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P. B. Walker

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What is the stupidest thing you've done to get laid?



I once walked 7 miles, three sheets to the wind, at 2AM, in 50 degree weather, wearing just a tshirt and shorts, just because I had a remote chance of getting some.
 
Drove about a 100 miles in snow storm with no whippers of heater ......

Did NOT get any
 
Fell down a flight of stairs, then almost got ran over by a truck just outside. Did not get any either. :eek:
 
April said:
That's pretty fucking stupid. :)

I'm not telling my stupid story.

Yeah it was... especially since I walked into a 7-11 along the way (to get something to drink) and guess who is standing there getting a cup of coffee... Good ole Prince William County Police Officer. How I wasn't arrested for public intoxication still amazes me.
 
I'm not telling the stupidist thing I have done, but it involved black gun powder.
 
Waited outside an ex boyfriend's house (Hey - I was in high school) til he got home from a date - She must not have put out cuz I DID get some! lol
 
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