Fess up, Saturn Return~

[Guest]

Some of us know who you are,as you hint in your name.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, before this becomes another eight month troll fest witch hunt do this for me unregistered...



JUUUUUSSTTTTT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!





Tell us who is is, why it matters, who you are, and why it's important. Get it all out now. Come on.

Otherwise, really, go away.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Some of us know who you are,as you hint in your name.

If you are going to ask someone else to "fess up" as to their identity, then have the balls to do it under your registered name.

In short "fess up" yourself! Or shut up.

 

[Starfish]

Yes, spare us the agony of having to pay attention to you. PLEAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Saturn Return]

Fess up?

Well...I'd never deny one the truth.
~smiles~

Yeah..I was definitely a different name a few months back..though *definitely not* a different persona.

For several reasons I changed my name and a few details..(My best friend’s birthday)

First reason was to protect a poster here whom I respect and admire..and developed a friendly relationship with.

Second reason was because my husband needed a few months to see that there is absolutely no harm in my coming here.

So here are some points:

I was Dhalgren.

Ruby is my husband’s ex-fiancée.

I love it so much here I couldn’t stay away.

I’m exactly the same in personality..frankly I couldn’t keep up a fraud if I tried.

I’ve told several people here the truth in pm’s.

5 people know my *real* name.

My husband saw the light..realized he outed a wonderful human being here for absolutely the wrong reasons.

In the back of my mind..I was waiting for this to happen..yet still I thought so many would understand why…and just never bring it up.

And that I sincerely meant absolutely no harm to all parties involved.

Any other questions?

 

[Tabby432]

Deb? Is it you??

I can't believe anyone else would have the balls to be trolling and be calling someone else out for the same thing.



*will be watching just in case it gets good.. so make it good*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Aaaaaanannnnd cut!

That wraps up this witch hunt. I'll see you all at the cast party.

 

[Starfish]

Any other questions?

Yes, Why didn't you let us have a little bit of a conspiracy??? HUH?

Ya, know, Like we needed another one!


Oh, and can I lick you from head to toe now, because you sparred us of this monstrosity of a thread?

 

[April]

I figured it was an astrological reference. *shrug*

 

[Saturn Return]

Oh yes..

I'd love a fishie bath..

MMhMM..

 

[Saturn Return]

Oh and Unregistered…
Really, you could have just asked.

And the thread closes..

 

[Guest]

oh oh I want starfish to lick me head to toe. So how does one go about getting her affection? By being a decent person like SR?
I've only lurked without ever having the need to register but I will if it will get me a "fishie bath".

 

[Guest]

What a fuck head!!!!How many nice people deserve that, by a fucking asswipe troll no less!!!shame on you fucktard!!

 

[Saturn Return]

To The Natives...

Alright..
Just one more thing to add to my point list.

I think you people here are truly amazing.

I'm never, ever a mushy person..yet I feel a bit misty thinking about what an amazing bunch of people whom post here.


Thank you...all of you that sent me really wonderful pm's today.


I appreciate so many of your opinions and thoughts on a daily basis.

One any average day..

-Somebody makes me laugh out loud
-I learn something new
-My opinion changes due to a clever soul
-I remember how great humans are

Laurel..
Woman, if only more people walked this Planet that were more like you.


Again..with all sincerity, thank you for being here..

 

[modest mouse]

Saccharin is a Carcinogen when consumed in mass quantities.

 

[*bratcat*]

Gods, I hope NOT!!

 

[Starfish]

oh oh I want starfish to lick me head to toe. So how does one go about getting her affection? By being a decent person like SR?
I've only lurked without ever having the need to register but I will if it will get me a "fishie bath".

If this is what I get then, Modest Mouse, I say...

BRING ON THE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!



(I think that's the first Unregistered that didn't tell me I was ugly or make some other irrelivant comment about my appearance. Oh, and yes, my little prodigy, register... I'll lick you up and down but you have to pm me, and use the secret pass-sentance..... "Lick me there long time. Yes, sucky sucky good." K? Got it?)

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Gods, I hope NOT!!

I have been using since I was 10!! and I am now 39!

It has to be in amazingly high quantities. Like 25 servings a day.

You are 39 bratcat? Damn, you are so playful I would have guessed much younger. Maybe its that whole cats have 9 lives thing.

 

[Laurel]

Re: To The Natives...

Laurel..
Woman, if only more people walked this Planet that were more like you.

What a scary world that would be!

Welcome back, btw.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Re: Gods, I hope NOT!!

You are 39 bratcat? Damn, you are so playful I would have guessed much younger.

Hmm. Does this sound like Cheffie's "your breasts are too big" comment to anyone else?

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Re: Re: Gods, I hope NOT!!

Hmm. Does this sound like Cheffie's "your breasts are too big" comment to anyone else?

I think it is fair to say that the over 35 crowd on the board tends to be more serious. I am 24 and would consider myself part of a goofier contingent.

Thank you, let the fires rage.

......tsk tsk Mischka.....choosing wrong comment to persecute a man who prefers older women for.

 

[Saturn Return]

Ahh..too sickening sweet for ya, mouse?

Alright..

Fuck you, asshole and the pony you rode in on!!

How’s that….
Better?

~smiles~

 

[Rubyfruit]

Saturn told me about this board and started my addiction.

I don't know whether to kill her or hug her.

Ruby

 

[Saturn Return]

How about just spanking me soundly?

Then I'd like that hug!!
~smiles~

 

[Rubyfruit]

I would spank you, Saturn, but my wrists are too weak from the carpal tunnel flareup.

xo
Ruby