Fee, Fie, Foaf, Fun!!
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Rybka said:Do you have your Poem done?
Today (not yesterday, Lavalump for brains) is posting day for the "Friend Of A Friend", or"Fiend Of A Fiend" (Xtaabay), or"Fiend Of A Fish" (Guess who!), poems.
Regards, Rybka
I know, I know!!!
See my post under "new poems" for the explanation. Sheesh!!! You're so mean! I only prematurely foafed once and this is what I get! You're so supportive! I may never foaf again!!! --Xtaabay
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I found this a couple of weeks ago and something told me I should hold on to it...
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chunky lava
Thanks, but no thanks. I checked it and dislike the way the lava moves in chunks. I have a really nice picture of a lavalamp, but I'm not using it because it has too many pixels So I'm just going to pretend that my flower is a lavalamp 
--Xtaabay
p.s.
I think the Fish is taking steroids.
Lauren.Hynde said:
Thanks, but no thanks. I checked it and dislike the way the lava moves in chunks. I have a really nice picture of a lavalamp, but I'm not using it because it has too many pixels
So I'm just going to pretend that my flower is a lavalamp --Xtaabay
p.s.
I think the Fish is taking steroids.
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Re: chunky lava
PS: I think you're right
If too many pixels' the problem, I can fix it for ya... Post it here as an attachment.Xtaabay said:Thanks, but no thanks. I checked it and dislike the way the lava moves in chunks. I have a really nice picture of a lavalamp, but I'm not using it because it has too many pixels
--Xtaabay
p.s.
I think the Fish is taking steroids.
PS: I think you're right
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Left -over foaf.
I wasn't happy with this but I don't throw out cakes that didn't rise either.
FOAF (Michelle’s joke)
I can’t recall
Just where I heard
Of Bernie’s friend, Michelle.
He’s been a bud
For ages now,
I know him very well.
But, anyway,
This friend of his,
She’s in some TV show.
With lots of cops
And nasty guys
And blood and guts, ya know.
She told him that,
On certain days
As all the cameras run
The actors get
Undressed and all.
And have some raunchy fun.
He wondered if
He could join in,
She made it sound so great.
She said. “Why not,
Just turn up nude.”
Old Bernie couldn’t wait.
That Friday night
He made his move.
He took a taxi there.
He wore a long
And fitted coat
So no one saw him bare.
Inside the place
He whipped it off
And waited for the crew
When they all saw
Him sitting there
His kneecaps turning blue,
They laughed aloud
At Michelle’s joke
And made the fucker blush.
Poor Bernie was
Quite unprepared
For Michelle’s type of joke
But all in all
It worked out well
He’s such a lucky bloke.
The fell in love
And took the plunge
So here’s the happy end
It took a joke
To make a wife
Out of a friend of a friend.
G.P.
I wasn't happy with this but I don't throw out cakes that didn't rise either.
FOAF (Michelle’s joke)
I can’t recall
Just where I heard
Of Bernie’s friend, Michelle.
He’s been a bud
For ages now,
I know him very well.
But, anyway,
This friend of his,
She’s in some TV show.
With lots of cops
And nasty guys
And blood and guts, ya know.
She told him that,
On certain days
As all the cameras run
The actors get
Undressed and all.
And have some raunchy fun.
He wondered if
He could join in,
She made it sound so great.
She said. “Why not,
Just turn up nude.”
Old Bernie couldn’t wait.
That Friday night
He made his move.
He took a taxi there.
He wore a long
And fitted coat
So no one saw him bare.
Inside the place
He whipped it off
And waited for the crew
When they all saw
Him sitting there
His kneecaps turning blue,
They laughed aloud
At Michelle’s joke
And made the fucker blush.
Poor Bernie was
Quite unprepared
For Michelle’s type of joke
But all in all
It worked out well
He’s such a lucky bloke.
The fell in love
And took the plunge
So here’s the happy end
It took a joke
To make a wife
Out of a friend of a friend.
G.P.
