Feeling horny

Yeah, I was super horny last night. Then my honey and I had wild, throw-down, passionate sex. He satiated me. :)
 
Lately I have been having a constant urge to merge but simply cannot bring myself to do a one nighter. Hell even my rabbit has put in for vacation time.
 
Hey gal haven't had the pleasure with ya in a while. Do you have any idea just how much I'd luv to come to Kansas??

http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/bnews.jpg

. . . for immediate, uh, release . . .

(AP) Enterprise KS

The really weird Governor of Kansas, Sam Brownback,
announced today that the entire state of Kansas is on
Red Alert due to Fmature2play's threatened incursion.

"I view this as a serious threat to my prissy views," said Brownback.
"Sex is liberal commie plot", he continued, while refusing
to deny accusations that he has ever masturbated.
"I'll jerk off," he said, "when and if the Koch brothers order me to jerk off."

*updates as available*
 
http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/bnews.jpg

. . . for immediate, uh, release . . .

(AP) Enterprise KS

The really weird Governor of Kansas, Sam Brownback,
announced today that the entire state of Kansas is on
Red Alert due to Fmature2play's threatened incursion.

"I view this as a serious threat to my prissy views," said Brownback.
"Sex is liberal commie plot", he continued, while refusing
to deny accusations that he has ever masturbated.
"I'll jerk off," he said, "when and if the Koch brothers order me to jerk off."

*updates as available*

LOL! AWESOOOME!!

*steals FM's margarita!*
 
http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/bnews.jpg

. . . for immediate, uh, release . . .

(AP) Enterprise KS

The really weird Governor of Kansas, Sam Brownback,
announced today that the entire state of Kansas is on
Red Alert due to Fmature2play's threatened incursion.

"I view this as a serious threat to my prissy views," said Brownback.
"Sex is liberal commie plot", he continued, while refusing
to deny accusations that he has ever masturbated.
"I'll jerk off," he said, "when and if the Koch brothers order me to jerk off."

*updates as available*

great....banned in another state. just great
 
paying for it this morning tho. Just the thought of walking a gazillion stores today makes my feet hurt. There will be frozen beverages tonite for you to get your paws on I am sure.
 
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