Feedback from the twilight zone

[thebullet]

Every writer gets the occasional really odd feedback. But there are a few 'regulars' on Literotica who are in a class by themselves.

Of course, "hopeless romantic" is at the top of the class. His emails would make Jeffrey Dahmer sick. But there are plenty of other 'fans' who are almost as strange.

This guy Don87654 is hung up on pregnancy. If pregnancy is not involved in a story, he low-balls it. He's done that to me several times, but he seems to go after many, many stories because they don't end up in pregnancy. I think he lowballed William Shirer for the lack of pregnancy in The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

I was checking out a story recently and saw anyother one of Don's well thought out comments denigrating the lack of pregnancy in a story. I think it might have been a gay male story (just kidding).

Anyway, I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

I sent Don an email suggesting that he let the writers take their stories where they want to go with them. I also suggested that he is pretty fucking weird. And I gave him a link to an all-pregnancy website. That's where he belongs in lieu of the funny farm.

 

[Guest]

Not got much to add, but your post made me laugh.

I think I told you before about the feedback I get concerning pregnancy. Seems it's a kink of quite a few.

I might completely leave sex out of my next story, and include a turkey baster instead.

Lou

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bullet, did you add a pregnancy to 'Death By Fucking' just to appease him?

If so, come here and let me spank you.

 

[thebullet]

OhMissScarlet said:
Bullet, did you add a pregnancy to 'Death By Fucking' just to appease him?

If so, come here and let me spank you.

I was young, innocent and foolish. I didn't know what I was doing, swear to God. Besides which, I was shooting from the hip. I didn't have a plot or an outline to work from, I just made it all up as I went along. So when this guy wrote to me about pregnancy after the first couple of chapters, I thought, what the heck, why not?

I'm older now and wiser, I hope.

But you're right, I do need a good spanking, and you're the one to give it to me. I'll bend over whenever you say.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think he lowballed William Shirer for the lack of pregnancy in The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

I always knew something was missing from that ... now I know what it was!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

But you're right, I do need a good spanking, and you're the one to give it to me. I'll bend over whenever you say.

Just let me find my paddle.

Recently I got a feedback email on my 'Feast Of The Rose Garlands' series in which a middle aged man complained that my stories brought out long repressed homosexual urges in him. Whoa, I'm so sorry I reminded him. Guess I should attach a warning. Warning: Reading this might make you gay!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I was young, innocent and foolish. I didn't know what I was doing, swear to God. Besides which, I was shooting from the hip. I didn't have a plot or an outline to work from, I just made it all up as I went along.

Yeah, sure. But is the check in the mail, will you stop if it starts to hurt and then respect her in the morning?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[BlackShanglan]

Recently I got a feedback email on my 'Feast Of The Rose Garlands' series in which a middle aged man complained that my stories brought out long repressed homosexual urges in him.

Sure it was a complaint?

Warning: Reading this might make you gay!

Excellent. Post it on the wall of the men's room nearest to the Oval Office.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Sure it was a complaint?



Excellent. Post it on the wall of the men's room nearest to the Oval Office.

It was a complaint, but one that made my thighs tremble with pride!

LMAO, ok, I've got a big magic marker and some poster board.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Just let me find my paddle.

Recently I got a feedback email on my 'Feast Of The Rose Garlands' series in which a middle aged man complained that my stories brought out long repressed homosexual urges in him. Whoa, I'm so sorry I reminded him. Guess I should attach a warning. Warning: Reading this might make you gay!

If reading a short story makes him go over the edge, I'd say he was a goner by destiny.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If reading a short story makes him go over the edge, I'd say he was a goner by destiny.

I agree. His complaint is like if I wrote a certain buxom porn star a letter blaming her for making me bisexual with all her lesbian scenes. "Jenna, it's all your fault, I just couldn't help myself..."

 

[impressive]

I just got blasted for publishing a non-erotic story in the Non-Erotic category. Don't I fuckin' know this is a porn site, for Christ's sake? Sheesh! Wiped out my H, too -- the asshole.

 

[thebullet]

I just got blasted for publishing a non-erotic story in the Non-Erotic category. Don't I fuckin' know this is a porn site, for Christ's sake? Sheesh! Wiped out my H, too -- the asshole.

This one is too good to be true. It's akin to the Loving Wives nazis that 1-bomb stories in that category because they aren't about wives that are truly 'loving'. Well duh, the moniker is meant to be cynical, not accurate.

Take solace from the likelihood that a 1-bomb may well be removed. I have a chapter of one of my stories that keeps bouncing around like a yoyo. It sits at 1st or 2nd in the Romance section, then drops precipitously out of the top 50, then rebounds back to the top. I don't get it myself. So maybe you will re-earn your "H" if Laurel is on top of things.