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Recidiva

Recidiva

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Replaying Skyrim and the Dragon Age series reminds me of all the fictional folks that like to insult each other.

Morrowind has always had "Fetcher"

Dragon Age gives us "Shemlen" - a human. Which is a bad thing if you're an elf.

Varric (dwarven) in Dragon Age calls his brother a "nug-humping bastard"

The fight between Klingons and Scotty:

Korax: "That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it; that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!"
Chekov: "Mr. Scott!!"
Scotty: "Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?"
Korax: "Yehhhr right, ah shooold. I didn't mean to say the Enterprise should be hauling garbage, I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage!!!!"

There's Princess Leia's Stuck up, half witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder (who's scruffy looking?)

C'mon, bring 'em out. Your favorite fictional insults. If you don't have any, make 'em up. Movies, games, books...fruitful imaginations...
 
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!" - A Fish Called Wanda
 
The assassin bots in kotor (hk 47?) Calling humans "meatbags"

Pretty much any convetsation involving shale

Anything morrigan says to allistar

Side note: finally unstuck in dragonage
 
remy_lebeau8 said:
The assassin bots in kotor (hk 47?) Calling humans "meatbags"

Pretty much any convetsation involving shale

Anything morrigan says to allistar

Side note: finally unstuck in dragonage
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Oh GOD did I love HK47. He was my absolute favorite companion. My evil runthrough was MUCH more fun than my good runthrough. If only he could have healed. Died so fast.

Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

Bioware does very well in the insult category.

Side note to the side note: Woo hoo!
 
Ulaven_Demorte said:
"Hab SoSII' Quch!"- Your mother has a smooth forehead in Klingon.
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Hah!

Qunari have it build into their language. The Arishok in DA2 did well.

"I have a growing lack of disgust for you."

They call those not of the Qun and not deserving any respect "Basra" - "purposeless thing"
 
'Going to dance at my wake?'

'I don’t dance,' the lawyer answered, 'but you tempt me to learn.'

-- I Will Fear No Evil, Robert Heinlein.
 
"Your mother was a hamster and your father reeked of elderberries" french knight
 
I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other till we go away?

-Mal
 
'You,' Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, 'are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarrassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away.'

- Turncoat
 
Wynne in Dragon Age has an obscure one that I know I saw once in my "talk to everyone about everything" phase but haven't seen since...it went something like...

"I'm sure he has many good qualities and excellent reasons for not exhibiting any of them."

Go Wynne!
 
"Loretta, someday you'll see this is the right thing"
"Someday you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!"
 
"In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers." - Edgar Rice Burroughs
 
I enjoyed Loki calling the Black Widow a "mewling quim" in the Avengers movie. How that got by the censors I'll never know.
 
"Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature." Hobson - "Arthur"
 
RobDownSouth said:
I enjoyed Loki calling the Black Widow a "mewling quim" in the Avengers movie. How that got by the censors I'll never know.
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Sounds quaint, doesn't it? It was in Rob Roy too. I guess most Americans have no idea what that quaint bit of wordage means.
 
"I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!" - Sheogorath, "Oblivion"
 
"Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a *god*. I just want to bring fire to the people. And... I want my cut." - Lex Luthor
 
RobDownSouth said:
I enjoyed Loki calling the Black Widow a "mewling quim" in the Avengers movie. How that got by the censors I'll never know.
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That one gets my vote, too.

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Recidiva said:
Loki looks like Data.
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Did you see the clip of Tom Hiddleston's surprise appearance in costume as Loki at ComicCon last month?

That high-pitched squeal was the sound of hundreds of women (and presumably men with natural falsetto voices such as Byron in Exile) having a collective simultaneous orgasm.
 
RobDownSouth said:
Did you see the clip of Tom Hiddleston's surprise appearance in costume as Loki at ComicCon last month?

That high-pitched squeal was the sound of hundreds of women (and presumably men with natural falsetto voices such as Byron in Exile) having a collective simultaneous orgasm.
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Oh. No, I didn't. I'm in the minority in hating that movie and wishing by all the OTHER gods that the whining idiot would get off the screen so I could go home.

So I would have been the low-pitched hissing.
 
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