fart machines rock

unclej

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ok, i know that at my age a fart machine shouldn't be funny. but it is. i bought one to give to my partner at the music store for christmas. of course, you can't give something like that without testing it first. so last night i get my nephew's attention and get him to come to the kitchen. i give him the noise making part of it and keep the remote control and he sits on the couch between his mother and his fiance who's still not totally at home with us yet. he puts it right between them kinda behind a little pillow and gets back up. thirty seconds later and i hit the remote. at first my sister and the other gal just kinda ignore it so i hit it again. now they're looking at each other kinda embarrased and i hit it again and they both say at the same time, "it wasn't me" and we're crackin' up. the more i hit the remote the more they both denied it and the more the whole household was laughing.

as more people arrived we got each of them. i've already gotten my twelve bucks worth out of it and i'm thinking of keeping it.

why is fart humor so funny? and don't tell me it's a guy thing. my 21 year old neice was having more fun with it last night than i was.
 
hey, hey...get that mind back up where it belongs. i was at my sister's house and she really was my neice...really.
 
i just misspelled niece twice. thanks for not correcting me and you're welcome any time.
 
I have a weird sense of humor so that sort of stuff cracks me up too :D
 
Starblayde said:
Cool. Thanks.

Is she single? :D hot? ;)

Aha!!

I was right thinking that is what you meant when you said "21 year old niece, eh?"

I'm just so good :D
 
Slapstick humor always gets a giggle, and if everyone plays the laugh just keeps going. It sounds like it was a fun time...

I don't have to have a fart machine. I live with two boys.

"Wow, did you smell that one!?"
 
rose, not only do they exist but if you enter fart machine into google or dogpile you will find 30 webb sites that sell them. when you get serious pm me and i'll send info on where i got mine. i swear i got it three days after i ordered it.

ok guys, gotta lock up the store and go home and starblayde, she's pretty hot, real single but dating this big ole redneck bubba that's a little on the possesive side. might want to pass on this one.:D
 
Hey unclej, my dad has this baseball hat that has a big stuffed dolls backside hanging from the back of it.. plumbers crack and all. He bought a remote control fart machine and put in the dolls back pocket.. so everytime he walks around somewhere wearing the hat, he makes the doll fart.

He also put the fart machine in my nieces' (2 year old) diaper and she walks around 'farting' everywhere. :D

FUNNY stuff :D
 
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UncleJ, you just gave Bluesy a few too many ideas....... Oh, I can hardly wait......*rolls eyes*

We enjoyed your story. What I want to know is: How do you think your partner is going to use this "gift" and is it going to be incorporated into your act?????

See you soon, I hear. :kiss:
 
Funny! My stepbrother came over to my mothers house with one of those things, we all went out to eat a little local dinner where everyone knows everyone....anyway....we placed it where everytime the little waitress would pass by we set it off. The first time the look on her face was pure horror, the second pure suprise, we kept it up until she stoped turned around and shouted out to the whole dinner "Who the hell is doing all this damn farting?" Well the whole dinner was in on it and we all hit the deck in fits of laughter! Needless to say she was tee totally embarrassed!!!
 
Just think we have evolved from the Whoopie Coushin to a remote farting machine!

Does Spencer Gifts sell it?
 
ROFL!

Someone at work brought one of those in last week! It was hilarious... the whole office was in stitches for the better part of the afternoon.

:D
 
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