Feeling cold?

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Well fucking put on a jumper then.... Jump up and down for ten minutes... do some sit ups/push ups.... put your coat and shoes on and run round the block a few times... put the heating on...

BUT STOP GOING ON ABOUT HOW FUCKING COLD IT IS!

 

[Starblayde]

I think you have issues, Mr Sitting on top of Roy 'Chubby' Brown

 

[His_kitty]

*peeks in and quickly sticks her tongue out at him before running back out again*

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

*peeks in and quickly sticks her tongue out at him before running back out again*

There you go. Running in and out. A bit of exercise. Soon warm you up.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I think you have issues, Mr Sitting on top of Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Yep, I am sitting on top of Roy 'Chubby' Brown. I fear that if I move, he'll make a dash for freedom and put out an hillarious new video in which he says fuck and cunt a lot in an amusing way.

 

[Starblayde]

...and put out an hillarious new video in ...

Wow, you must be well educated, using 'an', not 'a'




Or of course you could just be a bad typer

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Ironic...

But I do have an education.

It was in the sciensis, a feild of stuy not notted for it's spelling ability.

 

[His_kitty]

Thanks to having mostly Brits for my online buds, I know what a jumper is. (which isn't what we consider to be a jumper)

Can't run around a block cause I live in the country... see my location. It's a country one lane road. Oh and it's hunting season, so not real safe to be out. You've heard of rednecks before, haven't you? They'll shoot at anything that moves.

The heat is on, wood heat though is a bitch to regulate.


continues to whine

It's like bloody 15 degrees Fahrenheit this morning!

So after seeing your concern for my well being, I decided to put on some clothes and my fuzzy slippers.

 

[charlie-codex]

Well fucking put on a jumper then....

Mum?! Is that you??!!

(i must have heard that a thousand times in my childhood... minus the fucking part...)

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

....

continues to whine

It's like bloody 15 degrees Fahrenheit this morning!

So after seeing your concern for my well being, I decided to put on some clothes and my fuzzy slippers.

IF YOU MUST WHINE, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO USE THE PROPER BLOODY TEMPERATURE SCALE.

(Sheesh! Who uses Fahrenheit anymore apart from the backward cultures that have refused to join the 20th C.?)

 

[His_kitty]

IF YOU MUST WHINE, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO USE THE PROPER BLOODY TEMPERATURE SCALE.

(Sheesh! Who uses Fahrenheit anymore apart from the backward cultures that have refused to join the 20th C.?)

We enjoy being different.


What's with the stone stuff? When you ask how much something weighs ya'll say, 15 stone. I always get this mental picture of 15 big boulder's laying around. Measure it in pounds for goodness sakes!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

We use Killograms.

IT'S THE LAW!

:0

 

[MissTaken]

ARGH! It is -8 f and -22 centigrade (for all those euro pups!)


Some of my windows are frozen over so that I can't see out of them. My car won't start.

My knees ache.

I am not going jogging when it hurts to breathe the air when I am standing still.

Anyone wanna get nekkid and snuggle to get warm?

 

[Starblayde]

We enjoy being different.


Measure it in pounds for goodness sakes!

That's how you should measure money

 

[Starblayde]

We use Killograms.

IT'S THE LAW!

:0

Oops. Send me to jail

 

[lovetoread]

Anyone wanna get nekkid and snuggle to get warm?

Yes.

Its so freaking cold here that I have yet to make it to my shower.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Requesting people to get naked and snuggle with you is far better than bitching about the cold. And it's about 18C where I'm sitting.

 

[MissTaken]

Yes.

Its so freaking cold here that I have yet to make it to my shower.

I will scrub your back and dry you with a thick towel until you are pink and rosey and toasty warm!

 

[MissTaken]

Requesting people to get naked and snuggle with you is far better than bitching about the cold. And it's about 18C where I'm sitting.

Does that mean you are offering to warm me up?

 

[His_kitty]

That's how you should measure money

Smarty pants



Okay, I'm not saying another word about how cold it is... compared to MissT, this is very very mild.

 

[Starblayde]

Smarty pants



Okay, I'm not saying another word about how cold it is... compared to MissT, this is very very mild.

so i dont get to make you hot

 

[His_kitty]

Requesting people to get naked and snuggle with you is far better than bitching about the cold. And it's about 18C where I'm sitting.

Who says that wasn't all part of my evil plan? I just went about it a different way.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Oops. Send me to jail

But only if you're buying/selling stuff by weight or volume.

I wonder if the drug dealers are getting hit for selling in fractions of ounzes?

"Not only was he selling cocain, m'lud, but he was selling it in imperial measures, a clear breech of European legislation..."

"That's terrible! I sentence him to 3 weeks community service for drug offences and a fine of £5,000 for not using grammes."

 

[MissTaken]

Smarty pants



Okay, I'm not saying another word about how cold it is... compared to MissT, this is very very mild.

Screw this!

I am moving south....

anyone have any good suggestions for employment, housing and HEAT?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Who says that wasn't all part of my evil plan? I just went about it a different way.

Bend over, I'll soon warm you up.

Well, your cheeks certainly.