Fart fetish

[patientlee]

Here you go, lee! "Cuppa cheese!" Omg, it gets me every time. And I don't even really like fart jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI

Neither do I. I laughed harder than I have laughed in years over this thread and this video though. I have two little boys (and a ten year old daughter who is not immune to the funniness of farts). My whole life is a fart joke.

On a slightly related note, we were at Bob Evans for breakfast this morning, and the boys were making shapes out of their bendy straws. I wasn't really paying attention, but I heard the five year old saying, "That looks like pee." I immediately started yelling at them for potty talk in a restaurant. 5 y/o looked at me like I was retarded and said, "Mom, the letter P."

I need to pay attention.

 

[lovecraft68]

Okay, I'll really sink low and tell a classic fart story.

This had to be about fifteen years ago because it was before I met my second wife.

I'd met this woman at a bar and we started playing pool and drinking pretty heavily. Well while we're drinking we were hungry and had some chilli at the bar then went back to boozing and pool.

We end up going back to her place and going at it like animals. Well she had a room mate so when we were done and she had to go to the bathroom she tossed on her panties and a little robe, when she comes back she ditches the robe, but leaves the panties on and pretty much passes out.

I wake up a few hours later and I'm looking at her and she looks amazing. She's sprawled out on her stomach, legs open in just those little black panties. I'm hung over, but not that bad off and keep staring and I'm getting excited so I start playing with her ass a little bit.

She's out cold and I gave her ass a squeeze

and she rips one that was not only loud as hell, but her panties fluttered and I felt the wind on my hand through them. So I pull back and after being appalled for a couple of seconds I start laughing and I'm trying to hold it in. But the beds shaking so she wakes up, sits up and starts to ask me what's funny and she lets loose with another one even louder.

She's totally embarrassed and she's beet red and saying she's sorry but all I can do is sit and laugh.

We then hear her room mate come out fo the room next to us and she must have heard me laughing and she calls through the door,

"hey, I think someone's knocking on the door"

Without missing a beat the girl I'm with yells back, "Trust me, you don't want to answer that!"

 

[patientlee]

My little brother played the tuba in high school. Our rooms were upstairs in a Cape Cod, with a landing between them. I was home on break one night, and I wasn't quite asleep yet. I heard this loud, low, long tone, and yelled through the closed doors, "What the hell are you doing playing the tuba at this hour?"

Then I remembered that he kept the tuba at school.

Trust me, I didn't go in to check.

 

[Handley_Page]

Take a listen to this: LINKY

 

[patientlee]

OMG. The 8 y/o just announced, "It's Fartamania out here!" I'm surrounded by gasholes.

 

[lovecraft68]

The look on the face of the guy in the back seat kills me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY