Favorite 'Friends' line

[Gilly Bean]

Ok, I am a "Friends" addict. I watch re-runs, watch new ones, and have a dvd with the best of season 1 on it.

I am starting a new 'movie' type thread. Put out your favorite quotes, from Friends the show. If you know, put who said it, as well.


(Talking about the monkey, Marcel)

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

CHANDLER: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.

 

[lilminx]

Rachel (to Ross): And just so you know, it's not ok, it doesn't happen often, and it IS a big deal!

*Ross leaves and slams door*

Chandler: I KNEW it!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

directer: Name

Joey: Old M'Groin.

 

[Gilly Bean]

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women,
sometimes men love men,
and then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves.
la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

 

[April]

Rachel: We were NOT on a break!!

 

[Mischka]

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women,
sometimes men love men,
and then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves.
la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

I don't remeber that one. funny though

Rose: In highschool Monica was a golie for her soccor team what was her nick name.

Chandler: (serious look on his face) Big Fat goalie

 

[April]

Joey: Yeah, baby.


Joey to Chandler: I'm wearing ALL your clothes!

 

[lilminx]

How YOU doin'?

 

[Ask For More]

I think I remember this correctly...

Joey and Chandler leave their flat to find an old woman sitting outside their door (Ross's mum I think or somebody's mum anyway)
Chandler: Look! It's the grandmother we ordered!


I think I fell off my chair laughing at that one.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Scene: Monica and Jean-Claud Van Damme are walking down the street.]

MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?

VAN DAMME: Sure.

MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.

VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.

MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Monica cooked for a food critic or something...

Phoebe - In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.

Rachael - What?

Phoebe - Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?

Rachael - OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech.

 

[Phoenyx]

Crew watching an old video...

monica comes on real fat and they laugh..
Monica: Stop it you guys...they Camera adds ten pounds
Chandler: So how many Cameras were pointed at you then..

 

[Beebeeblue]

When Phoebe was have the tripletts and her brother ran through screaming: "Chandler's a girl, Chandler's a girl"

Chandler says,"Im having flashbacks from kindergarten."

 

[Mellon Collie]

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

I agree.
Smelly cat, smelly cat; it's not you fault.

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

When they find Chandler's underwear, but Joey is blamed...

Joey - Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.

 

[Mischka]

Phoebe has some of the best lines in general, but her songs are hilarious. Here's another one of my favorites:

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
(pause)
As needed!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

one of the girls: Your smokeing again?

Chandler: You can't tell me what to do, your not my real mom.

 

[Gilly Bean]

That was Rach, btw, Fly.


(Rachel: Chandler! You're smoking? What are you doing?!

Chandler: Hey, shut up!! You're not my real Mom!!)


[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]

Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.

The Housekeeper: More turkey Mr. Chandler? (And he makes eyes at him.)

 

[Gilly Bean]

Rachel: No we weren?t! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and y?know, ended up?kissing for a bit.

Ross: So that?s two of my wives.

 

[GuyJD]

I'm not a "FRIENDS" viewer but I used to watch it once in a while.

My only favorite line is.........."We are sooooooooo gonna party"

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Rachel: No we weren?t! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and y?know, ended up?kissing for a bit.

Ross: So that?s two of my wives.

something wrong with your keyboard? or did you do that on purpose? or am i seeing things.


Ros: IS THIS HOT OR WHAT? (just before 3sum with his wife)

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I know someone already listed it, but........

"How ya doin?" Joey.

 

[SpectreT]

let's see... there's a few I can think of off the top of my head, but I can't always remember whose lines they are.

<off-camera>: Name?
Joey: Holden McGroin.

<?>: Omnipotent, Joey, Om-Nip-O-Tent.
Joey <concerned>: Really? I'm sorry.

<I think this one's Rachel>: Well, let's just say my Curious George doll....isn't Curious anymore.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Another......

Chandler was locked in a bank ATM area when the power goes out...


<Supermodel, I forget her name> Want some gum?

<Chandler> That would be perfection. <To himself> Perfection? what kind of reply is that?