Favorite George Carlin Quotes

[miles]

Here's my beard
Ain't it weird?
Don't be skeered
It's just a beard

 

[Nora]

my email sig line:

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

 

[Summery]

- The status quo sucks.

 

[hogjack]

Uh

new Nabisco tits, bet ya can't eat just one

 

[Guest]

Rice Krispies

". . . little beige blisters of air, riding proudly on the milk. You know why the ones on the outside dry out the quickest? It's because they're closest to the sun!"

 

[Guest]

I'm Ice-Box Man!

"Anybody want a bowl of fault-ridden, chocolate pudding skin? I'm only going to throw it away . . ."

 

[curious2c]

Why aren't there any really disturbing pop songs, like "Tomorrow I'm Gonna Fuck Your Wife"?


or


Tits always look better in a pink sweater

 

[phrodeau]

Behind every silver lining... there's a dark cloud!

 

[curious2c]

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.