Farting in bed: disgusting or comfort level?

[Ms_Lilith]

So honey and I were talking about awkward moments and embarrassing moments that we've had with our past SO's recently. One of mine was that my ex fiance used to break wind in bed. Drove me bonkers, I HATED it! So. Farting in bed... is it disgusting, or is it something natural that starts to happen when people get comfortable with each other? Is it a sign that you're fine with who you are, and that you know the other person loves the real you?

What's up with that?

And do you or your SO do it?

 

[uncledenny]

FIRST POST

 

[koalabear]

So honey and I were talking about awkward moments and embarrassing moments that we've had with our past SO's recently. One of mine was that my ex fiance used to break wind in bed. Drove me bonkers, I HATED it! So. Farting in bed... is it disgusting, or is it something natural that starts to happen when people get comfortable with each other? Is it a sign that you're fine with who you are, and that you know the other person loves the real you?

Till he pulls the covers over your head!

 

[foxxxyred]

Ewww!!
Don't fart in my bed please-no matter who you are!
Ok accidents happen, but intentionally letting one go? No thanks mate!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

lol.. you and I feel the same way, foxxxy

 

[superlittlegirl]

I personally love to fart in bed, but I also sleep alone. I won't do it if I'm in bed with someone. That's a little too personal for me.

 

[WhiteRose]

This isn't something I'm comfortable with, and if he pulled the covers over my head after a bout of flatulence, he'd find himself booted out of bed rather quickly.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

comfort level for sure

Nothing like a battle of the tents in bed at night, lol

 

[Firesprite]

I find it rather hard to hold in a fart if I'm asleep...

Personally, I don't care either way, so long as its not a deliberate or forced fart and its not turned into a dutch oven.

 

[Wiggles]

No big deal anymore. We've both come to accept that we're not the complete sex objects we once thought of each other as. We're real people, real bodies, real farting.

True love! *swoon*

 

[Firesprite]

*swoon*

ohh honey.. you've been getting too close if its making you swoon!

 

[Wiggles]

ohh honey.. you've been getting too close if its making you swoon!

It's that damn Taco Bell! They put something toxic in there, I know it!

 

[redrider4u]

farts in bed

Much depends on whether you are the farter or the fartee. But, I'll tell ya this....when the dawg runs outta the room, it's damn baaaaaaaad.

ps..watch out for the sbds......"silent but deadly's"

 

[Zamdrist]

I personally love to fart in bed, but I also sleep alone.

That right there is an absolute crying shame!

My last SO encouraged it actually. But then, she told me my shit don't stink. LOL...

 

[teddybear4play]

I try not to, but when I'm asleep, I really can't control it. Just make sure I'm on the outside in the spooning position.

Maybe if I snore loud enough, it won't be heard.

TB4p

 

[nasty1]

Well, my current "boyfriend" breaks wind around me ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! I tell him that it stinks,(and, truth of the matter iis, IT DOES!) REALLY, it's SO BAD, it's even offenes ME!

 

[marksgirl]

ROTFLMAO! After 16 years of marriage I will have to admit to a little farting in bed...oooppps! But I tell ya what when you are dead asleep and they rip one off that wakes the dead......run! At first I tought it was a skunk till he riped another that sent me packing to the couch!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

LMFAO @ Marksgirl

Your post just cracked me up! Thanks!

 

[marksgirl]

This whole thread cracked me up Vix, thank you, I need a good laugh today!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

And do you or your SO do it?

Of course every one passes gas ... or farts.

But , personally I have never done that in front of my SO or in bed ! Like someone said that is just a little to personal.

SO has yet to do such a thing in bed.


And , no I don't want no one farting in my bed ... for God's sake I have goose down every thing on that bed !


My goose down comforter was not meant for that sort of thing !!!

 

[Garland]

DISGUSTING

 

[#1tankcomander]

Oh come on ladies, you fart, it stinks! And send you packin to the couch???? Come on you added a little to it, come on admit it! Or was Hubby eating Taco Bell???

 

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[#1tankcomander]

I'm ROTFLMFAO with Marksgirl! That is funny.

Pay per view movie.........$25

Popcorn...........................$ 2.00

A fart to remember.............PRICELESS!

Even Mastercard can't top that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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