Female Fantasies

[parodyluvr75]

I am curious, I know that women need to visualize something or we read stories to stimulate ourselves, while masturbating. This is what helps me come.


I CAN'T HELP BEING so sexual.

 

[lovetoread]

Omg, like I need that too!

 

[parodyluvr75]

This one is really smoking!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Omg, like I need that too!

So I'm not alone? I felt dirty and weird.

 

[parodyluvr75]

This picture has more balls.

 

[Tryharder62]

My fantasy

 

[Tryharder62]

Also

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=813540

*nods*

 

[Tryharder62]

Lonely friday night - more fantasies

 

[Tryharder62]

I was kind of hoping to hear some other people's fantasies. Oh well, back to my own. I never picture Elvis but who knew this about him? Long live the King wherever you are!

 

[CandiCame]

Also

After this pic, I was like, "You need me in your life."

But then I scrolled down to this

Lonely friday night - more fantasies

And I was like, 'nope'.

 

[Jedi_Princess]

My fantasy

They should sell these in stores.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I CAN'T HELP BEING so sexual.

haha

lol @ the pic

 

[CandiCame]

Also

OK, I have a number of questions about these.

1: Who does laundry when you still have pants. If you are not naked, you do not need to do laundry.

2: What the fuck is he making that he needs a double-boiler for? Motherfucker is making pasta.

3: What is the point of ironing? I have ironed literally nothing my entire life. I have a shitty life. I am wondering if those two statements are related.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

2: What the fuck is he making that he needs a double-boiler for? Motherfucker is making pasta.

hahah

 

[Tryharder62]

OK, I have a number of questions about these.

1: Who does laundry when you still have pants. If you are not naked, you do not need to do laundry.

2: What the fuck is he making that he needs a double-boiler for? Motherfucker is making pasta.

3: What is the point of ironing? I have ironed literally nothing my entire life. I have a shitty life. I am wondering if those two statements are related.

I like the idea of Once-ler naked doing laundry. I don't cook well so I have no idea. Women dig the slightly rumpled look. I just fluff everything in the drier.

 

[CandiCame]

I like the idea of Once-ler naked doing laundry. I don't cook well so I have no idea. Women dig the slightly rumpled look. I just fluff everything in the drier.

I will sit in my underwear at the laundry mat. For some reason, no one gives a shit.

I cook like a BITCH. Seriously, I fucking cook so hard you gain 30lbs on healthfood because you can't stop eating. And I shop like a motherfucker- it takes more then two or three trips to get that shit in the house.

I just hang the clothes that need to look fancy.

 

[Tryharder62]

I will sit in my underwear at the laundry mat. For some reason, no one gives a shit.

I cook like a BITCH. Seriously, I fucking cook so hard you gain 30lbs on healthfood because you can't stop eating. And I shop like a motherfucker- it takes more then two or three trips to get that shit in the house.

I just hang the clothes that need to look fancy.

Oh what I would give to see you in the laundra-matt in your underwear.

 

[CandiCame]

Oh what I would give to see you in the laundra-matt in your underwear.

Yeah, if you actually lived with me you'd get tired of seeing me naked. I'm from Ky. I don't put pants on unless it's a special occasion.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm naked right now. True story.

 

[Tryharder62]

Yeah, if you actually lived with me you'd get tired of seeing me naked. I'm from Ky. I don't put pants on unless it's a special occasion.

I could learn to adjust. Hey, what does your avatar say. I can't read it.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I'm naked right now. True story.

*peeks thru your window* lol

 

[CandiCame]

I could learn to adjust. Hey, what does your avatar say. I can't read it.

"It's survival of the fittest"

It's from the Once-ler's "How Bad Can I Be?" Song from the Lorax.

There's a principle of nature
Almost every critter knows
Called Survival of the Fittest
And check it this is how it goes...

Even if you don't watch the movie, that song and "Biggering" are worth looking up on YouTube.

I changed my avatar for Halloween...

 

[CandiCame]

*peeks thru your window* lol

I'm actually sitting in the bathtub procrastinating the actual bathing process...

I'm gonna get up and take a shower to actually clean myself, but I'm just kind of... soaking...