Fictional Quotes...or were they?

[Bob_Bytchin]

Let's start a thread of quotes that may be fictional...or they could be real.

"Hey, I know what we can do with the lips and rectums!" - Oscar Meyer

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Oh, what a wonderful night for a drive" - Rodney King

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"What a wonderful place to camp" - G A Custer

 

[KillerMuffin]

"My neck hurts." Marie Antoinette

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"No, you're going to eat me like it says in the book."
Little Red Riding Hood

 

[woodsix]

superintendent chalmers

God has no place in school...just as facts have no place in organized religion.

 

[busybody..]

Ready for this?

I did not have sex with that women, Monica Lewinski.

W.J.Clinton

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"WHAT?!?...it just a kilt!!!!" - J Edgar Hoover

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake." - Marie Antoinette's mom

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Honey, pick me up some Slim-Fast" - Karen Carpenter

 

[acitore_vuli]

"It's a tiny country, no one will even notice." Suddam Husain

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Houston, we've got a problem" - Davy Crockett

 

[acitore_vuli]

"I'm having a friend over for dinner?" Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[acitore_vuli]

"Houston, we've got a problem" - Davy Crockett

lol...clever

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Happy Valentines Day!" - Al Capone

 

[acitore_vuli]

"I don't do windows!" Bill Gates

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Squeeky went too far in" - Richard Gere

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"What was that noise?" - Mayor of Hiroshima c 1945

 

[Nora]

1990 Texas Gubernatorial Candidate Clayton Williams on why rape is like the weather in Texas: "as long as it's inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it."

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Anyone have a pair of pliers?" - Jesus on the cross

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Of course I have a vagina. Why do you think my balls stink?" - Janet Reno

 

[acitore_vuli]

"That Al Jolsen guy was on to something" Michael Jackson