Fave Joke

[DanielBoone]

Please share your favorite joke. I am going to work in a blizzard. So come on, make my day.

 

[Matthew Craig]

What do you call a homo on rollerskates? Rollaids.

 

[DanielBoone]

not funny. you're a moron.

 

[Kantarii]

What kind of work are you going to do in a blizzard besides freeze your ass off in the cold?

 

[Ahusband76]

Why did dolf cut the lawn?
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. That's not the question, what's she doing outside?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Please share your favorite joke. I am going to work in a blizzard. So come on, make my day.

DanielBoone

 

[Ahusband76]

What do you call a homo on rollerskates? Rollaids.

Just awesome!

 

[phrodeau]

What did the Scottish lesbian do?

Gaelic.

 

[pointless]

i have a "favorite" joke i like to use in these situations, but it would likely get me banned.

i'm okay with that. it's not funny in any way.

and that's pretty much the whole point.

 

[oggbashan]

How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

Easy. Two in the front and two in the back.

How? Well the new Mini is much larger than the original Mini.

 

[Matthew Craig]

not funny. you're a moron.

Adam is in the garden of eden and God asks him, "How's it going Adam? And where's Eve?" Adam replies "Doing good, oh she's in the ocean washing up." God smacks his forehead and says "Dammit, now all the fish are going to smell funny."

 

[RobDownSouth]

Why are there so many unsolved murders in Alabama?
No dental records and all the DNA matches.

#RollTide

 

[Bigspurt]

So The buxom blond is following the young carry out from the grocery store and the young man asks her,

"maime, which car is yours" to which she snuggles up to him and replies, "I have an itchy pussy".

He responds, "Excuse me, but what did you say"?

She repeats, "I have an itchy pussy", And he says.

"You are going to have to point it out, all of those Japanese cars look alike"