Fata is dead.

[Fata Morgana]

Long live Islandwoman!

 

[IndieSnob]

A toast to the sea wench that has just landed upon island!

Arrrrrrrrr!

(It was much funnier in my head than in this post, really!)

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where is my husband?

 

[mark197205]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[islandman]

Where is my husband?

Right here:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[butters]

this is funny. fatafunny.

*sings* islands in the sun....

 

[IndieSnob]

I want to live on a buttered island.

 

[IndieSnob]

Or a chippy island. One with lots of chips. Or maybe crisps.

 

[butters]

I want to live on a buttered island.

Or a chippy island. One with lots of chips. Or maybe crisps.

guess that'd be a chipbutty island . . . quite the mouthful

 

[islandman]

guess that'd be a chipbutty island . . . quite the mouthful

That's quite a mouth.

*swoon*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Right here:

Aaah, just like peas & carrots.

 

[beetlebum]

woo! sexy island parties

 

[Fata Morgana]

this is funny. fatafunny.

*sings* islands in the sun....

Remember her fondly.

This is the new me. As Mrs Man I shall cease with the "c" word and be pleasant to everyone. I don't want him to be ashamed of his new bride.

 

[Adre]

You used to have the best name here.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Trace_Element]

I've seen Islandwoman boobies!!

 

[butters]

That's quite a mouth.

*swoon*

and it's so versatile!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've seen Islandwoman boobies!!

I told you to delete those.

Blabbermouth.

 

[hobbit.]

guess that'd be a chipbutty island . . . quite the mouthful

if it get monotonous it could be chipbored island.

 

[mark197205]

Remember her fondly.

This is the new me. As Mrs Man I shall cease with the "c" word and be pleasant to everyone. I don't want him to be ashamed of his new bride.

What a load of cunting bollocks!

 

[butters]

if it get monotonous it could be chipbored island.

if it grows too stale . . . twicefriedisland


and you can fuck right off, calling me boring

 

[hobbit.]

if it grows too stale . . . twicefriedisland


and you can fuck right off, calling me boring

it could be worse... MDF Ireland

boring? you?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

What a load of cunting bollocks!

Nope.

No more of that from me.