Fascinating Sex Facts

[Tryharder62]

Fascinating Fact: Sperm is good for the skin

The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Had an ex argue that if she swallowed it was the caloric equivalent of a small pizza, but if she jacked me off on her face it was good for the skin. So you are telling me she was at least half right?

 

[Tryharder62]

Fascinating Fact: Sexual acts lead to weight loss

The average human loses 26 calories when kissing for a minute. Furthermore, vigorous sex for half an hour burns 150 calories (you can lose three pounds in a year – if you have sex 7 to 8 times a month). Kissing is also very good for your teeth: the extra saliva released during the act helps to keep the mouth clean – reducing the risk of decay.

 

[Tryharder62]

Fascinating Fact: Men looking at male porn produce more sperm

Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities

 

[Tryharder62]

Can you tell I'm bored?

Fascinating Fact: In Victorian times, whores wore pubic wigs

The pubic wig (merkin) has been around since the 1400s when it was originally worn by women who had shaved their pubic hair off to prevent lice. In the Victorian times it was frequently worn by prostitutes who wanted to conceal the fact that they had diseases like syphilis (Honest – we aren’t merkin’ this up). They are also used in the film industry to conceal actors genitals in nude scenes.

 

[neci]

locks of love called me today. i told them i'm not ready.

 

[Tryharder62]

Is your hair not long enough or are you not ready to have it cut?

 

[neci]

the pubes are getting wild. i could easily make my own merkin, maybe two. i just don't feel like messing with them.

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh, neci that cracks me up.

 

[RoryN]

This thread would be better if there wasn't a second "f" in the title.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Fascinating Fact: Sperm is good for the skin

The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.

I bring a small empty jar with me on dates generated by internet matching algorithms. I tell the man this fact, and ask him to take the jar home with him to provide lotion samples for me to bring on date #2.

Then I wait to see if he will call me again.

 

[neci]

I bring a small empty jar with me on dates generated by internet matching algorithms. I tell the man this fact, and ask him to take the jar home with him to provide lotion samples for me to bring on date #2.

Then I wait to see if he will call me again.

you should tell them it's for your face. they probably think you want to artificially inseminate yourself and sue them for child support.

 

[Killswitch]

you should tell them it's for your face. they probably think you want to artificially inseminate yourself and sue them for child support.

she feeds it to the next date, and if he calls, he would be the next date.....or the "next" date...

The possibilities are endless.

you guys are hot.

 

[sweepthefloor]

you should tell them it's for your face. they probably think you want to artificially inseminate yourself and sue them for child support.

Yes, my intentions should be clear, for clear skin.

 

[sweepthefloor]

she feeds it to the next date, and if he calls, he would be the next date.....or the "next" date...

The possibilities are endless.

you guys are hot.

If I feed it to the next date and that leads to the next date-- I will give him the donors number so they can hook up.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

the pubes are getting wild. i could easily make my own merkin, maybe two. i just don't feel like messing with them.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pubes. (Look closely.)

 

[neci]

Yes, my intentions should be clear, for clear skin.

you wouldn't want to be mistaken for one of the crazies.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pubes. (Look closely.)

i should get some mustache wax.
the picture made me laugh. i did not like that disney prince.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I admit, I had to study that for awhile to get the joke that some animator pulled on us. I wonder what Walt would say if he saw that.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Fascinating (a word that derives from the Latin word for "erect penis," BTW) fact: Sex is fun.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I admit, I had to study that for awhile to get the joke that some animator pulled on us. I wonder what Walt would say if he saw that.

Ol' Walt wouldn't say anything about it, he'd just sit there stunned like a cow knocked with a sledgehammer.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Fascinating (a word that derives from the Latin word for "erect penis," BTW) fact: Sex is fun.

Mr. Spock must have phallic phascination.