Feb Index from Harpers.

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Minimum number of U.S. cities, towns, and counties that have passed resolutions opposing the USA Patriot Act : 20

Chance that an American says the new Department of Homeland Security makes the nation "a lot safer" : 1 in 8

Percentage change since fall 2000 in the number of documents classified by the federal government : +44

Number of countries the Justice Department has advised since 1981 on the creation of freedom of information policies : 73

Chance that a Briton polled online believes that the United States is a bigger threat to world peace than is Iraq : 1 in 3

Number of years the New York Police Department's new Deputy Commissioner of Intelligence worked for the CIA : 35

Number of the 44 U.S. residents detained as "potential grand jury witnesses" in terrorism cases who have yet to testify : 20

Number who have been charged with crimes : 2

Number of California inmates serving 25 years to life under the three-strikes law for thefts worth less than $400 : 344

Percentage change since 2000 in the average value of goods stolen in each U.S. shoplifting incident : +53

Percentage of Americans surveyed in October who chose the word "hopeful" to describe their feelings about the economy : 37

Percentage who chose "angry," "worried," or "confused" : 59

Minimum amount S&P 500 corporations owe in retirement benefits for which they have set aside no funds : $458,000,000,000

Amount Democratic candidates raised last year from individuals who gave at least $1 million : $36,000,000

Amount Republican candidates raised last year from individuals who gave as much : $3,000,000

Minimum number of yachts that were donated to U.S. charities in 2001 : 527

Price for a single berth on the February 2001 "Freedom Cruise," including a tour of Grenada led by Oliver North : $1,906

Percentage of Jamaicans who say they would be "better off today" had Jamaica remained a British colony : 53

Percentage of black South Africans who now have a positive view of the way their country was governed under apartheid : 20

Percentage of Moscow residents who say that city residents from Chechnya or the rest of the Caucasus should be expelled : 25

Minimum number of soldiers killed or severely injured each year in the Russian army's initiation hazing : 2,000

Rank of the size of Russia's and Turkey's standing armies, respectively, among Europe's largest : 1, 2

Number of warring factions for which the world's estimated 500,000 child soldiers have been enlisted to fight : 72

Minimum percentage of Angola's soldiers who are HIV-positive : 40

Percentage of all Angolan adults who are : 6

Factor by which Russia's tuberculosis rate exceeds that of Western Europe : 7.6

Number of deaths in 2001 that the Japanese government classified as having resulted from overwork : 143

Percentage change in the number of graduate degrees awarded in China since 1981 : +680

Chances that a new student at the University of California at Berkeley last fall had at least one foreign-born parent : 2 in 3

Percentage of African Americans who have dated at least one white American : 43

Percentage of white Americans who have dated at least one African American : 17

Percentage change since 2000 in the number of syphilis cases among U.S. men and women, respectively : +15, –18

Number of female characters with supernatural powers on major U.S. network-television programs last season : 20

Estimated number of asteroids whose orbits Earth crosses each year : 20,000,000 (see page 40)

Ratio of U.S. spending on tracking asteroids this year to spending on missile defense : 1:1,900

Ratio of the amount the U.S. will spend on missile defense this year to the amount it spent in 1988 under Reagan : 4:3

Percentage by which the average sperm count of an urban U.S. male exceeds that of a rural U.S. male : 60

Chances that a U.S. man between the ages of 18 and 34 shaves all or part of his chest : 3 in 10

Chances that a man says he is interested in chest-hair removal : 6 in 10

Minimum number of neutered pets worldwide that have been implanted with fake testicles : 100,000
 
ksmybuttons said:
Now why would you pay to have your pet have fake testicles?

I wouldn't- but apparently some people think it's a thing. LOL
 
I wonder what they are like. I wonder if they are like glass marbles or silicone breast implants. Maybe like the newer implants where they put them in, and after healing, fill them up with saline. Never ever thought about it before. I wonder if men who have to have a testicle removed have implants.

Time to go google and find out all these interesting facts!
 
Number of California inmates serving 25 years to life under the three-strikes law for thefts worth less than $400 : 344

Maybe, those 344 people are laughing to themself for getting three meals a day.
 
I would imagine silicone?

I had a good collection going a few years back. I bought a breast implant at a garage sale for five bucks. I put it on the coffee table. People would ask, what is that.... of course, they wanted to squeeze it, throw it around like a hot potato.....

My sister was a nurse at the VA and she gave me a single silicone testicle. They are sold in pairs.
 
Yep. Silicone is the material of choice for testicular implants. They are solid so they don't leak. They are testing saline filled ones but have not been approved by the FDA according to google sources.
 
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