Favored Methods of Accidental Death

[Problem Child]

Here are a few ways that REDWAVE could possibly be accidentally, horribly killed. Vote for your favorite, or add your own suggestions.

Of course if this happened we would all be totally surprised relieved and overjoyed!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

to many choices that are worthy! Can we have an all of the above?

 

[Purple Haze]

What, no death by ooga-booga?

 

[glamorilla]

I voted for

Falls to sleep in dumpster in downtown Vegas and is crushed to death in the back of garbage truck.

Just becouse it sounds most romantic.

 

[Problem Child]

What, no death by ooga-booga?

Is death by ooga-booga horribly painful?

 

[Purple Haze]

Let's just say it involves involuntary anal intrusion.

 

[sunstruck]

Well, I don't want to further any of yayati's causes no matter the happy side effects. And while I like the irony of some of the other options, I think death by ooga booga would somehow involve nightmares from his childhood, and I'm guessing that in order to become the fuckwit that he is, he must have had a bitch of a childhood.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Too bad he is not a cat. Then you could have him killed 9 times.

 

[Problem Child]

Okay, ooga-booga sounds good. No lube though, but I'm assuming that's probably standard procedure anyway.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Let's just say it involves involuntary anal intrusion.

are you implying the Mother Ship is coming back for him ???

 

[tortoise]

Pour salt on him.

 

[April]

This is the best thread I've read here in quite a while. Kudos.

I voted for beaten to death by marketers.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Not voting - not even remotely funny.

 

[Private Vasquez]

are you implying the Mother Ship is coming back for him ???

The Mothership doesn't deal in anal intrusion. The Mothership deals only in the Funk, and that's a good thing.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

The Mothership doesn't deal in anal intrusion. The Mothership deals only in the Funk, and that's a good thing.

not even if they are coming back for the yearly physical?

 

[REDWAVE]

Scum

This thread just illustrates what vile pustulent scum everyone who has posted to it up until now is. But it doesn't really bother me, because I know the more the vermin attack me, the more it means I've been effective in getting the truth out to the people.

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's a whole different kind of ship. That's the Physician Ship, not Mother Ship.

 

[April]

Cool. I get to be vile pustulent scum, just like everybody else!

Redwave, you've not given out the truth, just a lot of annoyance. I think most people just scroll right past your posts.

 

[tortoise]

Pour salt on him.

Ooops, sorry, that's not accidental. My bad.

Okay. He's at a McDonald's, protesting... something or other. Someone spills some salt from one of those little paper packets, then, to stave off bad luck, tosses the remainder over their shoulder, which lands on REDWAVE, causing him to shrivel into a gooey red paste.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Scum

This thread just illustrates what vile pustulent scum everyone who has posted to it up until now is. But it doesn't really bother me, because I know the more the vermin attack me, the more it means I've been effective in getting the truth out to the people.

It's called sick humour.

Which part don't you understand?

No, don't tell me I can guess, you had a sense of humour bypass at birth.

 

[glamorilla]

Oh I'm sorry...I did not realise this thread was directed at someone...I answered it on a "What would you're favorite accidental death be like" basis...

I really don't care about what else is going on but given a choice thats how I'd like to go.

But Haze...you and me should talk someday.

 

[sunstruck]

Ooops, sorry, that's not accidental. My bad.

Okay. He's at a McDonald's, protesting... something or other. Someone spills some salt from one of those little paper packets, then, to stave off bad luck, tosses the remainder over their shoulder, which lands on REDWAVE, causing him to shrivel into a gooey red paste.

Can we find a use for the paste, like mortar for the walls of a homeless shelter? Something to give his life meaning? Or is it like toxic waste, something that needs to be sealed and burried?

 

[Ginny]

PC: Is death by ooga-booga horribly painful?
Haze: Let's just say it involves involuntary anal intrusion.
PC: Okay, ooga-booga sounds good. No lube though, but I'm assuming that's probably standard procedure anyway.

The Ooga-Booga?

http://www.morebuttmachineboys.com/bboys/bmb3/P3096046.jpg

 

[Purple Haze]

Thanks for the visual.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Don't Say Booga!

What, no death by ooga-booga?