Fat girls to fight leopards

ClaudiusMaximus

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The match of the century, three fat girls versus two sleek natural hunters. In a swimming pool filled with chocolate sauce.

I reckon the leopards would win, they have a knack for tearing through raw flesh with their teeth and claws.
 
ClaudiusMaximus said:
The match of the century, three fat girls versus two sleek natural hunters. In a swimming pool filled with chocolate sauce.

I reckon the leopards would win, they have a knack for tearing through raw flesh with their teeth and claws.


On the other hand leopards hate chocolate sauce.
 
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guilty pleasure said:
On the other hand leopards hate chocolate sauce.

Do you have a link to back that up????
 
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8ball said:
Do you have a link to back that up????

No need. After years of studying leopards I have noticed they have an aversion to all things brown and runny. Try feeding a leopard some gravy and watch it back away.


My money's on the fat girls.
 
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guilty pleasure said:
No need. After years of studying leopards I have noticed they have an aversion to all things brown and runny. Try feeding a leopard some gravy and watch it back away.


My money's on the fat girls.

Well, since you described it like that, I don't blame them.;)
 
guilty pleasure said:
Ah! You're finding your inner leopard, verrrrrry good. :)

Aack! I don't know if I want to have an inner leopard.
 
/small hijack

Maybe i need to get my glasses adjusted, or perhaps i just don't pay close enough attention.. but up until about two seconds ago, i thought 8ball's AV was a freakin' gnome. *chuckles*

i should have stayed in bed today.

/end hijack
 
His_sugar said:
/small hijack

Maybe i need to get my glasses adjusted, or perhaps i just don't pay close enough attention.. but up until about two seconds ago, i thought 8ball's AV was a freakin' gnome. *chuckles*

i should have stayed in bed today.

/end hijack

*chuckle* A gnome? Not sure how you see it, unless you thought her legs were a pointy hat. Hmm...now I'm paranoid, thanks!;)
 
lol! yes, that is exactly what i thought.. but now that i have 'seen the way' i feel very blind for missing it.

Excellent technique!

sorry!
 
His_sugar said:
lol! yes, that is exactly what i thought.. but now that i have 'seen the way' i feel very blind for missing it.

Excellent technique!

sorry!

No apologies needed. It can be a fun technique. :p

That picture was taken while I was explaining to her how to do it. She had never heard of it being done and didn't think it could be done. Too bad she wouldn't let me post the picture after I showed her.
 
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