Favorite Simpson's lines..

[JazzManJim]

Here's a few my from my .sig file list...

"Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all the fun
of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention. Science has it all!"
-- Principal Seymour Skinner, The Simpsons

"Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good,
and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
-- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
No truth-handler, you! I deride your truth-handling abilities!!"
-- Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons

"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
-- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"I always wondered if there was a God. Now I know. There is, and it's me."
-- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."
-- C Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."
-- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel worse, and making a few bucks while you're at it."
-- Bleedin' Gums Murphy, The Simpsons

Barney Gumble: "Hello, my name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic."
Lisa Simpson: "Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!"
Barney Gumble: "Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?"

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
-- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?"
-- Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
-- Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

 

[Guest]

See my quote.... from last week's episode

 

[BustyTheClown]

You know, I honestly think you could quote pretty much every line from the Simpsons and have it be funny in a given situation... My brother has almost proved that to be true, lol.

 

[Starblayde]

You know, I honestly think you could quote pretty much every line from the Simpsons and have it be funny in a given situation... My brother has almost proved that to be true, lol.

This is true. My favourite quote:

Sideshow Bob: "Attempted Murder! I mean come on, do they give out prizes for attempted chemistry?"

 

[budget-nudist]

The "Who shot Mr. Burns" episode where the two cops are at Burn's bedside when he says Homer's name.

Mr Burns: Hom--Hom--Homer Simpson.

LOU: Bing-o... Our shooter has a name-O.


Or the classic Homer line, which has become my creed:

Homer: Just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

 

[Lost Cause]

"SAVE ME GEEBUS!!"