Farmers Only .com

[HAL_9000]

How in the bloody hell are there not 1 million parodies of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQea8Of8BuY

 

[Saint_Ann]

Girl I use to go drinking with married a pig farmer who was also an Apostolic Christian. Once they joined the church, she had to quit drinking, had 8 kids and now weighs 300 pounds. Must be all that bacon, but that was before the internet. In fact, I'm not sure they are allowed to use the internet...

 

[FGB]

WOW.

That first video was kind of creepy in an animalistic kind of way!

 

[FGB]

OMG!

I am a member of this site...

https://www.farmersdatingsite.com

or was a couple of years ago.

 

[FGB]

You picked up on that incredibly subtle vibe, eh?

Good for you - yay! Progess.

Ha!

I was raised near and partied with a bunch of heathens that you wouldn't dare let near that bunch of sheep or any other kind of animals either!

 

[AmishPope]

How in the bloody hell are there not 1 million parodies of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQea8Of8BuY

There is nothing wrong with those who do God's glory by working with his land. The only sin here is that they go online to try to fornicate for pleasure out of wedlock.

 

[Saint_Ann]

There is nothing wrong with those who do God's glory by working with his land. The only sin here is that they go online to try to fornicate for pleasure out of wedlock.

Is it ok to fornicate in wedlock padre?

 

[AmishPope]

Is it ok to fornicate in wedlock padre?

I am neither a man of the cloth or a Spanish man, blasphemer.

 

[Rotadom]

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#SheepAreNotSexToys

 

[HAL_9000]

How dare you accuse farmers of fornication???

This isn't match.com...

 

[AmishPope]

How dare you accuse farmers of fornication???

This isn't match.com...

Tis no secret what sins you English commit in barns.

 

[HAL_9000]

Tis no secret what sins you English commit in barns.

It's worse than you think. I'm Scandinavian.

 

[AmishPope]

It's worse than you think. I'm Scandinavian.

Unless you fear The Lord's might you're a sinner all the same.

 

[Boxlicker101]

There is nothing wrong with those who do God's glory by working with his land. The only sin here is that they go online to try to fornicate for pleasure out of wedlock.

That's just not right. They should be able to join the sheep in holy wedlock.

 

[AmishPope]

That's just not right. They should be able to join the sheep in holy wedlock.

Sodom & Gomorrah were raised to the ground because sinners incurred His wrath for these atrocities.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Sodom & Gomorrah were raised to the ground because sinners incurred His wrath for these atrocities.

How can you raise something to the ground? Unless it's underground to start.

 

[HAL_9000]

Amish people don't use computers.

Thou shalt not bear false witness....

 

[AmishPope]

Amish people don't use computers.

Thou shalt not bear false witness....

I use a computer through God's grace to tell sinners of the burning afterlife that awaits them.

 

[HAL_9000]

I use a computer through God's grace to tell sinners of the burning afterlife that awaits them.

NICE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53MuI1VUdwc

 

[AmishPope]

NICE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53MuI1VUdwc

Blasphemy! The only modern music worth listening to is Stryper (acoustic version only).

 

[HAL_9000]

Blasphemy! The only modern music worth listening to is Stryper (acoustic version only).

Well, I can't disagree with that.

Wait, I thought you said Black Sabbath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KnyL4IFcwo

 

[AmishPope]

Well, I can't disagree with that.

Wait, I thought you said Black Sabbath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KnyL4IFcwo

It is heresy to do work on the Sabbath.