Favorite Gladiator Lines

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

*goosebumps*

:D
 
To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.
 
I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
 
Spartacus: Blood and Sand

How many men would you kill to see your wife again?

Spartacus: I would kill them all.
 
"Ryan Black has an amazing penis"

Im sure someone in the movie said it :D

probably Gerard Butler---ya know from that time when we were in that place . . . doing that thing. . . . with that guy. . . .:D
 
"Ryan Black has an amazing penis"

Im sure someone in the movie said it :D

probably Gerard Butler---ya know from that time when we were in that place . . . doing that thing. . . . with that guy. . . .:D


Yep they did say that, just after "Go get Machinus Gunnas" quick
 
"Ryan Black has an amazing penis"

Im sure someone in the movie said it :D

probably Gerard Butler---ya know from that time when we were in that place . . . doing that thing. . . . with that guy. . . .:D

probably Gerard Butler---ya know from that time when we were in that place . . . doing that thing. . . . with that guy. . . .:D[/QUOTE]

That was "Tightus Recticus":D
 
you could change its name to Maximus Phallicus

ROTFLMAO I need to include that for my next sig update :D

and it was a movie about a bunch of sweaty mostly naked running around and thrusting spears at each other----how could you miss that the whole movie was symbolically biographical and totally about ME!

Follow the subtext man!!
 
ROTFLMAO I need to include that for my next sig update :D

and it was a movie about a bunch of sweaty mostly naked running around and thrusting spears at each other----how could you miss that the whole movie was symbolically biographical and totally about ME!

Follow the subtext man!!

Does make you wonder how all those centurians could creep up at night with out anyone hearing them break wind:D.....Maximus Phallicus
 
Oh absolutely I heard that one in there for sure.

Ryanus Blackus = Maximus Phallicus..... *HAIL MAXIMUS :rose: :rose: :rose:

see RU the whole movie was filled with subliminal messages pointing towards the admiration of my penis and its epic struggle against the repression of those naughty Romans!
 
Yea I was sure the one guy had severe penis envy there.

yeah!! it was the little guy in the white school girl skirt wasnt it!!! trying to seduce me with such a cliche


It was the portrayal of my 9th grade English class I think
 
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