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diamondgypsy says: do you ever laugh at jokes?
tarzO says: If they're funny
diamondgypsy says: oh.that's what i thought. you're a REAL harass, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: hardass
tarzO says: I work hard to have buns of steel
diamondgypsy says: me, too. i need them to be really.steel like.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: ok....and?
diamondgypsy says: i hate it when you get quiet.
tarzO says: And what?
tarzO says: They're hard. Like steel
diamondgypsy says: OK. I know.
diamondgypsy says: I mean.ok, I believe you.
diamondgypsy says: Like I said, you are a HARDASS.
tarzO says: I HAVE a hardass you mean
diamondgypsy says: Yeah. That's what I meant. duh-me.
tarzO says: That's not the only non-soft area of me though
diamondgypsy says: And what would that area be?
diamondgypsy says: shall i take a wild guess?
tarzO says: Sure
diamondgypsy says: your head?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: yep
tarzO says: Specifically my skull
diamondgypsy says: HARDHEADED and HARDASSED equals.
diamondgypsy says: uh-oh
diamondgypsy says: your skull? why?
tarzO says: Because it's bone?
diamondgypsy says: ok..
diamondgypsy says: i can't think. lol;
diamondgypsy says: BONE?
diamondgypsy says: Like in BONE or bone-eeeeeeeee or.
tarzO says: "tarzO says: Because it's bone?"
diamondgypsy says: And what else is hard on that body of yours, ozRAT?
tarzO says: My ass, but you knew that
diamondgypsy says: OK. i got that. it's bone.
diamondgypsy says: lyes.
diamondgypsy says: ok....
diamondgypsy says: moving right along.
diamondgypsy says: did anybody ever tell you that you are a LOT OF FUN?
diamondgypsy says: bonehead or boner and all.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, boner what?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: Oh.
diamondgypsy says: I don't know. i am pleading the 5th.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: the DEVIL made me say that.
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in.
tarzO says: Are you using that as a phrase or as a word?
tarzO says: Because it's not a word
diamondgypsy says: what isn't?
diamondgypsy says: i didn't know school was in session today, professor goody-tw-shoes.
diamondgypsy says: two
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: I know you did, you kinky lady you
diamondgypsy says: i try.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Whatever will Larry think of all of this?
diamondgypsy says: it's hard with you.
diamondgypsy says: um..nothing. who will tell him and.
diamondgypsy says: do not say anything that i am slutty.i cannot help it.
tarzO says: I never called you slutty
diamondgypsy says: i know
diamondgypsy says: just in case you get pissed off one of these days and the thought crosses your mind, siisy boy.
diamondgypsy says: sissy
diamondgypsy says: can you control all things that happen in your life? i can't and i don't want to.
diamondgypsy says: now we can get down and dirty. lol
tarzO says: If you says so
diamondgypsy says: i say so.
tarzO says: I'm not the one using innuendo here though
ndgypsy says: OK.stop teasing me you are awful!!!
tarzO says: I'm teasing you? You've said everything so far
diamondgypsy says: OK.i will let you have the floor, Kimosabe.
tarzO says: No, I'm quite comfortable in this chair
tarzO says: Besides, I don't know if you've vacuumed that floor recently or not
diamondgypsy says: i have.well, larry has.
diamondgypsy says: i always spill stuff on it, though. i am rather clumsy, especially
with ashes.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: i don't know how to turn the sweeper on. duh, me.
tarzO says: Try the "on" switch
diamondgypsy says: i know.
diamondgypsy says: i don't mean that. it's a story.
diamondgypsy says: me and sweepers well, it's a dangerous combo.
tarzO says: You prefer sucking tools then?
diamondgypsy says: yes, that's what i prefer. how did you know?
tarzO says: Your personality
diamondgypsy says: oh.
diamondgypsy says: my personality makes me a tool sucker ?
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: a big tool sucker or a small tool sucker?
diamondgypsy says: or both.???
tarzO says: Whatever can suck I suppose
diamondgypsy says: did you write a book on s&m 'cause you're rather good at torture,
you know.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: WELL, we'll go for the BIG GUN.
diamondgypsy says: ok?
tarzO says: Sure thing
diamondgypsy says: BIG TOOL, i mean.
tarzO says: Whatever gets the job done
diamondgypsy says: well, i can do that.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: and that ain't a lick and a promise. that is hard fact.
tarzO says: So is that floor clean or what?
diamondgypsy says: no. i dropped a bunch of ashes again.
diamondgypsy says: are you adverse to dust and stuff or.
diamondgypsy says: just wipe up the floor with me.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't like to get my clothes soiled, so I'll just stay in
this chair
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: what chair?
diamondgypsy says: sissy
tarzO says: This chair
diamondgypsy says: what's a little dust between.
diamondgypsy says: us
diamondgypsy says: woh, your chair.
diamondgypsy says: what were you gonna do on the floor anyway.
diamondgypsy says: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Sorry, but going to the bathroom is a neccessary evil in my life
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: oh,'
diamondgypsy says: whatever.
diamondgypsy says: you are soo confusing.
diamondgypsy says: i would like to slap you silly.
tarzO says: My absense can easily be explained by my using the lavatory;
what is confusing about that?
diamondgypsy says: nothing. i understand. totally.
tarzO says: I wasn't going to do anything on the floor, you just asked me if
I wanted to use it or not
diamondgypsy says: you are the one that said you were staying in the chair
because there was dust and whatver on the floor.
diamondgypsy says: you are such a punk!
tarzO says: I can't just sit?
diamondgypsy says: whatever turns you on.
tarzO says: It's quite comfortable in this chair
diamondgypsy says: what kind of chair is it?
tarzO says: A brown lounging chair with lots of cushioning
diamondgypsy says: ohh
diamondgypsy says: sounds yummy.
diamondgypsy says: how big is it?
tarzO says: About four feet high on the back, three feet long and three feet
wide
tarzO says: And I've never tasted it before, so I wouldn't know about the
yumminess of it
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhh.............big enough for two loudmouth, huh?
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: s
diamondgypsy says: or, one could always just hop on top of the other, you know.
tarzO says: The seat only holds one, but I suppose the arms are large enough for somebody to sit on each one
diamondgypsy says: or straddle something, huh?
diamondgypsy says: what are my chances that this conversation will not be made public?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: because, i can say something REALLY naughty if i knew but.
tarzO says: Never thought about the stradling, and I dunno, heh
diamondgypsy says: since YOU cannot be trusted(lol)...you know.
tarzO says: But isn't the danger of it half the fun?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: so is BAKWARD STRADDLING.
diamondgypsy says: heh
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: BACKWARD
tarzO says: I'm a good reader of personalities
diamondgypsy says: well, what did you read me as?
tarzO says: What I've told you so far
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: I can't be psychic about everything
diamondgypsy says: well, then you'll have to ask, right?
tarzO says: I prefer to use my wit to figure it out
diamondgypsy says: ok, good. then you'll feel like you've earned something. true?
diamondgypsy says: nah. you don't have to earn anything, honey.
diamondgypsy says: mi body su body...or something to the nature of.
tarzO says: What does body mean in Spanish?
diamondgypsy says: i don't know. nice ass?
diamondgypsy says: with a tattoo?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't have a tattoo, therefore my ass is not your ass
diamondgypsy says: i did not say that YOUR ASS WAS MINE, did I, smartass.
diamondgypsy says: even though.....
diamondgypsy says: i am gunning for it.lol
tarzO says: If body means tattooed ass in Spanish, then yes you did
diamondgypsy says: yes i did what?
tarzO says: Let's assume that body means tattooed ass in Spanish
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: Then mi body es su body means my tattooed ass is your tattooed ass in translation
tarzO says: Which is false
diamondgypsy says: ok.right
diamondgypsy says: ohhhh
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: explain. link? lol
tarzO says: I just did explain it to you
tarzO says: Please review
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: why it is false?
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhh.jusr SPIT IT OUT.
diamondgypsy says: is it one of those things like.
diamondgypsy says: what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Spit what out?
diamondgypsy says: the explanation.........
tarzO says: I don't have a tattooed ass, it's as simple as that
diamondgypsy says: well, i d
K?
tarzO says: Okay, I already knew that though
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: it waqs justb a phrase.......................
tarzO says: Is that all I had to spit out?
diamondgypsy says: pretty soon you are gonna be spitting out your teeth.
diamondgypsy says: lol just kidding.
tarzO says: Are there still ashes on that floor?
diamondgypsy says: no. i licked them up.
tarzO says: Isn't that kinda vile tasting? Or do you not care what stuff tastes like?
diamondgypsy says: all depends what the stuff is.
tarzO says: Well, I thought ashes were a pretty extreme limit for vileness, but apparently not for you
diamondgypsy says: they are but then again.
diamondgypsy says: i'd lick the sweat from your neck or around your mouth. is that sweat vile to you? not to me it wouldn't be.
tarzO says: I don't mind my own sweat, but I don't really like ash-covered tongues all over my head
diamondgypsy says: who said my tongue would be.ohhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: you don't like cigarettes?
tarzO says: No, I just started smoking again recently when my car broke down, but ashes are not really that appealing
diamondgypsy says: which head would that bem by the way?
diamondgypsy says: OK.NO ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Mine I would assume
diamondgypsy says: ok, sweetness?
diamondgypsy says: OK.THAT is established.
diamondgypsy says: GOOD!
tarzO says: Well, there's still all that dust and dirt from the floor on that tongue too
diamondgypsy says: i'll wash it off.......
tarzO says: Lemme know when you're done washing it off
diamondgypsy says: ok
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: you are relentlessly unmerciful, you know. do you know that?
tarzO says: I've heard something along those lines, yes
diamondgypsy says: but you're sweet so that makes up for it.
tarzO says: Tell me something I don't know
diamondgypsy says: that i am going to slap you?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Have I been bad?
diamondgypsy says: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
diamondgypsy says: extremely. you are a human torture chamber, for one thing.
tarzO says: Well, it would hurt to get inside of me, yes
diamondgypsy says: inside of you? huh?
tarzO says: You can't torture somebody OUTSIDE of a torture chamber
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you wait.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TIO KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Well, at least that floor is clean now
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Though you really had to do it the hard way, didn't you?
diamondgypsy says: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdiamondgypsy says: was it as good for you as it was for me?
tarzO says: I'm not the one who had to taste it, so I guess so
diamondgypsy says: punk
tarzO says: I dunno how much satisfaction you got out of it
diamondgypsy says: how much did you get.
diamondgypsy says: baby, anything that deals with you is SATISFACTION for me.
tarzO says: "Baby"?
tarzO says: Are you hitting on me?
diamondgypsy says: ooooooooooooooooooooo
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tarzO says: Oh, then what did Baby mean?
diamondgypsy says: are you hitting on me?????????????????
diamondgypsy says: why?
tarzO says: Where did I ever suggest anything that would seem like hitting on you?
diamondgypsy says: I WANTED TO SAY IT. term of endearment, or term or hate.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: of hate.
tarzO says: Oh okay
diamondgypsy says: pardon me while i throw myself out the window.onto the highway.
diamondgypsy says: ain hopes that a mack truck will smooch me to smitheriniessssssssssssssssssss
tarzO says: Trucks can't kiss
diamondgypsy says: smoosh
diamondgypsy says: lolol
diamondgypsy says: i know.
tarzO says: And why are you chatting from the road?
diamondgypsy says: you don't miss a trick, do you?
diamondgypsy says: i called you sweetness before and you never said anything.
diamondgypsy says: why baby?
diamondgypsy says: I AM BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: get your hospitalizatioon upped cause..
tarzO says: Sweetness is innocent, Baby can be a name for hitting on somebody
diamondgypsy says: OK..........PARDON MY SLIP OF TEH LONG TONGUE.
tarzO says: I knew it was long. How else would you have cleaned up the floor that fast?
diamondgypsy says: yeaah.
diamondgypsy says: that's right.
diamondgypsy says: i am gonna clean you up with my.
diamondgypsy says: pick a body part and walk into it.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: But I'm sitting down right now
tarzO says: I don't want to get up yet
diamondgypsy says: LISTEN, you punk.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you are SUCH an AGITATOR and a vengeful sissy!
tarzO says: Agitator? I complimented your cleaning skills, what more do you want?
diamondgypsy says: That'll do me, if that's all you have to offer, hotshot.
tarzO says: You also have a lovely clean floor
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: Actually, do you want to know how this floor REALLY got cleaned?
tarzO says: It wasn't your tongue?
diamondgypsy says: Yesssssssss..........
diamondgypsy says: AND also.
diamondgypsy says: SOME SISSY BOY USED ME AS THE DUST MOP.
tarzO says: That bastard. I hope you kick his ass
diamondgypsy says: I WILL.
tarzO says: Why didn't you tell me somebody was abusing you?
diamondgypsy says: REALLY GOOD, TOO!!!
diamondgypsy says: A left and a right.swing of the hip and a forward a couple of hundred times should do it, huh?
diamondgypsy says: TIMES TEN.
tarzO says: Why didn't you complain about this guy when it was happening? I could have called 911
diamondgypsy says: I was gonna call 411 but, I didn't know the address.lol
tarzO says: What did you want information for when you were being assaulted like that?
diamondgypsy says: I am a glutton for punishment.
diamondgypsy says: You should see what the chick did to him.
tarzO says: So you're not going to press charges against this bastard?
diamondgypsy says: Ooooooooooooooooh, my.
tarzO says: What did she do?
diamondgypsy says: NO, I am going to press something else against him.
tarzO says: Restraining order? What did she do to him?
diamondgypsy says: NO, you'll probably get mad if I say.
tarzO says: If a guy did that to you then he deserves ANYTHING
diamondgypsy says: Fucked his brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: heh
tarzO says: Oh my
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Who was this chick?
diamondgypsy says: I TOLD YOU!!!
diamondgypsy says: BIG BABY.
diamondgypsy says:Some psycho chick.
tarzO says: I didn't see it, please repeat who it was
diamondgypsy says: I didn't say.
diamondgypsy says: Wanna guess?
diamondgypsy says: Are you putting this on a fucking messageboard, you bastard?
tarzO says: I have no guesses
diamondgypsy says: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tarzO says: You fucked his brains out after he abused you like that?
diamondgypsy says: YEAH.
tarzO says: Isn't that cheating on Larry?
diamondgypsy says: It was the sweetest getting even that I could think of.
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: I can't help it.
diamondgypsy says: I really can't.
tarzO says: I hope that your marriage will survive this
tarzO says: I could never cheat on my girlfriend like that
diamondgypsy says: It will.
diamondgypsy says: I give you my word.
diamondgypsy says: BULLY BULLY for you.
tarzO says: I wouldn't even consider flirting with anybody else. I'm a one-woman man only
tarzO says: I'd never fuck somebody's brains out as a reward for abusing me
diamondgypsy says: You're a good guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're a smart guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're also a dumbass guy.
tarzO says: I am?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: You must be perfect. I am HUMAN.
tarzO says: I thought I had a hardass. What is all this dumbass talk about?
diamondgypsy says: It is a harass.
diamondgypsy says: hardass.
diamondgypsy says: You're lucky.
diamondgypsy says: I ain't hard.
tarzO says: Really? Before you were talking about having a hardass too
tarzO says: You were lying to me, were you?
diamondgypsy says: YES.
diamondgypsy says: I try...
diamondgypsy says: I'm as soft as they come and you know it.
diamondgypsy says: STEEL and.
diamondgypsy says: what?
diamondgypsy says: I don't know.
diamondgypsy says: cotton candy
diamondgypsy says: cottontail
tarzO says: Steel and cotton candy can be compared to each other?
diamondgypsy says: CONTRAST
tarzO says: Oh, okay
diamondgypsy says: You're a mean fuck, I'm not.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, how would you know how I fuck?
tarzO says: I thought you said you weren't hitting on me
tarzO says: I can't continue this conversation if you're coming onto me
tarzO says: What would my girlfriend think?
diamondgypsy says: If I could crawl through this computer, you would be in trouble.
diamondgypsy says: II don't know.
diamondgypsy says: Send her to the movies.
diamondgypsy says: Or to the farm with a .nevermind.
tarzO says: But you're hitting on me, I cannot allow you to cheat on Larry like that nor to be unfaithful to my girl
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
tarzO says: I am not comfortable in this situation
diamondgypsy says: Allow me?
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
diamondgypsy says: Would you be more comfortable laid out on the ground.knocked out?
tarzO says: Anything would be more desireable than commiting infidelity
diamondgypsy says: Then, I am a cunt and you are a prince.
diamondgypsy says: Whatever.
diamondgypsy says: Sorry that I am human and well.shit happens that is out of my and our conmtrol.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart.you are stone.
tarzO says: Yes, but I still cannot converse with you if you cannot control your urges upon me
diamondgypsy says: How's your weather? Stormy? Nice? Rain? HAIL?
tarzO says: Don't try to act so innocent now, how can I trust you not to do this again?
diamondgypsy says: Do you want it to happen again?
diamondgypsy says: I hope we get to the good part before we are dead.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: NO I don't want this to happen again, or in the first place
diamondgypsy says: Just one look.that's all it will take me.
diamondgypsy says: OK. I have to respect that, prick.
diamondgypsy says: So.
diamondgypsy says: What else is going on?
tarzO says: I'm not talking to you if you're going to be so carefree in your sexuality like that
diamondgypsy says: i meant to add.fucker to thjat sentence.
diamondgypsy says: whatever, pussy.
diamondgypsy says: boy
diamondgypsy says: wuss
tarzO says: Please don't talk like such a slut
diamondgypsy says: ok.
tarzO says: I can't talk to hookers
diamondgypsy says: how about whores?
tarzO says: Same thing
diamondgypsy says: classy ladies?
tarzO says: Don't talk anymore, you're only making it worse
diamondgypsy says: I am?
tarzO says: You have no class
diamondgypsy says: I am not, you moronice assswipe.
tarzO says: Don't talk to me whore
diamondgypsy says: You have no TASTE, pretty boy blew.
tarzO says: I can taste what ASH tastes like
diamondgypsy says: hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KISS MY ASH
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I refuse to talk sexually with a 50 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: 51
tarzO says: Fine, I refuse to talk sexually with a 51 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: see, i'm honest.
diamondgypsy says: it's not adultery.
tarzO says: Congratulations on being an honest slut
diamondgypsy says: Thank you.
tarzO says: Now go fuck somebody else somewhere else
diamondgypsy says: Listen, this is not an everyday happening with me, you know.
diamondgypsy says: Can I help it if I was knocked for a loop?
tarzO says: Apparently you have no control over your sluttiness, but that doesn't make it any better
tarzO says: So take your horniness elsewhere
diamondgypsy says: where?
tarzO says: There
diamondgypsy says: where is there?
tarzO says: There, as in not here
diamondgypsy says: you are serious, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: oh, god.
tarzO says: Does it LOOK like I'm being serious about not wanting to talk to shady characters like you?
diamondgypsy says: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
diamondgypsy says: y3es.
tarzO says: Then begone you succumbus
diamondgypsy says: and you go fucketh off.fuckhead.
diamondgypsy says: NO
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOO
tarzO says: I am not bargining with you
tarzO says: You have crossed the fine line once too many
diamondgypsy says: Who gives a good fuck.
tarzO says: Not you, whore
diamondgypsy says: ARE YOU GOD, you fucker??????????
diamondgypsy says: Don't judge me, you cocksucker!
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart. You are a PRICK.
tarzO says: You called yourself a whore
diamondgypsy says: And my heart is gone and stomped on by a PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You did.
tarzO says: Because you did first, whore
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP. I did not.
diamondgypsy says: YOU DID.
diamondgypsy says: I forget.lol
tarzO says: Now leave before I have to wash out my modem of such filth
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
diamondgypsy says: MAKE ME.
diamondgypsy says: Don't you like me a teense?
diamondgypsy says: You are making my stomach hurt.
tarzO says: Yes, but that was before I learned of your disgusting carnal lusts
diamondgypsy says: SO what. You're just as bad.
diamondgypsy says: Only you are sneakier.
tarzO says: They're totally fine if they're between your husband and you. But towards other men?
diamondgypsy says: I am not slick.
diamondgypsy says: What can I say?
tarzO says: Nothing, which is what I want you to say
diamondgypsy says: NOT OTHER MEN.
tarzO says: Oh really? Then stop FUCKING other men
tarzO says: And repent yourself to your husband for forgiveness
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: And begone so I can purify my soul in order to keep my fidelity for my girlfriend
diamondgypsy says: This is an affair of MY heart and not his.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry if you do not see it that way.
tarzO says: Which makes you a slut and a whore
diamondgypsy says: Yes. A real slut and a whore.
diamondgypsy says: The worst kind.
tarzO says: Ewewewewewewewewe
diamondgypsy says: The dumb kind who wear their heart on their sleeve.
tarzO says: Go do your fucking around elsewhere
tarzO says: I am done with you
diamondgypsy says: I don't want to fuck around elsewhere.
diamondgypsy says: If I cannot have what or who I want then.I do not want anyone else or anything.
diamondgypsy says: You never started with me.how can you be done?
diamondgypsy says: You can call me all the names you want.and-
diamondgypsy says: You can hold any opinion of me that your heart desires.
diamondgypsy says: It will not alter the fact that..
diamondgypsy says: It will not change the way I feel.
diamondgypsy says: Cursed?
diamondgypsy says: YES?
diamondgypsy says: yes
diamondgypsy says: Well, chalk it up to experience and put a notch on your belt.
diamondgypsy says: We don't always get what we desire in life.
diamondgypsy says: I guess I was reaching too high, huh?
diamondgypsy says: When life throws you a curveball.......
diamondgypsy says: KNOCK THE MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF THE PARK and.......
diamondgypsy says: I am going to KICK YOUR ASS...
diamondgypsy says: I don't regret the things I do and feel. It's part of me and my life.
diamondgypsy says: So...............
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO REALLY KICK YOUR ASS...........
diamondgypsy says: Nothing to say?
diamondgypsy says: SISSY BOY?
diamondgypsy says: Or did you fall asleep in that chair?
diamondgypsy says: Pardon me while I go and throw up. I shall return.
diamondgypsy says: Are you still here?
diamondgypsy says: Talk to me, please.
diamondgypsy says: do you really mean this? "tarzO says: I am done with you"
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel and I don't want to. You'll laugh but.
diamondgypsy says: Didn't you ever fall in love with a mind or a funny word or a harsh hand.
diamondgypsy says: O a big baby of a man who made you laugh.well, I mean.to say.....
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel. I am not a whore, nor am I a slut.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change your mind about that.
diamondgypsy says: You are killing me.
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME.
diamondgypsy says: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Don't you have a fucking heart?
diamondgypsy says: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Oh, GOD. I am sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I seem to have done it again.
diamondgypsy says: Made a fool out of myself.
diamondgypsy says: But, to me, it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry you don't feel the same way that I do.
diamondgypsy says: But, you are stubborn and I wish with all my heart I could change your mind.
diamondgypsy says: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Read the fucking beginning of this fucking conversation, you prick!!!!
diamondgypsy says: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I will tell you how fucking dumb I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: GOD!!!!!!!!!! I see you in EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KI AM MAKING SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF caise I am crazy about some fucking asshole PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Well, go ahead.
diamondgypsy says: GIVE UP THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU..MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
diamondgypsy says: Like you want me to give up YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: yOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: gET WITH THE PROGRAM!
diamondgypsy says: god!!!! i ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY LAST NIGHT AND i MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: on a fucking messageboard!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you haunt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: aM i TALKING TO MYSELF?
diamondgypsy says: hEY, prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I feel bad about Larry and your girlfriend.
diamondgypsy says: I do,.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart, you know.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot help it if I fell in love with a mother fucking asswiope of a punk!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: My computer is fucked.
diamondgypsy says: SO.
diamondgypsy says: before it goes totally.
diamondgypsy says: I'll say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: TOUGH, if you don't want to hear it.
diamondgypsy says: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Are you mad at me 'cause I cannot take another two months of this torture?
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry. NO I AM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
diamondgypsy says: Hey! You should feel honored.
diamondgypsy says: Your turned the head and stole the heart of a dumb fucking blonde old bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You stole my soul, too, you cocksucking DEVIL.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: That's all i can say.
diamondgypsy says: kisses
diamondgypsy says: Don't you care about me at all?
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: This is your lasst chance, you sissy fuck because........well.......i am counting to.TWO. One...one and a quartah.
diamondgypsy says: one and a half................
diamondgypsy says: one and three quartah
diamondgypsy says: one
diamondgypsy says: do you ever laugh at jokes?
tarzO says: If they're funny
diamondgypsy says: oh.that's what i thought. you're a REAL harass, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: hardass
tarzO says: I work hard to have buns of steel
diamondgypsy says: me, too. i need them to be really.steel like.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: ok....and?
diamondgypsy says: i hate it when you get quiet.
tarzO says: And what?
tarzO says: They're hard. Like steel
diamondgypsy says: OK. I know.
diamondgypsy says: I mean.ok, I believe you.
diamondgypsy says: Like I said, you are a HARDASS.
tarzO says: I HAVE a hardass you mean
diamondgypsy says: Yeah. That's what I meant. duh-me.
tarzO says: That's not the only non-soft area of me though
diamondgypsy says: And what would that area be?
diamondgypsy says: shall i take a wild guess?
tarzO says: Sure
diamondgypsy says: your head?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: yep
tarzO says: Specifically my skull
diamondgypsy says: HARDHEADED and HARDASSED equals.
diamondgypsy says: uh-oh
diamondgypsy says: your skull? why?
tarzO says: Because it's bone?
diamondgypsy says: ok..
diamondgypsy says: i can't think. lol;
diamondgypsy says: BONE?
diamondgypsy says: Like in BONE or bone-eeeeeeeee or.
tarzO says: "tarzO says: Because it's bone?"
diamondgypsy says: And what else is hard on that body of yours, ozRAT?
tarzO says: My ass, but you knew that
diamondgypsy says: OK. i got that. it's bone.
diamondgypsy says: lyes.
diamondgypsy says: ok....
diamondgypsy says: moving right along.
diamondgypsy says: did anybody ever tell you that you are a LOT OF FUN?
diamondgypsy says: bonehead or boner and all.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, boner what?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: Oh.
diamondgypsy says: I don't know. i am pleading the 5th.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: the DEVIL made me say that.
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in.
tarzO says: Are you using that as a phrase or as a word?
tarzO says: Because it's not a word
diamondgypsy says: what isn't?
diamondgypsy says: i didn't know school was in session today, professor goody-tw-shoes.
diamondgypsy says: two
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: I know you did, you kinky lady you
diamondgypsy says: i try.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Whatever will Larry think of all of this?
diamondgypsy says: it's hard with you.
diamondgypsy says: um..nothing. who will tell him and.
diamondgypsy says: do not say anything that i am slutty.i cannot help it.
tarzO says: I never called you slutty
diamondgypsy says: i know
diamondgypsy says: just in case you get pissed off one of these days and the thought crosses your mind, siisy boy.
diamondgypsy says: sissy
diamondgypsy says: can you control all things that happen in your life? i can't and i don't want to.
diamondgypsy says: now we can get down and dirty. lol
tarzO says: If you says so
diamondgypsy says: i say so.
tarzO says: I'm not the one using innuendo here though
ndgypsy says: OK.stop teasing me you are awful!!!
tarzO says: I'm teasing you? You've said everything so far
diamondgypsy says: OK.i will let you have the floor, Kimosabe.
tarzO says: No, I'm quite comfortable in this chair
tarzO says: Besides, I don't know if you've vacuumed that floor recently or not
diamondgypsy says: i have.well, larry has.
diamondgypsy says: i always spill stuff on it, though. i am rather clumsy, especially
with ashes.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: i don't know how to turn the sweeper on. duh, me.
tarzO says: Try the "on" switch
diamondgypsy says: i know.
diamondgypsy says: i don't mean that. it's a story.
diamondgypsy says: me and sweepers well, it's a dangerous combo.
tarzO says: You prefer sucking tools then?
diamondgypsy says: yes, that's what i prefer. how did you know?
tarzO says: Your personality
diamondgypsy says: oh.
diamondgypsy says: my personality makes me a tool sucker ?
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: a big tool sucker or a small tool sucker?
diamondgypsy says: or both.???
tarzO says: Whatever can suck I suppose
diamondgypsy says: did you write a book on s&m 'cause you're rather good at torture,
you know.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: WELL, we'll go for the BIG GUN.
diamondgypsy says: ok?
tarzO says: Sure thing
diamondgypsy says: BIG TOOL, i mean.
tarzO says: Whatever gets the job done
diamondgypsy says: well, i can do that.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: and that ain't a lick and a promise. that is hard fact.
tarzO says: So is that floor clean or what?
diamondgypsy says: no. i dropped a bunch of ashes again.
diamondgypsy says: are you adverse to dust and stuff or.
diamondgypsy says: just wipe up the floor with me.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't like to get my clothes soiled, so I'll just stay in
this chair
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: what chair?
diamondgypsy says: sissy
tarzO says: This chair
diamondgypsy says: what's a little dust between.
diamondgypsy says: us
diamondgypsy says: woh, your chair.
diamondgypsy says: what were you gonna do on the floor anyway.
diamondgypsy says: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Sorry, but going to the bathroom is a neccessary evil in my life
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: oh,'
diamondgypsy says: whatever.
diamondgypsy says: you are soo confusing.
diamondgypsy says: i would like to slap you silly.
tarzO says: My absense can easily be explained by my using the lavatory;
what is confusing about that?
diamondgypsy says: nothing. i understand. totally.
tarzO says: I wasn't going to do anything on the floor, you just asked me if
I wanted to use it or not
diamondgypsy says: you are the one that said you were staying in the chair
because there was dust and whatver on the floor.
diamondgypsy says: you are such a punk!
tarzO says: I can't just sit?
diamondgypsy says: whatever turns you on.
tarzO says: It's quite comfortable in this chair
diamondgypsy says: what kind of chair is it?
tarzO says: A brown lounging chair with lots of cushioning
diamondgypsy says: ohh
diamondgypsy says: sounds yummy.
diamondgypsy says: how big is it?
tarzO says: About four feet high on the back, three feet long and three feet
wide
tarzO says: And I've never tasted it before, so I wouldn't know about the
yumminess of it
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhh.............big enough for two loudmouth, huh?
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: s
diamondgypsy says: or, one could always just hop on top of the other, you know.
tarzO says: The seat only holds one, but I suppose the arms are large enough for somebody to sit on each one
diamondgypsy says: or straddle something, huh?
diamondgypsy says: what are my chances that this conversation will not be made public?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: because, i can say something REALLY naughty if i knew but.
tarzO says: Never thought about the stradling, and I dunno, heh
diamondgypsy says: since YOU cannot be trusted(lol)...you know.
tarzO says: But isn't the danger of it half the fun?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: so is BAKWARD STRADDLING.
diamondgypsy says: heh
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: BACKWARD
tarzO says: I'm a good reader of personalities
diamondgypsy says: well, what did you read me as?
tarzO says: What I've told you so far
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: I can't be psychic about everything
diamondgypsy says: well, then you'll have to ask, right?
tarzO says: I prefer to use my wit to figure it out
diamondgypsy says: ok, good. then you'll feel like you've earned something. true?
diamondgypsy says: nah. you don't have to earn anything, honey.
diamondgypsy says: mi body su body...or something to the nature of.
tarzO says: What does body mean in Spanish?
diamondgypsy says: i don't know. nice ass?
diamondgypsy says: with a tattoo?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't have a tattoo, therefore my ass is not your ass
diamondgypsy says: i did not say that YOUR ASS WAS MINE, did I, smartass.
diamondgypsy says: even though.....
diamondgypsy says: i am gunning for it.lol
tarzO says: If body means tattooed ass in Spanish, then yes you did
diamondgypsy says: yes i did what?
tarzO says: Let's assume that body means tattooed ass in Spanish
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: Then mi body es su body means my tattooed ass is your tattooed ass in translation
tarzO says: Which is false
diamondgypsy says: ok.right
diamondgypsy says: ohhhh
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: explain. link? lol
tarzO says: I just did explain it to you
tarzO says: Please review
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: why it is false?
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhh.jusr SPIT IT OUT.
diamondgypsy says: is it one of those things like.
diamondgypsy says: what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Spit what out?
diamondgypsy says: the explanation.........
tarzO says: I don't have a tattooed ass, it's as simple as that
diamondgypsy says: well, i dK?
tarzO says: Okay, I already knew that though
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: it waqs justb a phrase.......................
tarzO says: Is that all I had to spit out?
diamondgypsy says: pretty soon you are gonna be spitting out your teeth.
diamondgypsy says: lol just kidding.
tarzO says: Are there still ashes on that floor?
diamondgypsy says: no. i licked them up.
tarzO says: Isn't that kinda vile tasting? Or do you not care what stuff tastes like?
diamondgypsy says: all depends what the stuff is.
tarzO says: Well, I thought ashes were a pretty extreme limit for vileness, but apparently not for you
diamondgypsy says: they are but then again.
diamondgypsy says: i'd lick the sweat from your neck or around your mouth. is that sweat vile to you? not to me it wouldn't be.
tarzO says: I don't mind my own sweat, but I don't really like ash-covered tongues all over my head
diamondgypsy says: who said my tongue would be.ohhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: you don't like cigarettes?
tarzO says: No, I just started smoking again recently when my car broke down, but ashes are not really that appealing
diamondgypsy says: which head would that bem by the way?
diamondgypsy says: OK.NO ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Mine I would assume
diamondgypsy says: ok, sweetness?
diamondgypsy says: OK.THAT is established.
diamondgypsy says: GOOD!
tarzO says: Well, there's still all that dust and dirt from the floor on that tongue too
diamondgypsy says: i'll wash it off.......
tarzO says: Lemme know when you're done washing it off
diamondgypsy says: ok
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: you are relentlessly unmerciful, you know. do you know that?
tarzO says: I've heard something along those lines, yes
diamondgypsy says: but you're sweet so that makes up for it.
tarzO says: Tell me something I don't know
diamondgypsy says: that i am going to slap you?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Have I been bad?
diamondgypsy says: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
diamondgypsy says: extremely. you are a human torture chamber, for one thing.
tarzO says: Well, it would hurt to get inside of me, yes
diamondgypsy says: inside of you? huh?
tarzO says: You can't torture somebody OUTSIDE of a torture chamber
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you wait.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TIO KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Well, at least that floor is clean now
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Though you really had to do it the hard way, didn't you?
diamondgypsy says: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdiamondgypsy says: was it as good for you as it was for me?
tarzO says: I'm not the one who had to taste it, so I guess so
diamondgypsy says: punk
tarzO says: I dunno how much satisfaction you got out of it
diamondgypsy says: how much did you get.
diamondgypsy says: baby, anything that deals with you is SATISFACTION for me.
tarzO says: "Baby"?
tarzO says: Are you hitting on me?
diamondgypsy says: ooooooooooooooooooooo
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tarzO says: Oh, then what did Baby mean?
diamondgypsy says: are you hitting on me?????????????????
diamondgypsy says: why?
tarzO says: Where did I ever suggest anything that would seem like hitting on you?
diamondgypsy says: I WANTED TO SAY IT. term of endearment, or term or hate.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: of hate.
tarzO says: Oh okay
diamondgypsy says: pardon me while i throw myself out the window.onto the highway.
diamondgypsy says: ain hopes that a mack truck will smooch me to smitheriniessssssssssssssssssss
tarzO says: Trucks can't kiss
diamondgypsy says: smoosh
diamondgypsy says: lolol
diamondgypsy says: i know.
tarzO says: And why are you chatting from the road?
diamondgypsy says: you don't miss a trick, do you?
diamondgypsy says: i called you sweetness before and you never said anything.
diamondgypsy says: why baby?
diamondgypsy says: I AM BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: get your hospitalizatioon upped cause..
tarzO says: Sweetness is innocent, Baby can be a name for hitting on somebody
diamondgypsy says: OK..........PARDON MY SLIP OF TEH LONG TONGUE.
tarzO says: I knew it was long. How else would you have cleaned up the floor that fast?
diamondgypsy says: yeaah.
diamondgypsy says: that's right.
diamondgypsy says: i am gonna clean you up with my.
diamondgypsy says: pick a body part and walk into it.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: But I'm sitting down right now
tarzO says: I don't want to get up yet
diamondgypsy says: LISTEN, you punk.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you are SUCH an AGITATOR and a vengeful sissy!
tarzO says: Agitator? I complimented your cleaning skills, what more do you want?
diamondgypsy says: That'll do me, if that's all you have to offer, hotshot.
tarzO says: You also have a lovely clean floor
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: Actually, do you want to know how this floor REALLY got cleaned?
tarzO says: It wasn't your tongue?
diamondgypsy says: Yesssssssss..........
diamondgypsy says: AND also.
diamondgypsy says: SOME SISSY BOY USED ME AS THE DUST MOP.
tarzO says: That bastard. I hope you kick his ass
diamondgypsy says: I WILL.
tarzO says: Why didn't you tell me somebody was abusing you?
diamondgypsy says: REALLY GOOD, TOO!!!
diamondgypsy says: A left and a right.swing of the hip and a forward a couple of hundred times should do it, huh?
diamondgypsy says: TIMES TEN.
tarzO says: Why didn't you complain about this guy when it was happening? I could have called 911
diamondgypsy says: I was gonna call 411 but, I didn't know the address.lol
tarzO says: What did you want information for when you were being assaulted like that?
diamondgypsy says: I am a glutton for punishment.
diamondgypsy says: You should see what the chick did to him.
tarzO says: So you're not going to press charges against this bastard?
diamondgypsy says: Ooooooooooooooooh, my.
tarzO says: What did she do?
diamondgypsy says: NO, I am going to press something else against him.
tarzO says: Restraining order? What did she do to him?
diamondgypsy says: NO, you'll probably get mad if I say.
tarzO says: If a guy did that to you then he deserves ANYTHING
diamondgypsy says: Fucked his brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: heh
tarzO says: Oh my
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Who was this chick?
diamondgypsy says: I TOLD YOU!!!
diamondgypsy says: BIG BABY.
diamondgypsy says:Some psycho chick.
tarzO says: I didn't see it, please repeat who it was
diamondgypsy says: I didn't say.
diamondgypsy says: Wanna guess?
diamondgypsy says: Are you putting this on a fucking messageboard, you bastard?
tarzO says: I have no guesses
diamondgypsy says: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tarzO says: You fucked his brains out after he abused you like that?
diamondgypsy says: YEAH.
tarzO says: Isn't that cheating on Larry?
diamondgypsy says: It was the sweetest getting even that I could think of.
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: I can't help it.
diamondgypsy says: I really can't.
tarzO says: I hope that your marriage will survive this
tarzO says: I could never cheat on my girlfriend like that
diamondgypsy says: It will.
diamondgypsy says: I give you my word.
diamondgypsy says: BULLY BULLY for you.
tarzO says: I wouldn't even consider flirting with anybody else. I'm a one-woman man only
tarzO says: I'd never fuck somebody's brains out as a reward for abusing me
diamondgypsy says: You're a good guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're a smart guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're also a dumbass guy.
tarzO says: I am?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: You must be perfect. I am HUMAN.
tarzO says: I thought I had a hardass. What is all this dumbass talk about?
diamondgypsy says: It is a harass.
diamondgypsy says: hardass.
diamondgypsy says: You're lucky.
diamondgypsy says: I ain't hard.
tarzO says: Really? Before you were talking about having a hardass too
tarzO says: You were lying to me, were you?
diamondgypsy says: YES.
diamondgypsy says: I try...
diamondgypsy says: I'm as soft as they come and you know it.
diamondgypsy says: STEEL and.
diamondgypsy says: what?
diamondgypsy says: I don't know.
diamondgypsy says: cotton candy
diamondgypsy says: cottontail
tarzO says: Steel and cotton candy can be compared to each other?
diamondgypsy says: CONTRAST
tarzO says: Oh, okay
diamondgypsy says: You're a mean fuck, I'm not.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, how would you know how I fuck?
tarzO says: I thought you said you weren't hitting on me
tarzO says: I can't continue this conversation if you're coming onto me
tarzO says: What would my girlfriend think?
diamondgypsy says: If I could crawl through this computer, you would be in trouble.
diamondgypsy says: II don't know.
diamondgypsy says: Send her to the movies.
diamondgypsy says: Or to the farm with a .nevermind.
tarzO says: But you're hitting on me, I cannot allow you to cheat on Larry like that nor to be unfaithful to my girl
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
tarzO says: I am not comfortable in this situation
diamondgypsy says: Allow me?
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
diamondgypsy says: Would you be more comfortable laid out on the ground.knocked out?
tarzO says: Anything would be more desireable than commiting infidelity
diamondgypsy says: Then, I am a cunt and you are a prince.
diamondgypsy says: Whatever.
diamondgypsy says: Sorry that I am human and well.shit happens that is out of my and our conmtrol.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart.you are stone.
tarzO says: Yes, but I still cannot converse with you if you cannot control your urges upon me
diamondgypsy says: How's your weather? Stormy? Nice? Rain? HAIL?
tarzO says: Don't try to act so innocent now, how can I trust you not to do this again?
diamondgypsy says: Do you want it to happen again?
diamondgypsy says: I hope we get to the good part before we are dead.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: NO I don't want this to happen again, or in the first place
diamondgypsy says: Just one look.that's all it will take me.
diamondgypsy says: OK. I have to respect that, prick.
diamondgypsy says: So.
diamondgypsy says: What else is going on?
tarzO says: I'm not talking to you if you're going to be so carefree in your sexuality like that
diamondgypsy says: i meant to add.fucker to thjat sentence.
diamondgypsy says: whatever, pussy.
diamondgypsy says: boy
diamondgypsy says: wuss
tarzO says: Please don't talk like such a slut
diamondgypsy says: ok.
tarzO says: I can't talk to hookers
diamondgypsy says: how about whores?
tarzO says: Same thing
diamondgypsy says: classy ladies?
tarzO says: Don't talk anymore, you're only making it worse
diamondgypsy says: I am?
tarzO says: You have no class
diamondgypsy says: I am not, you moronice assswipe.
tarzO says: Don't talk to me whore
diamondgypsy says: You have no TASTE, pretty boy blew.
tarzO says: I can taste what ASH tastes like
diamondgypsy says: hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KISS MY ASH
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I refuse to talk sexually with a 50 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: 51
tarzO says: Fine, I refuse to talk sexually with a 51 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: see, i'm honest.
diamondgypsy says: it's not adultery.
tarzO says: Congratulations on being an honest slut
diamondgypsy says: Thank you.
tarzO says: Now go fuck somebody else somewhere else
diamondgypsy says: Listen, this is not an everyday happening with me, you know.
diamondgypsy says: Can I help it if I was knocked for a loop?
tarzO says: Apparently you have no control over your sluttiness, but that doesn't make it any better
tarzO says: So take your horniness elsewhere
diamondgypsy says: where?
tarzO says: There
diamondgypsy says: where is there?
tarzO says: There, as in not here
diamondgypsy says: you are serious, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: oh, god.
tarzO says: Does it LOOK like I'm being serious about not wanting to talk to shady characters like you?
diamondgypsy says: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
diamondgypsy says: y3es.
tarzO says: Then begone you succumbus
diamondgypsy says: and you go fucketh off.fuckhead.
diamondgypsy says: NO
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOO
tarzO says: I am not bargining with you
tarzO says: You have crossed the fine line once too many
diamondgypsy says: Who gives a good fuck.
tarzO says: Not you, whore
diamondgypsy says: ARE YOU GOD, you fucker??????????
diamondgypsy says: Don't judge me, you cocksucker!
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart. You are a PRICK.
tarzO says: You called yourself a whore
diamondgypsy says: And my heart is gone and stomped on by a PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You did.
tarzO says: Because you did first, whore
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP. I did not.
diamondgypsy says: YOU DID.
diamondgypsy says: I forget.lol
tarzO says: Now leave before I have to wash out my modem of such filth
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
diamondgypsy says: MAKE ME.
diamondgypsy says: Don't you like me a teense?
diamondgypsy says: You are making my stomach hurt.
tarzO says: Yes, but that was before I learned of your disgusting carnal lusts
diamondgypsy says: SO what. You're just as bad.
diamondgypsy says: Only you are sneakier.
tarzO says: They're totally fine if they're between your husband and you. But towards other men?
diamondgypsy says: I am not slick.
diamondgypsy says: What can I say?
tarzO says: Nothing, which is what I want you to say
diamondgypsy says: NOT OTHER MEN.
tarzO says: Oh really? Then stop FUCKING other men
tarzO says: And repent yourself to your husband for forgiveness
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: And begone so I can purify my soul in order to keep my fidelity for my girlfriend
diamondgypsy says: This is an affair of MY heart and not his.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry if you do not see it that way.
tarzO says: Which makes you a slut and a whore
diamondgypsy says: Yes. A real slut and a whore.
diamondgypsy says: The worst kind.
tarzO says: Ewewewewewewewewe
diamondgypsy says: The dumb kind who wear their heart on their sleeve.
tarzO says: Go do your fucking around elsewhere
tarzO says: I am done with you
diamondgypsy says: I don't want to fuck around elsewhere.
diamondgypsy says: If I cannot have what or who I want then.I do not want anyone else or anything.
diamondgypsy says: You never started with me.how can you be done?
diamondgypsy says: You can call me all the names you want.and-
diamondgypsy says: You can hold any opinion of me that your heart desires.
diamondgypsy says: It will not alter the fact that..
diamondgypsy says: It will not change the way I feel.
diamondgypsy says: Cursed?
diamondgypsy says: YES?
diamondgypsy says: yes
diamondgypsy says: Well, chalk it up to experience and put a notch on your belt.
diamondgypsy says: We don't always get what we desire in life.
diamondgypsy says: I guess I was reaching too high, huh?
diamondgypsy says: When life throws you a curveball.......
diamondgypsy says: KNOCK THE MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF THE PARK and.......
diamondgypsy says: I am going to KICK YOUR ASS...
diamondgypsy says: I don't regret the things I do and feel. It's part of me and my life.
diamondgypsy says: So...............
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO REALLY KICK YOUR ASS...........
diamondgypsy says: Nothing to say?
diamondgypsy says: SISSY BOY?
diamondgypsy says: Or did you fall asleep in that chair?
diamondgypsy says: Pardon me while I go and throw up. I shall return.
diamondgypsy says: Are you still here?
diamondgypsy says: Talk to me, please.
diamondgypsy says: do you really mean this? "tarzO says: I am done with you"
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel and I don't want to. You'll laugh but.
diamondgypsy says: Didn't you ever fall in love with a mind or a funny word or a harsh hand.
diamondgypsy says: O a big baby of a man who made you laugh.well, I mean.to say.....
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel. I am not a whore, nor am I a slut.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change your mind about that.
diamondgypsy says: You are killing me.
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME.
diamondgypsy says: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Don't you have a fucking heart?
diamondgypsy says: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Oh, GOD. I am sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I seem to have done it again.
diamondgypsy says: Made a fool out of myself.
diamondgypsy says: But, to me, it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry you don't feel the same way that I do.
diamondgypsy says: But, you are stubborn and I wish with all my heart I could change your mind.
diamondgypsy says: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Read the fucking beginning of this fucking conversation, you prick!!!!
diamondgypsy says: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I will tell you how fucking dumb I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: GOD!!!!!!!!!! I see you in EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KI AM MAKING SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF caise I am crazy about some fucking asshole PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Well, go ahead.
diamondgypsy says: GIVE UP THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU..MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
diamondgypsy says: Like you want me to give up YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: yOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: gET WITH THE PROGRAM!
diamondgypsy says: god!!!! i ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY LAST NIGHT AND i MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: on a fucking messageboard!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you haunt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: aM i TALKING TO MYSELF?
diamondgypsy says: hEY, prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I feel bad about Larry and your girlfriend.
diamondgypsy says: I do,.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart, you know.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot help it if I fell in love with a mother fucking asswiope of a punk!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: My computer is fucked.
diamondgypsy says: SO.
diamondgypsy says: before it goes totally.
diamondgypsy says: I'll say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: TOUGH, if you don't want to hear it.
diamondgypsy says: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Are you mad at me 'cause I cannot take another two months of this torture?
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry. NO I AM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
diamondgypsy says: Hey! You should feel honored.
diamondgypsy says: Your turned the head and stole the heart of a dumb fucking blonde old bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You stole my soul, too, you cocksucking DEVIL.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: That's all i can say.
diamondgypsy says: kisses
diamondgypsy says: Don't you care about me at all?
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: This is your lasst chance, you sissy fuck because........well.......i am counting to.TWO. One...one and a quartah.
diamondgypsy says: one and a half................
diamondgypsy says: one and three quartah
diamondgypsy says: one
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diamondgypsy says: do you ever laugh at jokes?
tarzO says: If they're funny
diamondgypsy says: oh.that's what i thought. you're a REAL harass, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: hardass
tarzO says: I work hard to have buns of steel
diamondgypsy says: me, too. i need them to be really.steel like.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: ok....and?
diamondgypsy says: i hate it when you get quiet.
tarzO says: And what?
tarzO says: They're hard. Like steel
diamondgypsy says: OK. I know.
diamondgypsy says: I mean.ok, I believe you.
diamondgypsy says: Like I said, you are a HARDASS.
tarzO says: I HAVE a hardass you mean
diamondgypsy says: Yeah. That's what I meant. duh-me.
tarzO says: That's not the only non-soft area of me though
diamondgypsy says: And what would that area be?
diamondgypsy says: shall i take a wild guess?
tarzO says: Sure
diamondgypsy says: your head?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: yep
tarzO says: Specifically my skull
diamondgypsy says: HARDHEADED and HARDASSED equals.
diamondgypsy says: uh-oh
diamondgypsy says: your skull? why?
tarzO says: Because it's bone?
diamondgypsy says: ok..
diamondgypsy says: i can't think. lol;
diamondgypsy says: BONE?
diamondgypsy says: Like in BONE or bone-eeeeeeeee or.
tarzO says: "tarzO says: Because it's bone?"
diamondgypsy says: And what else is hard on that body of yours, ozRAT?
tarzO says: My ass, but you knew that
diamondgypsy says: OK. i got that. it's bone.
diamondgypsy says: lyes.
diamondgypsy says: ok....
diamondgypsy says: moving right along.
diamondgypsy says: did anybody ever tell you that you are a LOT OF FUN?
diamondgypsy says: bonehead or boner and all.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, boner what?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: Oh.
diamondgypsy says: I don't know. i am pleading the 5th.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: the DEVIL made me say that.
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in.
tarzO says: Are you using that as a phrase or as a word?
tarzO says: Because it's not a word
diamondgypsy says: what isn't?
diamondgypsy says: i didn't know school was in session today, professor goody-tw-shoes.
diamondgypsy says: two
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: I know you did, you kinky lady you
diamondgypsy says: i try.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Whatever will Larry think of all of this?
diamondgypsy says: it's hard with you.
diamondgypsy says: um..nothing. who will tell him and.
diamondgypsy says: do not say anything that i am slutty.i cannot help it.
tarzO says: I never called you slutty
diamondgypsy says: i know
diamondgypsy says: just in case you get pissed off one of these days and the thought crosses your mind, siisy boy.
diamondgypsy says: sissy
diamondgypsy says: can you control all things that happen in your life? i can't and i don't want to.
diamondgypsy says: now we can get down and dirty. lol
tarzO says: If you says so
diamondgypsy says: i say so.
tarzO says: I'm not the one using innuendo here though
ndgypsy says: OK.stop teasing me you are awful!!!
tarzO says: I'm teasing you? You've said everything so far
diamondgypsy says: OK.i will let you have the floor, Kimosabe.
tarzO says: No, I'm quite comfortable in this chair
tarzO says: Besides, I don't know if you've vacuumed that floor recently or not
diamondgypsy says: i have.well, larry has.
diamondgypsy says: i always spill stuff on it, though. i am rather clumsy, especially
with ashes.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: i don't know how to turn the sweeper on. duh, me.
tarzO says: Try the "on" switch
diamondgypsy says: i know.
diamondgypsy says: i don't mean that. it's a story.
diamondgypsy says: me and sweepers well, it's a dangerous combo.
tarzO says: You prefer sucking tools then?
diamondgypsy says: yes, that's what i prefer. how did you know?
tarzO says: Your personality
diamondgypsy says: oh.
diamondgypsy says: my personality makes me a tool sucker ?
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: a big tool sucker or a small tool sucker?
diamondgypsy says: or both.???
tarzO says: Whatever can suck I suppose
diamondgypsy says: did you write a book on s&m 'cause you're rather good at torture,
you know.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: WELL, we'll go for the BIG GUN.
diamondgypsy says: ok?
tarzO says: Sure thing
diamondgypsy says: BIG TOOL, i mean.
tarzO says: Whatever gets the job done
diamondgypsy says: well, i can do that.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: and that ain't a lick and a promise. that is hard fact.
tarzO says: So is that floor clean or what?
diamondgypsy says: no. i dropped a bunch of ashes again.
diamondgypsy says: are you adverse to dust and stuff or.
diamondgypsy says: just wipe up the floor with me.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't like to get my clothes soiled, so I'll just stay in
this chair
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: what chair?
diamondgypsy says: sissy
tarzO says: This chair
diamondgypsy says: what's a little dust between.
diamondgypsy says: us
diamondgypsy says: woh, your chair.
diamondgypsy says: what were you gonna do on the floor anyway.
diamondgypsy says: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Sorry, but going to the bathroom is a neccessary evil in my life
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: oh,'
diamondgypsy says: whatever.
diamondgypsy says: you are soo confusing.
diamondgypsy says: i would like to slap you silly.
tarzO says: My absense can easily be explained by my using the lavatory;
what is confusing about that?
diamondgypsy says: nothing. i understand. totally.
tarzO says: I wasn't going to do anything on the floor, you just asked me if
I wanted to use it or not
diamondgypsy says: you are the one that said you were staying in the chair
because there was dust and whatver on the floor.
diamondgypsy says: you are such a punk!
tarzO says: I can't just sit?
diamondgypsy says: whatever turns you on.
tarzO says: It's quite comfortable in this chair
diamondgypsy says: what kind of chair is it?
tarzO says: A brown lounging chair with lots of cushioning
diamondgypsy says: ohh
diamondgypsy says: sounds yummy.
diamondgypsy says: how big is it?
tarzO says: About four feet high on the back, three feet long and three feet
wide
tarzO says: And I've never tasted it before, so I wouldn't know about the
yumminess of it
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhh.............big enough for two loudmouth, huh?
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: s
diamondgypsy says: or, one could always just hop on top of the other, you know.
tarzO says: The seat only holds one, but I suppose the arms are large enough for somebody to sit on each one
diamondgypsy says: or straddle something, huh?
diamondgypsy says: what are my chances that this conversation will not be made public?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: because, i can say something REALLY naughty if i knew but.
tarzO says: Never thought about the stradling, and I dunno, heh
diamondgypsy says: since YOU cannot be trusted(lol)...you know.
tarzO says: But isn't the danger of it half the fun?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: so is BAKWARD STRADDLING.
diamondgypsy says: heh
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: BACKWARD
tarzO says: I'm a good reader of personalities
diamondgypsy says: well, what did you read me as?
tarzO says: What I've told you so far
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: I can't be psychic about everything
diamondgypsy says: well, then you'll have to ask, right?
tarzO says: I prefer to use my wit to figure it out
diamondgypsy says: ok, good. then you'll feel like you've earned something. true?
diamondgypsy says: nah. you don't have to earn anything, honey.
diamondgypsy says: mi body su body...or something to the nature of.
tarzO says: What does body mean in Spanish?
diamondgypsy says: i don't know. nice ass?
diamondgypsy says: with a tattoo?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't have a tattoo, therefore my ass is not your ass
diamondgypsy says: i did not say that YOUR ASS WAS MINE, did I, smartass.
diamondgypsy says: even though.....
diamondgypsy says: i am gunning for it.lol
tarzO says: If body means tattooed ass in Spanish, then yes you did
diamondgypsy says: yes i did what?
tarzO says: Let's assume that body means tattooed ass in Spanish
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: Then mi body es su body means my tattooed ass is your tattooed ass in translation
tarzO says: Which is false
diamondgypsy says: ok.right
diamondgypsy says: ohhhh
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: explain. link? lol
tarzO says: I just did explain it to you
tarzO says: Please review
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: why it is false?
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhh.jusr SPIT IT OUT.
diamondgypsy says: is it one of those things like.
diamondgypsy says: what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Spit what out?
diamondgypsy says: the explanation.........
tarzO says: I don't have a tattooed ass, it's as simple as that
diamondgypsy says: well, i d
K?tarzO says: Okay, I already knew that though
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: it waqs justb a phrase.......................
tarzO says: Is that all I had to spit out?
diamondgypsy says: pretty soon you are gonna be spitting out your teeth.
diamondgypsy says: lol just kidding.
tarzO says: Are there still ashes on that floor?
diamondgypsy says: no. i licked them up.
tarzO says: Isn't that kinda vile tasting? Or do you not care what stuff tastes like?
diamondgypsy says: all depends what the stuff is.
tarzO says: Well, I thought ashes were a pretty extreme limit for vileness, but apparently not for you
diamondgypsy says: they are but then again.
diamondgypsy says: i'd lick the sweat from your neck or around your mouth. is that sweat vile to you? not to me it wouldn't be.
tarzO says: I don't mind my own sweat, but I don't really like ash-covered tongues all over my head
diamondgypsy says: who said my tongue would be.ohhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: you don't like cigarettes?
tarzO says: No, I just started smoking again recently when my car broke down, but ashes are not really that appealing
diamondgypsy says: which head would that bem by the way?
diamondgypsy says: OK.NO ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Mine I would assume
diamondgypsy says: ok, sweetness?
diamondgypsy says: OK.THAT is established.
diamondgypsy says: GOOD!
tarzO says: Well, there's still all that dust and dirt from the floor on that tongue too
diamondgypsy says: i'll wash it off.......
tarzO says: Lemme know when you're done washing it off
diamondgypsy says: ok
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: you are relentlessly unmerciful, you know. do you know that?
tarzO says: I've heard something along those lines, yes
diamondgypsy says: but you're sweet so that makes up for it.
tarzO says: Tell me something I don't know
diamondgypsy says: that i am going to slap you?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Have I been bad?
diamondgypsy says: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
diamondgypsy says: extremely. you are a human torture chamber, for one thing.
tarzO says: Well, it would hurt to get inside of me, yes
diamondgypsy says: inside of you? huh?
tarzO says: You can't torture somebody OUTSIDE of a torture chamber
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you wait.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TIO KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Well, at least that floor is clean now
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Though you really had to do it the hard way, didn't you?
diamondgypsy says: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdiamondgypsy says: was it as good for you as it was for me?
tarzO says: I'm not the one who had to taste it, so I guess so
diamondgypsy says: punk
tarzO says: I dunno how much satisfaction you got out of it
diamondgypsy says: how much did you get.
diamondgypsy says: baby, anything that deals with you is SATISFACTION for me.
tarzO says: "Baby"?
tarzO says: Are you hitting on me?
diamondgypsy says: ooooooooooooooooooooo
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tarzO says: Oh, then what did Baby mean?
diamondgypsy says: are you hitting on me?????????????????
diamondgypsy says: why?
tarzO says: Where did I ever suggest anything that would seem like hitting on you?
diamondgypsy says: I WANTED TO SAY IT. term of endearment, or term or hate.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: of hate.
tarzO says: Oh okay
diamondgypsy says: pardon me while i throw myself out the window.onto the highway.
diamondgypsy says: ain hopes that a mack truck will smooch me to smitheriniessssssssssssssssssss
tarzO says: Trucks can't kiss
diamondgypsy says: smoosh
diamondgypsy says: lolol
diamondgypsy says: i know.
tarzO says: And why are you chatting from the road?
diamondgypsy says: you don't miss a trick, do you?
diamondgypsy says: i called you sweetness before and you never said anything.
diamondgypsy says: why baby?
diamondgypsy says: I AM BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: get your hospitalizatioon upped cause..
tarzO says: Sweetness is innocent, Baby can be a name for hitting on somebody
diamondgypsy says: OK..........PARDON MY SLIP OF TEH LONG TONGUE.
tarzO says: I knew it was long. How else would you have cleaned up the floor that fast?
diamondgypsy says: yeaah.
diamondgypsy says: that's right.
diamondgypsy says: i am gonna clean you up with my.
diamondgypsy says: pick a body part and walk into it.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: But I'm sitting down right now
tarzO says: I don't want to get up yet
diamondgypsy says: LISTEN, you punk.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you are SUCH an AGITATOR and a vengeful sissy!
tarzO says: Agitator? I complimented your cleaning skills, what more do you want?
diamondgypsy says: That'll do me, if that's all you have to offer, hotshot.
tarzO says: You also have a lovely clean floor
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: Actually, do you want to know how this floor REALLY got cleaned?
tarzO says: It wasn't your tongue?
diamondgypsy says: Yesssssssss..........
diamondgypsy says: AND also.
diamondgypsy says: SOME SISSY BOY USED ME AS THE DUST MOP.
tarzO says: That bastard. I hope you kick his ass
diamondgypsy says: I WILL.
tarzO says: Why didn't you tell me somebody was abusing you?
diamondgypsy says: REALLY GOOD, TOO!!!
diamondgypsy says: A left and a right.swing of the hip and a forward a couple of hundred times should do it, huh?
diamondgypsy says: TIMES TEN.
tarzO says: Why didn't you complain about this guy when it was happening? I could have called 911
diamondgypsy says: I was gonna call 411 but, I didn't know the address.lol
tarzO says: What did you want information for when you were being assaulted like that?
diamondgypsy says: I am a glutton for punishment.
diamondgypsy says: You should see what the chick did to him.
tarzO says: So you're not going to press charges against this bastard?
diamondgypsy says: Ooooooooooooooooh, my.
tarzO says: What did she do?
diamondgypsy says: NO, I am going to press something else against him.
tarzO says: Restraining order? What did she do to him?
diamondgypsy says: NO, you'll probably get mad if I say.
tarzO says: If a guy did that to you then he deserves ANYTHING
diamondgypsy says: Fucked his brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: heh
tarzO says: Oh my
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Who was this chick?
diamondgypsy says: I TOLD YOU!!!
diamondgypsy says: BIG BABY.
diamondgypsy says:Some psycho chick.
tarzO says: I didn't see it, please repeat who it was
diamondgypsy says: I didn't say.
diamondgypsy says: Wanna guess?
diamondgypsy says: Are you putting this on a fucking messageboard, you bastard?
tarzO says: I have no guesses
diamondgypsy says: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tarzO says: You fucked his brains out after he abused you like that?
diamondgypsy says: YEAH.
tarzO says: Isn't that cheating on Larry?
diamondgypsy says: It was the sweetest getting even that I could think of.
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: I can't help it.
diamondgypsy says: I really can't.
tarzO says: I hope that your marriage will survive this
tarzO says: I could never cheat on my girlfriend like that
diamondgypsy says: It will.
diamondgypsy says: I give you my word.
diamondgypsy says: BULLY BULLY for you.
tarzO says: I wouldn't even consider flirting with anybody else. I'm a one-woman man only
tarzO says: I'd never fuck somebody's brains out as a reward for abusing me
diamondgypsy says: You're a good guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're a smart guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're also a dumbass guy.
tarzO says: I am?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: You must be perfect. I am HUMAN.
tarzO says: I thought I had a hardass. What is all this dumbass talk about?
diamondgypsy says: It is a harass.
diamondgypsy says: hardass.
diamondgypsy says: You're lucky.
diamondgypsy says: I ain't hard.
tarzO says: Really? Before you were talking about having a hardass too
tarzO says: You were lying to me, were you?
diamondgypsy says: YES.
diamondgypsy says: I try...
diamondgypsy says: I'm as soft as they come and you know it.
diamondgypsy says: STEEL and.
diamondgypsy says: what?
diamondgypsy says: I don't know.
diamondgypsy says: cotton candy
diamondgypsy says: cottontail
tarzO says: Steel and cotton candy can be compared to each other?
diamondgypsy says: CONTRAST
tarzO says: Oh, okay
diamondgypsy says: You're a mean fuck, I'm not.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, how would you know how I fuck?
tarzO says: I thought you said you weren't hitting on me
tarzO says: I can't continue this conversation if you're coming onto me
tarzO says: What would my girlfriend think?
diamondgypsy says: If I could crawl through this computer, you would be in trouble.
diamondgypsy says: II don't know.
diamondgypsy says: Send her to the movies.
diamondgypsy says: Or to the farm with a .nevermind.
tarzO says: But you're hitting on me, I cannot allow you to cheat on Larry like that nor to be unfaithful to my girl
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
tarzO says: I am not comfortable in this situation
diamondgypsy says: Allow me?
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
diamondgypsy says: Would you be more comfortable laid out on the ground.knocked out?
tarzO says: Anything would be more desireable than commiting infidelity
diamondgypsy says: Then, I am a cunt and you are a prince.
diamondgypsy says: Whatever.
diamondgypsy says: Sorry that I am human and well.shit happens that is out of my and our conmtrol.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart.you are stone.
tarzO says: Yes, but I still cannot converse with you if you cannot control your urges upon me
diamondgypsy says: How's your weather? Stormy? Nice? Rain? HAIL?
tarzO says: Don't try to act so innocent now, how can I trust you not to do this again?
diamondgypsy says: Do you want it to happen again?
diamondgypsy says: I hope we get to the good part before we are dead.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: NO I don't want this to happen again, or in the first place
diamondgypsy says: Just one look.that's all it will take me.
diamondgypsy says: OK. I have to respect that, prick.
diamondgypsy says: So.
diamondgypsy says: What else is going on?
tarzO says: I'm not talking to you if you're going to be so carefree in your sexuality like that
diamondgypsy says: i meant to add.fucker to thjat sentence.
diamondgypsy says: whatever, pussy.
diamondgypsy says: boy
diamondgypsy says: wuss
tarzO says: Please don't talk like such a slut
diamondgypsy says: ok.
tarzO says: I can't talk to hookers
diamondgypsy says: how about whores?
tarzO says: Same thing
diamondgypsy says: classy ladies?
tarzO says: Don't talk anymore, you're only making it worse
diamondgypsy says: I am?
tarzO says: You have no class
diamondgypsy says: I am not, you moronice assswipe.
tarzO says: Don't talk to me whore
diamondgypsy says: You have no TASTE, pretty boy blew.
tarzO says: I can taste what ASH tastes like
diamondgypsy says: hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KISS MY ASH
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I refuse to talk sexually with a 50 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: 51
tarzO says: Fine, I refuse to talk sexually with a 51 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: see, i'm honest.
diamondgypsy says: it's not adultery.
tarzO says: Congratulations on being an honest slut
diamondgypsy says: Thank you.
tarzO says: Now go fuck somebody else somewhere else
diamondgypsy says: Listen, this is not an everyday happening with me, you know.
diamondgypsy says: Can I help it if I was knocked for a loop?
tarzO says: Apparently you have no control over your sluttiness, but that doesn't make it any better
tarzO says: So take your horniness elsewhere
diamondgypsy says: where?
tarzO says: There
diamondgypsy says: where is there?
tarzO says: There, as in not here
diamondgypsy says: you are serious, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: oh, god.
tarzO says: Does it LOOK like I'm being serious about not wanting to talk to shady characters like you?
diamondgypsy says: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
diamondgypsy says: y3es.
tarzO says: Then begone you succumbus
diamondgypsy says: and you go fucketh off.fuckhead.
diamondgypsy says: NO
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOO
tarzO says: I am not bargining with you
tarzO says: You have crossed the fine line once too many
diamondgypsy says: Who gives a good fuck.
tarzO says: Not you, whore
diamondgypsy says: ARE YOU GOD, you fucker??????????
diamondgypsy says: Don't judge me, you cocksucker!
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart. You are a PRICK.
tarzO says: You called yourself a whore
diamondgypsy says: And my heart is gone and stomped on by a PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You did.
tarzO says: Because you did first, whore
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP. I did not.
diamondgypsy says: YOU DID.
diamondgypsy says: I forget.lol
tarzO says: Now leave before I have to wash out my modem of such filth
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
diamondgypsy says: MAKE ME.
diamondgypsy says: Don't you like me a teense?
diamondgypsy says: You are making my stomach hurt.
tarzO says: Yes, but that was before I learned of your disgusting carnal lusts
diamondgypsy says: SO what. You're just as bad.
diamondgypsy says: Only you are sneakier.
tarzO says: They're totally fine if they're between your husband and you. But towards other men?
diamondgypsy says: I am not slick.
diamondgypsy says: What can I say?
tarzO says: Nothing, which is what I want you to say
diamondgypsy says: NOT OTHER MEN.
tarzO says: Oh really? Then stop FUCKING other men
tarzO says: And repent yourself to your husband for forgiveness
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: And begone so I can purify my soul in order to keep my fidelity for my girlfriend
diamondgypsy says: This is an affair of MY heart and not his.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry if you do not see it that way.
tarzO says: Which makes you a slut and a whore
diamondgypsy says: Yes. A real slut and a whore.
diamondgypsy says: The worst kind.
tarzO says: Ewewewewewewewewe
diamondgypsy says: The dumb kind who wear their heart on their sleeve.
tarzO says: Go do your fucking around elsewhere
tarzO says: I am done with you
diamondgypsy says: I don't want to fuck around elsewhere.
diamondgypsy says: If I cannot have what or who I want then.I do not want anyone else or anything.
diamondgypsy says: You never started with me.how can you be done?
diamondgypsy says: You can call me all the names you want.and-
diamondgypsy says: You can hold any opinion of me that your heart desires.
diamondgypsy says: It will not alter the fact that..
diamondgypsy says: It will not change the way I feel.
diamondgypsy says: Cursed?
diamondgypsy says: YES?
diamondgypsy says: yes
diamondgypsy says: Well, chalk it up to experience and put a notch on your belt.
diamondgypsy says: We don't always get what we desire in life.
diamondgypsy says: I guess I was reaching too high, huh?
diamondgypsy says: When life throws you a curveball.......
diamondgypsy says: KNOCK THE MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF THE PARK and.......
diamondgypsy says: I am going to KICK YOUR ASS...
diamondgypsy says: I don't regret the things I do and feel. It's part of me and my life.
diamondgypsy says: So...............
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO REALLY KICK YOUR ASS...........
diamondgypsy says: Nothing to say?
diamondgypsy says: SISSY BOY?
diamondgypsy says: Or did you fall asleep in that chair?
diamondgypsy says: Pardon me while I go and throw up. I shall return.
diamondgypsy says: Are you still here?
diamondgypsy says: Talk to me, please.
diamondgypsy says: do you really mean this? "tarzO says: I am done with you"
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel and I don't want to. You'll laugh but.
diamondgypsy says: Didn't you ever fall in love with a mind or a funny word or a harsh hand.
diamondgypsy says: O a big baby of a man who made you laugh.well, I mean.to say.....
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel. I am not a whore, nor am I a slut.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change your mind about that.
diamondgypsy says: You are killing me.
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME.
diamondgypsy says: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Don't you have a fucking heart?
diamondgypsy says: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Oh, GOD. I am sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I seem to have done it again.
diamondgypsy says: Made a fool out of myself.
diamondgypsy says: But, to me, it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry you don't feel the same way that I do.
diamondgypsy says: But, you are stubborn and I wish with all my heart I could change your mind.
diamondgypsy says: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Read the fucking beginning of this fucking conversation, you prick!!!!
diamondgypsy says: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I will tell you how fucking dumb I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: GOD!!!!!!!!!! I see you in EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KI AM MAKING SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF caise I am crazy about some fucking asshole PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Well, go ahead.
diamondgypsy says: GIVE UP THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU..MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
diamondgypsy says: Like you want me to give up YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: yOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: gET WITH THE PROGRAM!
diamondgypsy says: god!!!! i ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY LAST NIGHT AND i MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: on a fucking messageboard!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you haunt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: aM i TALKING TO MYSELF?
diamondgypsy says: hEY, prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I feel bad about Larry and your girlfriend.
diamondgypsy says: I do,.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart, you know.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot help it if I fell in love with a mother fucking asswiope of a punk!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: My computer is fucked.
diamondgypsy says: SO.
diamondgypsy says: before it goes totally.
diamondgypsy says: I'll say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: TOUGH, if you don't want to hear it.
diamondgypsy says: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Are you mad at me 'cause I cannot take another two months of this torture?
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry. NO I AM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
diamondgypsy says: Hey! You should feel honored.
diamondgypsy says: Your turned the head and stole the heart of a dumb fucking blonde old bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You stole my soul, too, you cocksucking DEVIL.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: That's all i can say.
diamondgypsy says: kisses
diamondgypsy says: Don't you care about me at all?
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: This is your lasst chance, you sissy fuck because........well.......i am counting to.TWO. One...one and a quartah.
diamondgypsy says: one and a half................
diamondgypsy says: one and three quartah
diamondgypsy says: one
diamondgypsy says: do you ever laugh at jokes?
tarzO says: If they're funny
diamondgypsy says: oh.that's what i thought. you're a REAL harass, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: hardass
tarzO says: I work hard to have buns of steel
diamondgypsy says: me, too. i need them to be really.steel like.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: ok....and?
diamondgypsy says: i hate it when you get quiet.
tarzO says: And what?
tarzO says: They're hard. Like steel
diamondgypsy says: OK. I know.
diamondgypsy says: I mean.ok, I believe you.
diamondgypsy says: Like I said, you are a HARDASS.
tarzO says: I HAVE a hardass you mean
diamondgypsy says: Yeah. That's what I meant. duh-me.
tarzO says: That's not the only non-soft area of me though
diamondgypsy says: And what would that area be?
diamondgypsy says: shall i take a wild guess?
tarzO says: Sure
diamondgypsy says: your head?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: yep
tarzO says: Specifically my skull
diamondgypsy says: HARDHEADED and HARDASSED equals.
diamondgypsy says: uh-oh
diamondgypsy says: your skull? why?
tarzO says: Because it's bone?
diamondgypsy says: ok..
diamondgypsy says: i can't think. lol;
diamondgypsy says: BONE?
diamondgypsy says: Like in BONE or bone-eeeeeeeee or.
tarzO says: "tarzO says: Because it's bone?"
diamondgypsy says: And what else is hard on that body of yours, ozRAT?
tarzO says: My ass, but you knew that
diamondgypsy says: OK. i got that. it's bone.
diamondgypsy says: lyes.
diamondgypsy says: ok....
diamondgypsy says: moving right along.
diamondgypsy says: did anybody ever tell you that you are a LOT OF FUN?
diamondgypsy says: bonehead or boner and all.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, boner what?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: Oh.
diamondgypsy says: I don't know. i am pleading the 5th.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: the DEVIL made me say that.
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in.
tarzO says: Are you using that as a phrase or as a word?
tarzO says: Because it's not a word
diamondgypsy says: what isn't?
diamondgypsy says: i didn't know school was in session today, professor goody-tw-shoes.
diamondgypsy says: two
diamondgypsy says: i slipped it in?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: I know you did, you kinky lady you
diamondgypsy says: i try.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Whatever will Larry think of all of this?
diamondgypsy says: it's hard with you.
diamondgypsy says: um..nothing. who will tell him and.
diamondgypsy says: do not say anything that i am slutty.i cannot help it.
tarzO says: I never called you slutty
diamondgypsy says: i know
diamondgypsy says: just in case you get pissed off one of these days and the thought crosses your mind, siisy boy.
diamondgypsy says: sissy
diamondgypsy says: can you control all things that happen in your life? i can't and i don't want to.
diamondgypsy says: now we can get down and dirty. lol
tarzO says: If you says so
diamondgypsy says: i say so.
tarzO says: I'm not the one using innuendo here though
ndgypsy says: OK.stop teasing me you are awful!!!
tarzO says: I'm teasing you? You've said everything so far
diamondgypsy says: OK.i will let you have the floor, Kimosabe.
tarzO says: No, I'm quite comfortable in this chair
tarzO says: Besides, I don't know if you've vacuumed that floor recently or not
diamondgypsy says: i have.well, larry has.
diamondgypsy says: i always spill stuff on it, though. i am rather clumsy, especially
with ashes.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: i don't know how to turn the sweeper on. duh, me.
tarzO says: Try the "on" switch
diamondgypsy says: i know.
diamondgypsy says: i don't mean that. it's a story.
diamondgypsy says: me and sweepers well, it's a dangerous combo.
tarzO says: You prefer sucking tools then?
diamondgypsy says: yes, that's what i prefer. how did you know?
tarzO says: Your personality
diamondgypsy says: oh.
diamondgypsy says: my personality makes me a tool sucker ?
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: a big tool sucker or a small tool sucker?
diamondgypsy says: or both.???
tarzO says: Whatever can suck I suppose
diamondgypsy says: did you write a book on s&m 'cause you're rather good at torture,
you know.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: WELL, we'll go for the BIG GUN.
diamondgypsy says: ok?
tarzO says: Sure thing
diamondgypsy says: BIG TOOL, i mean.
tarzO says: Whatever gets the job done
diamondgypsy says: well, i can do that.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: in no time flat.
diamondgypsy says: and that ain't a lick and a promise. that is hard fact.
tarzO says: So is that floor clean or what?
diamondgypsy says: no. i dropped a bunch of ashes again.
diamondgypsy says: are you adverse to dust and stuff or.
diamondgypsy says: just wipe up the floor with me.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't like to get my clothes soiled, so I'll just stay in
this chair
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: what chair?
diamondgypsy says: sissy
tarzO says: This chair
diamondgypsy says: what's a little dust between.
diamondgypsy says: us
diamondgypsy says: woh, your chair.
diamondgypsy says: what were you gonna do on the floor anyway.
diamondgypsy says: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Sorry, but going to the bathroom is a neccessary evil in my life
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: oh,'
diamondgypsy says: whatever.
diamondgypsy says: you are soo confusing.
diamondgypsy says: i would like to slap you silly.
tarzO says: My absense can easily be explained by my using the lavatory;
what is confusing about that?
diamondgypsy says: nothing. i understand. totally.
tarzO says: I wasn't going to do anything on the floor, you just asked me if
I wanted to use it or not
diamondgypsy says: you are the one that said you were staying in the chair
because there was dust and whatver on the floor.
diamondgypsy says: you are such a punk!
tarzO says: I can't just sit?
diamondgypsy says: whatever turns you on.
tarzO says: It's quite comfortable in this chair
diamondgypsy says: what kind of chair is it?
tarzO says: A brown lounging chair with lots of cushioning
diamondgypsy says: ohh
diamondgypsy says: sounds yummy.
diamondgypsy says: how big is it?
tarzO says: About four feet high on the back, three feet long and three feet
wide
tarzO says: And I've never tasted it before, so I wouldn't know about the
yumminess of it
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhh.............big enough for two loudmouth, huh?
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: s
diamondgypsy says: or, one could always just hop on top of the other, you know.
tarzO says: The seat only holds one, but I suppose the arms are large enough for somebody to sit on each one
diamondgypsy says: or straddle something, huh?
diamondgypsy says: what are my chances that this conversation will not be made public?
diamondgypsy says: huh?
diamondgypsy says: because, i can say something REALLY naughty if i knew but.
tarzO says: Never thought about the stradling, and I dunno, heh
diamondgypsy says: since YOU cannot be trusted(lol)...you know.
tarzO says: But isn't the danger of it half the fun?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: so is BAKWARD STRADDLING.
diamondgypsy says: heh
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: BACKWARD
tarzO says: I'm a good reader of personalities
diamondgypsy says: well, what did you read me as?
tarzO says: What I've told you so far
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: I can't be psychic about everything
diamondgypsy says: well, then you'll have to ask, right?
tarzO says: I prefer to use my wit to figure it out
diamondgypsy says: ok, good. then you'll feel like you've earned something. true?
diamondgypsy says: nah. you don't have to earn anything, honey.
diamondgypsy says: mi body su body...or something to the nature of.
tarzO says: What does body mean in Spanish?
diamondgypsy says: i don't know. nice ass?
diamondgypsy says: with a tattoo?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I don't have a tattoo, therefore my ass is not your ass
diamondgypsy says: i did not say that YOUR ASS WAS MINE, did I, smartass.
diamondgypsy says: even though.....
diamondgypsy says: i am gunning for it.lol
tarzO says: If body means tattooed ass in Spanish, then yes you did
diamondgypsy says: yes i did what?
tarzO says: Let's assume that body means tattooed ass in Spanish
diamondgypsy says: ok
tarzO says: Then mi body es su body means my tattooed ass is your tattooed ass in translation
tarzO says: Which is false
diamondgypsy says: ok.right
diamondgypsy says: ohhhh
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: explain. link? lol
tarzO says: I just did explain it to you
tarzO says: Please review
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: why it is false?
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhh.jusr SPIT IT OUT.
diamondgypsy says: is it one of those things like.
diamondgypsy says: what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Spit what out?
diamondgypsy says: the explanation.........
tarzO says: I don't have a tattooed ass, it's as simple as that
diamondgypsy says: well, i d
K?tarzO says: Okay, I already knew that though
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: it waqs justb a phrase.......................
tarzO says: Is that all I had to spit out?
diamondgypsy says: pretty soon you are gonna be spitting out your teeth.
diamondgypsy says: lol just kidding.
tarzO says: Are there still ashes on that floor?
diamondgypsy says: no. i licked them up.
tarzO says: Isn't that kinda vile tasting? Or do you not care what stuff tastes like?
diamondgypsy says: all depends what the stuff is.
tarzO says: Well, I thought ashes were a pretty extreme limit for vileness, but apparently not for you
diamondgypsy says: they are but then again.
diamondgypsy says: i'd lick the sweat from your neck or around your mouth. is that sweat vile to you? not to me it wouldn't be.
tarzO says: I don't mind my own sweat, but I don't really like ash-covered tongues all over my head
diamondgypsy says: who said my tongue would be.ohhhhh.
diamondgypsy says: you don't like cigarettes?
tarzO says: No, I just started smoking again recently when my car broke down, but ashes are not really that appealing
diamondgypsy says: which head would that bem by the way?
diamondgypsy says: OK.NO ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarzO says: Mine I would assume
diamondgypsy says: ok, sweetness?
diamondgypsy says: OK.THAT is established.
diamondgypsy says: GOOD!
tarzO says: Well, there's still all that dust and dirt from the floor on that tongue too
diamondgypsy says: i'll wash it off.......
tarzO says: Lemme know when you're done washing it off
diamondgypsy says: ok
diamondgypsy says: ok.
diamondgypsy says: you are relentlessly unmerciful, you know. do you know that?
tarzO says: I've heard something along those lines, yes
diamondgypsy says: but you're sweet so that makes up for it.
tarzO says: Tell me something I don't know
diamondgypsy says: that i am going to slap you?
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Have I been bad?
diamondgypsy says: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
diamondgypsy says: extremely. you are a human torture chamber, for one thing.
tarzO says: Well, it would hurt to get inside of me, yes
diamondgypsy says: inside of you? huh?
tarzO says: You can't torture somebody OUTSIDE of a torture chamber
diamondgypsy says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you wait.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TIO KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Well, at least that floor is clean now
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Though you really had to do it the hard way, didn't you?
diamondgypsy says: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdiamondgypsy says: was it as good for you as it was for me?
tarzO says: I'm not the one who had to taste it, so I guess so
diamondgypsy says: punk
tarzO says: I dunno how much satisfaction you got out of it
diamondgypsy says: how much did you get.
diamondgypsy says: baby, anything that deals with you is SATISFACTION for me.
tarzO says: "Baby"?
tarzO says: Are you hitting on me?
diamondgypsy says: ooooooooooooooooooooo
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tarzO says: Oh, then what did Baby mean?
diamondgypsy says: are you hitting on me?????????????????
diamondgypsy says: why?
tarzO says: Where did I ever suggest anything that would seem like hitting on you?
diamondgypsy says: I WANTED TO SAY IT. term of endearment, or term or hate.
diamondgypsy says: lol
diamondgypsy says: of hate.
tarzO says: Oh okay
diamondgypsy says: pardon me while i throw myself out the window.onto the highway.
diamondgypsy says: ain hopes that a mack truck will smooch me to smitheriniessssssssssssssssssss
tarzO says: Trucks can't kiss
diamondgypsy says: smoosh
diamondgypsy says: lolol
diamondgypsy says: i know.
tarzO says: And why are you chatting from the road?
diamondgypsy says: you don't miss a trick, do you?
diamondgypsy says: i called you sweetness before and you never said anything.
diamondgypsy says: why baby?
diamondgypsy says: I AM BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: get your hospitalizatioon upped cause..
tarzO says: Sweetness is innocent, Baby can be a name for hitting on somebody
diamondgypsy says: OK..........PARDON MY SLIP OF TEH LONG TONGUE.
tarzO says: I knew it was long. How else would you have cleaned up the floor that fast?
diamondgypsy says: yeaah.
diamondgypsy says: that's right.
diamondgypsy says: i am gonna clean you up with my.
diamondgypsy says: pick a body part and walk into it.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: But I'm sitting down right now
tarzO says: I don't want to get up yet
diamondgypsy says: LISTEN, you punk.
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you are SUCH an AGITATOR and a vengeful sissy!
tarzO says: Agitator? I complimented your cleaning skills, what more do you want?
diamondgypsy says: That'll do me, if that's all you have to offer, hotshot.
tarzO says: You also have a lovely clean floor
diamondgypsy says: I KNOW.
diamondgypsy says: Actually, do you want to know how this floor REALLY got cleaned?
tarzO says: It wasn't your tongue?
diamondgypsy says: Yesssssssss..........
diamondgypsy says: AND also.
diamondgypsy says: SOME SISSY BOY USED ME AS THE DUST MOP.
tarzO says: That bastard. I hope you kick his ass
diamondgypsy says: I WILL.
tarzO says: Why didn't you tell me somebody was abusing you?
diamondgypsy says: REALLY GOOD, TOO!!!
diamondgypsy says: A left and a right.swing of the hip and a forward a couple of hundred times should do it, huh?
diamondgypsy says: TIMES TEN.
tarzO says: Why didn't you complain about this guy when it was happening? I could have called 911
diamondgypsy says: I was gonna call 411 but, I didn't know the address.lol
tarzO says: What did you want information for when you were being assaulted like that?
diamondgypsy says: I am a glutton for punishment.
diamondgypsy says: You should see what the chick did to him.
tarzO says: So you're not going to press charges against this bastard?
diamondgypsy says: Ooooooooooooooooh, my.
tarzO says: What did she do?
diamondgypsy says: NO, I am going to press something else against him.
tarzO says: Restraining order? What did she do to him?
diamondgypsy says: NO, you'll probably get mad if I say.
tarzO says: If a guy did that to you then he deserves ANYTHING
diamondgypsy says: Fucked his brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: heh
tarzO says: Oh my
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Who was this chick?
diamondgypsy says: I TOLD YOU!!!
diamondgypsy says: BIG BABY.
diamondgypsy says:Some psycho chick.
tarzO says: I didn't see it, please repeat who it was
diamondgypsy says: I didn't say.
diamondgypsy says: Wanna guess?
diamondgypsy says: Are you putting this on a fucking messageboard, you bastard?
tarzO says: I have no guesses
diamondgypsy says: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tarzO says: You fucked his brains out after he abused you like that?
diamondgypsy says: YEAH.
tarzO says: Isn't that cheating on Larry?
diamondgypsy says: It was the sweetest getting even that I could think of.
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: I can't help it.
diamondgypsy says: I really can't.
tarzO says: I hope that your marriage will survive this
tarzO says: I could never cheat on my girlfriend like that
diamondgypsy says: It will.
diamondgypsy says: I give you my word.
diamondgypsy says: BULLY BULLY for you.
tarzO says: I wouldn't even consider flirting with anybody else. I'm a one-woman man only
tarzO says: I'd never fuck somebody's brains out as a reward for abusing me
diamondgypsy says: You're a good guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're a smart guy.
diamondgypsy says: You're also a dumbass guy.
tarzO says: I am?
diamondgypsy says: YES
diamondgypsy says: You must be perfect. I am HUMAN.
tarzO says: I thought I had a hardass. What is all this dumbass talk about?
diamondgypsy says: It is a harass.
diamondgypsy says: hardass.
diamondgypsy says: You're lucky.
diamondgypsy says: I ain't hard.
tarzO says: Really? Before you were talking about having a hardass too
tarzO says: You were lying to me, were you?
diamondgypsy says: YES.
diamondgypsy says: I try...
diamondgypsy says: I'm as soft as they come and you know it.
diamondgypsy says: STEEL and.
diamondgypsy says: what?
diamondgypsy says: I don't know.
diamondgypsy says: cotton candy
diamondgypsy says: cottontail
tarzO says: Steel and cotton candy can be compared to each other?
diamondgypsy says: CONTRAST
tarzO says: Oh, okay
diamondgypsy says: You're a mean fuck, I'm not.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: Wait, how would you know how I fuck?
tarzO says: I thought you said you weren't hitting on me
tarzO says: I can't continue this conversation if you're coming onto me
tarzO says: What would my girlfriend think?
diamondgypsy says: If I could crawl through this computer, you would be in trouble.
diamondgypsy says: II don't know.
diamondgypsy says: Send her to the movies.
diamondgypsy says: Or to the farm with a .nevermind.
tarzO says: But you're hitting on me, I cannot allow you to cheat on Larry like that nor to be unfaithful to my girl
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
tarzO says: I am not comfortable in this situation
diamondgypsy says: Allow me?
diamondgypsy says: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
diamondgypsy says: Would you be more comfortable laid out on the ground.knocked out?
tarzO says: Anything would be more desireable than commiting infidelity
diamondgypsy says: Then, I am a cunt and you are a prince.
diamondgypsy says: Whatever.
diamondgypsy says: Sorry that I am human and well.shit happens that is out of my and our conmtrol.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart.you are stone.
tarzO says: Yes, but I still cannot converse with you if you cannot control your urges upon me
diamondgypsy says: How's your weather? Stormy? Nice? Rain? HAIL?
tarzO says: Don't try to act so innocent now, how can I trust you not to do this again?
diamondgypsy says: Do you want it to happen again?
diamondgypsy says: I hope we get to the good part before we are dead.
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: NO I don't want this to happen again, or in the first place
diamondgypsy says: Just one look.that's all it will take me.
diamondgypsy says: OK. I have to respect that, prick.
diamondgypsy says: So.
diamondgypsy says: What else is going on?
tarzO says: I'm not talking to you if you're going to be so carefree in your sexuality like that
diamondgypsy says: i meant to add.fucker to thjat sentence.
diamondgypsy says: whatever, pussy.
diamondgypsy says: boy
diamondgypsy says: wuss
tarzO says: Please don't talk like such a slut
diamondgypsy says: ok.
tarzO says: I can't talk to hookers
diamondgypsy says: how about whores?
tarzO says: Same thing
diamondgypsy says: classy ladies?
tarzO says: Don't talk anymore, you're only making it worse
diamondgypsy says: I am?
tarzO says: You have no class
diamondgypsy says: I am not, you moronice assswipe.
tarzO says: Don't talk to me whore
diamondgypsy says: You have no TASTE, pretty boy blew.
tarzO says: I can taste what ASH tastes like
diamondgypsy says: hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KISS MY ASH
diamondgypsy says: lol
tarzO says: I refuse to talk sexually with a 50 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: 51
tarzO says: Fine, I refuse to talk sexually with a 51 year old lady who willfully commits adultery to her poor husband
diamondgypsy says: see, i'm honest.
diamondgypsy says: it's not adultery.
tarzO says: Congratulations on being an honest slut
diamondgypsy says: Thank you.
tarzO says: Now go fuck somebody else somewhere else
diamondgypsy says: Listen, this is not an everyday happening with me, you know.
diamondgypsy says: Can I help it if I was knocked for a loop?
tarzO says: Apparently you have no control over your sluttiness, but that doesn't make it any better
tarzO says: So take your horniness elsewhere
diamondgypsy says: where?
tarzO says: There
diamondgypsy says: where is there?
tarzO says: There, as in not here
diamondgypsy says: you are serious, aren't you?
diamondgypsy says: oh, god.
tarzO says: Does it LOOK like I'm being serious about not wanting to talk to shady characters like you?
diamondgypsy says: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
diamondgypsy says: y3es.
tarzO says: Then begone you succumbus
diamondgypsy says: and you go fucketh off.fuckhead.
diamondgypsy says: NO
tarzO says: Yes
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOO
tarzO says: I am not bargining with you
tarzO says: You have crossed the fine line once too many
diamondgypsy says: Who gives a good fuck.
tarzO says: Not you, whore
diamondgypsy says: ARE YOU GOD, you fucker??????????
diamondgypsy says: Don't judge me, you cocksucker!
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart. You are a PRICK.
tarzO says: You called yourself a whore
diamondgypsy says: And my heart is gone and stomped on by a PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You did.
tarzO says: Because you did first, whore
diamondgypsy says: SHUT UP. I did not.
diamondgypsy says: YOU DID.
diamondgypsy says: I forget.lol
tarzO says: Now leave before I have to wash out my modem of such filth
diamondgypsy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
diamondgypsy says: MAKE ME.
diamondgypsy says: Don't you like me a teense?
diamondgypsy says: You are making my stomach hurt.
tarzO says: Yes, but that was before I learned of your disgusting carnal lusts
diamondgypsy says: SO what. You're just as bad.
diamondgypsy says: Only you are sneakier.
tarzO says: They're totally fine if they're between your husband and you. But towards other men?
diamondgypsy says: I am not slick.
diamondgypsy says: What can I say?
tarzO says: Nothing, which is what I want you to say
diamondgypsy says: NOT OTHER MEN.
tarzO says: Oh really? Then stop FUCKING other men
tarzO says: And repent yourself to your husband for forgiveness
diamondgypsy says: huh?
tarzO says: And begone so I can purify my soul in order to keep my fidelity for my girlfriend
diamondgypsy says: This is an affair of MY heart and not his.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry if you do not see it that way.
tarzO says: Which makes you a slut and a whore
diamondgypsy says: Yes. A real slut and a whore.
diamondgypsy says: The worst kind.
tarzO says: Ewewewewewewewewe
diamondgypsy says: The dumb kind who wear their heart on their sleeve.
tarzO says: Go do your fucking around elsewhere
tarzO says: I am done with you
diamondgypsy says: I don't want to fuck around elsewhere.
diamondgypsy says: If I cannot have what or who I want then.I do not want anyone else or anything.
diamondgypsy says: You never started with me.how can you be done?
diamondgypsy says: You can call me all the names you want.and-
diamondgypsy says: You can hold any opinion of me that your heart desires.
diamondgypsy says: It will not alter the fact that..
diamondgypsy says: It will not change the way I feel.
diamondgypsy says: Cursed?
diamondgypsy says: YES?
diamondgypsy says: yes
diamondgypsy says: Well, chalk it up to experience and put a notch on your belt.
diamondgypsy says: We don't always get what we desire in life.
diamondgypsy says: I guess I was reaching too high, huh?
diamondgypsy says: When life throws you a curveball.......
diamondgypsy says: KNOCK THE MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF THE PARK and.......
diamondgypsy says: I am going to KICK YOUR ASS...
diamondgypsy says: I don't regret the things I do and feel. It's part of me and my life.
diamondgypsy says: So...............
diamondgypsy says: I AM GOING TO REALLY KICK YOUR ASS...........
diamondgypsy says: Nothing to say?
diamondgypsy says: SISSY BOY?
diamondgypsy says: Or did you fall asleep in that chair?
diamondgypsy says: Pardon me while I go and throw up. I shall return.
diamondgypsy says: Are you still here?
diamondgypsy says: Talk to me, please.
diamondgypsy says: do you really mean this? "tarzO says: I am done with you"
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel and I don't want to. You'll laugh but.
diamondgypsy says: Didn't you ever fall in love with a mind or a funny word or a harsh hand.
diamondgypsy says: O a big baby of a man who made you laugh.well, I mean.to say.....
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change the way I feel. I am not a whore, nor am I a slut.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot change your mind about that.
diamondgypsy says: You are killing me.
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME.
diamondgypsy says: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Don't you have a fucking heart?
diamondgypsy says: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Oh, GOD. I am sorry.
diamondgypsy says: I seem to have done it again.
diamondgypsy says: Made a fool out of myself.
diamondgypsy says: But, to me, it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
diamondgypsy says: I am sorry you don't feel the same way that I do.
diamondgypsy says: But, you are stubborn and I wish with all my heart I could change your mind.
diamondgypsy says: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Read the fucking beginning of this fucking conversation, you prick!!!!
diamondgypsy says: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I will tell you how fucking dumb I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: GOD!!!!!!!!!! I see you in EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: KI AM MAKING SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF caise I am crazy about some fucking asshole PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Well, go ahead.
diamondgypsy says: GIVE UP THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU..MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
diamondgypsy says: Like you want me to give up YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: yOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: gET WITH THE PROGRAM!
diamondgypsy says: god!!!! i ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY LAST NIGHT AND i MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: on a fucking messageboard!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: you haunt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: aM i TALKING TO MYSELF?
diamondgypsy says: hEY, prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: I feel bad about Larry and your girlfriend.
diamondgypsy says: I do,.
diamondgypsy says: I have a heart, you know.
diamondgypsy says: I cannot help it if I fell in love with a mother fucking asswiope of a punk!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: My computer is fucked.
diamondgypsy says: SO.
diamondgypsy says: before it goes totally.
diamondgypsy says: I'll say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: TOUGH, if you don't want to hear it.
diamondgypsy says: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: Are you mad at me 'cause I cannot take another two months of this torture?
diamondgypsy says: I'm sorry. NO I AM NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
diamondgypsy says: Hey! You should feel honored.
diamondgypsy says: Your turned the head and stole the heart of a dumb fucking blonde old bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: You stole my soul, too, you cocksucking DEVIL.
diamondgypsy says: I LOVE YOU.
diamondgypsy says: That's all i can say.
diamondgypsy says: kisses
diamondgypsy says: Don't you care about me at all?
diamondgypsy says: TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diamondgypsy says: This is your lasst chance, you sissy fuck because........well.......i am counting to.TWO. One...one and a quartah.
diamondgypsy says: one and a half................
diamondgypsy says: one and three quartah
diamondgypsy says: one
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