feces, fetus, I can see the confusion.

[ABSTRUSE]

Mat's posted this in Abstrusions, it's too good not to share.


NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

 

[CharleyH]

LOL Thats one of the better ones

 

[Guest]

Gawd, I can't stand it for laughing. I will tell everyone I know. Just too too too.

Perdita

 

[Just-Legal]

Oh good God. *shakes head* I wish I could have seen their faces...

P! The boobs are back in town!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I keep picturing an audience full of Mr. Hankies.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Mat's posted this in Abstrusions, it's too good not to share.


NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

I think I gave birth to one o them things before, I had been constip ................. nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: feces, fetus, I can see the confusion.

I think I gave birth to one o them things before, I had been constip ................. nevermind.

maalox

(sexy beotch)

 

[Guest]

P! The boobs are back in town!

JL: Yea, us! or them! P.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: Re: feces, fetus, I can see the confusion.

maalox

(sexy beotch)

You sexy!!

 

[shereads]

What wouldn't I give for a look at that family's old home movies.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: feces, fetus, I can see the confusion.

You sexy!!

eeeepppps.. where did you find my pic?!
like i mind.. *shiver*

 

[doormouse]

Just joining the boob rally

Maybe Bush started as feces... (it'd explain a lot...)

 

[cantdog]

He certainly seems to believe that we all have the civil rights of feces.

 

[Lisa Denton]

He certainly seems to believe that we all have the civil rights of feces.

I demand toilet paper!!

He does seem to stick his foot in his ass occasionally.

 

[cynter]

uh....

He certainly seems to believe that we all have the civil rights of feces.

very well said!

 

[marshalt]

Come on people...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

 

[minsue]

Come on people...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

Thank you. I'm glad I wasn't the one to do it this time.

 

[shereads]

Come on people...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

Here's a question: What would compel someone to invent a story that makes George W. Bush look stupid? Is there a shortage of true ones?

 

[minsue]

Here's a question: What would compel someone to invent a story that makes George W. Bush look stupid? Is there a shortage of true ones?

 

[marshalt]

Here's a question: What would compel someone to invent a story that makes George W. Bush look stupid? Is there a shortage of true ones?

I don't know, I just like shattering glass dicks wherever I see them.

 

[shereads]

I don't know, I just like shattering glass dicks wherever I see them.

An unfamiliar hobby, but I like it.

 

[Guest]

Thing is, it was so easy to believe. P.

 

[Lord Naraku]

Off topic as usual.

Nice breasts ladies.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

It wouldn't happen to Tony Blair.

It isn't so easy to confuse foetus and faeces and he would use 'shit' or 'crap' for the latter to emphasise his working class credentials.

jeanne

 

[Lisa Denton]

Thing is, it was so easy to believe. P.

I'm with you, and after looking at that link that says it didn't happen, now that thing really sounds like someone made that up.

I loved that movie Wag The Dog and firmly believe shortly before the election we'll find WMD and Osama bin Laden hiding in that same hole where they found Saddam.

They could take a few pictures and then as the brave special
forces troops, led by George hisself in full battle gear, race away to save a busload of Iraqi school-children from mean ol terrorists, all the evidence of WMD and Osama would inexplicably be blown up, preventing any further examination. And all the children would be saved by the man they call "Uncle George."

I don't know about you but I get a warm fuzzy feeling just thinkin about it.

Somebody see if Dustin Hoffman is available!!!!