Farmers Only .com

[FGB]

Why does the phrase "Sheep Shank Reduction" keep popping into my head?

Sounds like some kind of soup or gravy...

 

[FGB]

Be perfect with some cheap ass redneck spices.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Why does the phrase "Sheep Shank Reduction" keep popping into my head?

Sounds like some kind of soup or gravy...

You're thinking of Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Boxlicker101]

It is heresy to do work on the Sabbath.

Not for everybody.

 

[Oblimo]

How can you raise something to the ground? Unless it's underground to start.

AmishPope raises Sodom and razes barns.

He’s a bit of a lost soul.

 

[Not Normal]

How in the bloody hell are there not 1 million parodies of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQea8Of8BuY

We usually sing "Its OK to be homely at Farmers Only dot com"

 

[IG_88]

I joined there to check it out once a while back. Mostly bullshit and scams. Like the Our Time one, sounds like a nice niche site but really not. Sadly Match and eHarmony are the only good serious ones and POF and Tindr the only good hook up ones.
Farmers Only has the best commercials by far tho.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

They ought to do an ad where the members go, "We are far-mers! Dum da da dum dum dum, dum dum!"

The publicity would be well worth the cease and desist letter.

Preceded by a video clip where the guys are shown walking out of a strip club with the voice over: "We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two..."

 

[Dream59]

Amish people don't use computers.

Thou shalt not bear false witness....

Is it ok to bare a false witness? It might be fun.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Is it ok to bare a false witness? It might be fun.

That would depend on how hot she was. Likewise bearing a false witness, if she was naked and sexy.

 

[God_Above]

Sodom & Gomorrah were raised to the ground because sinners incurred His wrath for these atrocities.

That's a load of Goat crap and you know it O'he who needs a shave. They were razed and reborn as two of the great cities, Paris and Miami.

 

[God_Above]

Is it ok to bare a false witness? It might be fun.

That would depend on how hot she was. Likewise bearing a false witness, if she was naked and sexy.

One of my better efforts:




http://i1.wp.com/your-daily-girl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Jessica-Hahn-6.jpg

 

[God_Above]

It is heresy to do work on the Sabbath.

That's all hearsay by the way. Work, work, work, even if your work is fucking for money.