JazzManJim
On the Downbeat
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We here at the Commission for Useless but Profitable Holidays have proposed a new holiday today.
It will be called "What the Hell was I Thinking? Day".
The holiday will celebrate the morning waking up to the 23rd hour Valentine's Day hookup borne of sheer desperation and too much alcohol.
There will be, of course cards. Most of them will be along the lines of Happy WtHwIT Day, Whatever Your Name Is! and will feature sweet, but ambiguous sentiments designed to convey sensitivity but also to give the firm message "Go Away. I Never want to see you again".
We also have named St Joseph as the Patron Saint of the day, mostly owing to his fine product that seems to help the morning after a night of binge drinking and orgiastic debauchery.
We figure it'll make a bundle.
It will be called "What the Hell was I Thinking? Day".
The holiday will celebrate the morning waking up to the 23rd hour Valentine's Day hookup borne of sheer desperation and too much alcohol.
There will be, of course cards. Most of them will be along the lines of Happy WtHwIT Day, Whatever Your Name Is! and will feature sweet, but ambiguous sentiments designed to convey sensitivity but also to give the firm message "Go Away. I Never want to see you again".
We also have named St Joseph as the Patron Saint of the day, mostly owing to his fine product that seems to help the morning after a night of binge drinking and orgiastic debauchery.
We figure it'll make a bundle.
