Fess Up

[Latina]

Passed a woman downtown this morning whose T-shirt read:

You...Me...Whipped Cream...Hand Cuffs...Now. Any Questions?

So c'mon, fess up, which one of you Literotica "preverts" did I walk past this morning?

-- Latina

 

[forgetunome]

Couldn't have possibly been me

 

[Cheri]

Confession: It was me. And damnit didn't I look trampy wearing that shirt without a bra too. Well at least I didn't go jogging that way...

 

[Thumper]

Just Desserts

Just one question gah-dammit! Why couldn't she walk past me??? Huh? Answers! I want answers!

*standing here with handcuffs and whipped cream. wearing only cowboy boots and a smile*

 

[Treat]

DAMN! I have been wondering what happened to my shirt. It could pnly be one person who stole it. And I thought I left her ass in Germany.

 

[Adoratrice]

Might have been me....did the back say "Don't worry it will only seem kinky the first time"???

 

[Latina]

Love your answers. Made me laugh hard. Sorry, Adoratrice, I didn't see the back, just the front as she walked toward me.
She was blonde, so could have been German, might be the gal Treat left in Germany. Back in the U.S. seeking vengeance on Treat's ass? Sorry you didn't get to see her, Thumper, but it sounds like she only has eyes for Treat anyway.

-- Latina

 

[wolfy]

She should have a phone # on the back of her shirt set to an
answering machine just to see how many calls she gets a day