick. He's rumored to have had up to a thousand women between his sheets during his campaigns.

Why was Alexander great?

 

[VerbalRK]

The answer is complex. Apparently he was a little man with a very big dick. He's rumored to have had up to a thousand women between his sheets during his campaigns.

Why was Alexander great?

I know his wife. She lied to him.

How many suits does Ironman have?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know his wife. She lied to him.

How many suits does Ironman have?

Seven for paternity and child support; four for harassment; and three for defamation.

Why was Reagan called "the Teflon President?"