Female android

[NoJo]

I need a mandroid, a hot one who does dishes without short-circuiting.

I only short circuit if my wife forgets to buy hypoallergenic washing up liquid. And who can blame me.

 

[Guest]

I only short circuit if my wife forgets to buy hypoallergenic washing up liquid. And who can blame me.

But don't latex-free gloves turn you on?

 

[The_Fool]

But don't latex-free gloves turn you on?

Only when they're slapping your ass....

Oh shit....did that really slip out?????

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They have half the fat of real women.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I only short circuit if my wife forgets to buy hypoallergenic washing up liquid. And who can blame me.

At least you know what washing up is.
wanna be my mandroid?

 

[NoJo]

At least you know what washing up is.
wanna be my mandroid?

Do you have a European plug adaptor?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Do you have a European plug adaptor?

That's the best pick up line I've ever heard.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Do you have a European plug adaptor?

I'm universal, baby.

Yes, Abs, that is the best pickup line ever.

 

[Guest]

Only when they're slapping your ass....

Oh shit....did that really slip out?????

Yep.