Fck yo, yo dmb dstball of a clsterfck!

[Liar]

I seem to have lost the letter U (had to press real hard to type that) on my keyboard.

Any hints on how to get it back?

Excse me while I go fetch a scrwdriver...

#L

 

[impressive]

Jism has that effect on keyboards.

 

[Liar]

Jism has that effect on keyboards.

That's not it. always aim at the numeric pad.

 

[English Lady]

I just tend to have to rod the key a bit harder till it gives in. My space bar does it sometimes,it's kinda embarassing....

 

[sincerely_helene]

Bring the letter c into photoshop and rotate it a few degrees.

 

[Guest]

Get a can of compressed air and blow everything out. Usually it's just accumulated dust...

...And cookie crumbs.

 

[Liar]

Applied the powertools, slammed it against a wall, and watched the dust rain.

Now I tan type FUCK again. Woohoo!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Get a can of compressed air and blow everything out. Usually it's just accumulated dust...

...And cookie crumbs.

or orange juice

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I clicked on this thread hoping that Liar was really drunk and ranting.
I'm so disappointed.

 

[R. Richard]

Applied the powertools, slammed it against a wall, and watched the dust rain.

Now I tan type FUCK again. Woohoo!

I would STRONGLY suggest that you vacuum the keyboard regularly, instead of smacking it against the wall. Regular vacuuming will keep dust and cookie crumbs out and will enhance the operation of your keyboard. If you have worse things than dust and cookie crumbs, your friendly neighborhood computer shop will have an aerosol can of keyboard cleaner that may do the trick.

Keyboards are generally well built and sturdy. Smacking them against a wall is NOT RECOMMENDED!

 

[Guest]

or orange juice

Well you COULD flush it out with orange juice but then the keys will stick when you puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[McKenna]

Now I tan type FUCK again. Woohoo!

Let the fucking begin!


Oh. What? That's not what you meant?


Oops. My bad.

 

[Liar]

Let the fucking begin!


Oh. What? That's not what you meant?


Oops. My bad.

Not unless "type fucking" is some new variery of it that I have yet to explore.

But I'll try anything thrice. Bring it on.

#L

ps. a *snigger* for dran's post.

 

[McKenna]

Not unless "type fucking" is some new variery of it that I have yet to explore.

But I'll try anything thrice. Bring it on.

#L

ps. a *snigger* for dran's post.

I got so excited my eyes skipped over the "type" part.


Ooops.

 

[Guest]

i had a sunflower seed stuck between a and s; couldn't get any ass.. er couldn't spell asbestos until i blew it.

 

[Honey123]

I used to be be so totally anal about cleaning my keyboard that I would lift the keys off and clean the grooves. I wish it were more like the cushions on the couch and I could find money in there....

 

[SummerMorning]

I just tend to replace my keyboards at regular intervals. *shrug*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

All wiyht - rho sritched mg kegboawd awound?

 

[TxRad]

All wiyht - rho sritched mg kegboawd awound?

I just thought it had a Scandinavian accent?????

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I used to be be so totally anal about cleaning my keyboard that I would lift the keys off and clean the grooves. I wish it were more like the cushions on the couch and I could find money in there....

I do that sometimes too Honey. The way my keyboard is made, it's about the only way to get all the crumbs out of it. (I eat meals at my desk way too often.)

 

[CharleyH]

I seem to have lost the letter U (had to press real hard to type that) on my keyboard.

Any hints on how to get it back?

Excse me while I go fetch a scrwdriver...

#L

I oftenhave that problem with the space bar, the a's, the shift, the l, m and n and a few other fuckers, and this is a relatively new 5 month old laptop. I press so hard sometimes that I have literally rubbed the printing off some of the keys already. If I was not so lazy, I might look at the warranty.

 

[SeaCat]

And you wonder why I have been thinking of buying stock in a company that makes keyboards? (Although I am working on a design for a keyboard where the keys won't stick. Maybe I'll patent it.)

Cat