Fess Up Fellows.................

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:rose: I would like to dedicate this thread to Miss Shy and Miss Rose :rose:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Okay now down to the business 'end' of this post...............

Evil_Geoff said:
Mr. Happy is quite comfy resting where he rests, and has no need or desire to "advertease" through pictures

Okay that's 'Mr Happy' accounted for.......... :)

We need names please :rose:
 
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...so when I read that post, I was remined of "Casino"... I watch too many movies :p

Which reminds me of another movie, where I guy handed another a condom and said, "now, little Johnny is going to strap on his helmet and go win!"

It was funny. *nods*

Ok, sorry for the interruption... :eek:
 
Tuomas said:
...so when I read that post, I was remined of "Casino"... I watch too many movies :p

Ohhhhh one of my all time favorite movies. How dumb was the Ginger character Sharon Stone played. Ahhh she had the ever adorable Mr Rothstein (okay major criminal but its a movie give me a break) and she blew it all and them some ............le sigh

I am so shallow sometimes.......:D

Tuomas said:
Which reminds me of another movie, where I guy handed another a condom and said, "now, little Johnny is going to strap on his helmet and go win!"

It was funny. *nods*

Ok, sorry for the interruption... :eek:

So your answer is 'little Johnny' then :confused:

Wonder how quickly we can totally corrupt this Thread hmmmn.......smiles :rose:

Naturally the ladies are welcome to 'donate' information on the topic.

I knew at least one 'Bruce'......... :eek:
 
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SirFace said:
George. I like natural, soooo. George of the Jungle.......
:eek: Oh my .....watch out for that tree... huh :eek:

~ makes note confirm with Miss Crazy ~

I wouldn't this is just for sheer fun .
 
Mr Happy in his relaxed state.... But he's been known to do this Jekyl & Hyde thing...

He gets excited, the adrenaline surges...and he becomes

SCROGZILLA
 
I also knew a "Johnny" once.


His Sister used to refer to it as little Johnny to make him angry. (Not nearly as creepy as it may sound)
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Mr Happy in his relaxed state.... But he's been known to do this Jekyl & Hyde thing...

He gets excited, the adrenaline surges...and he becomes

SCROGZILLA

WOO HOO SCROGZILLA STOMPING HIS WAY TO SADISTFACTION :rose:

I sat here a few minutes wondering if I could make a collage of SCROGZILLA taking out a City , I even googled awhile. It simply can't be done and stay in a zone I am comfortable with for public display , my sincere apologies Geoff Sir :) :rose:
 
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be_ignited said:
I also knew a "Johnny" once.


His Sister used to refer to it as little Johnny to make him angry. (Not nearly as creepy as it may sound)

Mean girl.......... :cool: Isn't it usually the domain of men to other men to make wild claims and depreciating self or otherwise jokes of this genre..... ;)


There are so many funny petnames and it really takes a man with a well developed sense of humor and personal self confidence to announce the name thang. I personally don't care if they are made up just for the Thread to be honest its all in good fun.

Now off to look for Randall T. Merrimaker.... :D
 
Master Gil calls His Gilligan....His "little buddy" :D

*And YES I did get permission to post that!* :cathappy:
 
I thought I was the only one who called it "little buddy"...

Live and learn.
 
I can’t believe grown men actually name their parts. Which begs the question: Do women name their parts?
 
Retrieval said:
I can’t believe grown men actually name their parts. Which begs the question: Do women name their parts?


I've named my breasts.
 
Thelma And Louise.

They make a habit out of jumping off cliffs, but i do my best to keep 'em reined in.
 
I didn't name mine. I have referred to it as my happy, but it's not John, or Johnny, or Gilligan or anything like that. It's just my happy. It is a very happy happy though! :nana:
 
Only because this is your thread

I had a girl friend who called it wee willie.
 
be_ignited said:
Thelma And Louise.

They make a habit out of jumping off cliffs, but i do my best to keep 'em reined in.

Cute!

*smiles*

Fury :rose:
 
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