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So, this idea struck me while I was thinking 'I bite my tongue too much.' You know you do it too. You see something or read something and say to yourself 'What the hell were they thinking?!?' And then you bite back a response. Or maybe you don't. :eek:

Or you say something off-colour, but funny, and get raised eyebrows. Or you're too forward in pursuit of a lust-after and get a drink in the face. Get the idea? This thread is a celebration of those thoughts and deeds, and we're here to laugh at them... so no venom, please. No judging, no hateful remarks. Unless you couch them in the form of a Naughty Thought. ;)

So to start...I saw a custom title that said 'Little Red Riding Boobs,' but then saw the Av and thought 'BIG red riding boobs!!!!'

Edit: Right. This thread is post fodder too. I know people go :rolleyes: and 'really?' at many of my posts. So have at it!
 
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KalIsBack said:
So, this idea struck me while I was thinking 'I bite my tongue too much.' You know you do it too. You see something or read something and say to yourself 'What the hell were they thinking?!?' And then you bite back a response. Or maybe you don't. :eek:

Or you say something off-colour, but funny, and get raised eyebrows. Or you're too forward in pursuit of a lust-after and get a drink in the face. Get the idea? This thread is a celebration of those thoughts and deeds, and we're here to laugh at them... so no venom, please. No judging, no hateful remarks. Unless you couch them in the form of a Naughty Thought. ;)

So to start...I saw a custom title that said 'Little Red Riding Boobs,' but then saw the Av and thought 'BIG red riding boobs!!!!'
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And this is inappropriate why? :D
 
*This is a placeholder to remind me to come back to this thread later, gotta go get lunch* :rolleyes::)
 
Astaylith said:
*This is a placeholder to remind me to come back to this thread later, gotta go get lunch* :rolleyes::)
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Because it's on this thread, I have no qualms about yelling STALKER!

She sent me a PM that said she's going to rape me...
 
You mean when I say something and people look at me and all of a sudden I realize that I said what was going through my mind out loud. It seems lately I have been doing that a lot, especially at work.

The phrase 'Oh fuck, you're an ass' keeps going through my head and popping out of my mouth, so much so that my staff at work is charging me a buck for every time I say it, think they have enough now to buy everyone lunch. :eek:
 
lol. Yes, those too. I should come work with you. Hehehe....

'Fucking hell' is my phrase of choice, if I'm rushing around.
 
Someone complained to me a little while ago, telling me they were upset because they weren't first. I soothed their ruffled feathers and told them it was okay, but what I wanted to say was 'Don't worry about it. You're still the first... Just the first loser.'

:rolleyes::D
 
Ummm...you mean to say I shouldn't say all those things out loud? :cool:
 
perkyT said:
Ummm...you mean to say I shouldn't say all those things out loud? :cool:
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I mean, you can... but I guess it's more socially acceptable NOT to remind strangers that the 80's ended for a reason, and that those hairdo's died for a similar reason. :rolleyes:
 
True story.


My first name is, Faux Pas.

Translated to English, it means, Fuck you.
 
Corbal's real name & my avvy...we would have much fun at Jr. league. :cool:
 
KalIsBack said:
That's the point. :D

For example: Although I don't mind you fucking off, just don't fuck off in the kitchen, eh?
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Corbal said:
True story.


My first name is, Faux Pas.

Translated to English, it means, Fuck you.
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Interesting bit of information there.

I can't promise I won't fuck off in the kitchen. I also can't guarantee I won't commit a Faux Pas in the kitchen as well. So it looks like someone is fucked either way.
 
Corbal said:
That's impossible. I'm a frigid bitch.
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And here I was expecting you to tell me something I didn't know. Good thing I keep a blowtorch, eh?

Edensgarden said:
Interesting bit of information there.

I can't promise I won't fuck off in the kitchen. I also can't guarantee I won't commit a Faux Pas in the kitchen as well. So it looks like someone is fucked either way.
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Well, if you're going to fuck off or faux pas in the kitchen, then make it count. ;)
 
KalIsBack said:
And here I was expecting you to tell me something I didn't know. Good thing I keep a blowtorch, eh?
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You know everything. I expected you to tell me to faux pas.

Can't take the blowtorch get out of the kitchen. :cool:
 
Corbal said:
You know everything. I expected you to tell me to faux pas.

Can't take the blowtorch get out of the kitchen. :cool:
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I know everything, yes. Thank you for recognising that. Lucky for you I enjoy your temper tantrums.

That's my advice to you, Ma'am. The door's that way.

Why does this look so similar to our PM's? I wonder... :rolleyes:
 
KalIsBack said:
I know everything, yes. Thank you for recognising that. Lucky for you I enjoy your temper tantrums.

That's my advice to you, Ma'am. The door's that way.

Why does this look so similar to our PM's? I wonder... :rolleyes:
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I don't believe in luck. Or doors. Or PM's.
 
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