Farmer's daughter

[HornyHenry]

You know the old joke:
Guy has his car break down on a lonely country road, walks to the nearby farmhouse, finds that nothing can be done until morning, asks to spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
But he says, "But you'll have to sleep with my daughter..."
And there are many variations after that.
I actually have a couple of thoughts for a good story like that.

But what I've really been thinking about for a couple of years is the opposite:
The farmer's SON. It could be a female or male farmer with a son. Person in the car is a sales woman.

Son could be about 6'2", 220 lbs with a 10" cock. People call him Big Bob, but his dad calls him his "Little boy", so she's accepting when he tells he that she'll have to sleep with his "Little Boy"! He comes in later and she gets the shock of her life. He could be a virgin too, since all the girls flee at the sight or the rumors of his size.

And the saleswoman has to he hot, of course. And maybe she's selling "Party Favors", like the old Tupperware parties, only she sells and demonstrates women's sexual pleasure object, like dildoes, vibrators, cock rings, edible panties, flavored lubricants and condoms, etc. And she has found an innocent and willing subject to try them on?

Any thoughts?
If you saw something like this in the New Stories, would you click on it and read it?
Any ideas how to make it work out?
Thanks,
HH

 

[emap]

If you did it probably not.

In all seriousness, what little I have on me at the moment, I think that is a great idea. I mean why not just turn that whole darn farmers daughter crap on it's ear.

Hmmm, you know thinking about it, why not have it a poor farmers house, more of a shack really, or he just moved in and only has one room serviceable to sleep in so she has to sleep with him and his little boy. He only looks to be 30 so she assumes little boy is just that, but turtns out to be your little boy and they are both horny. She is to of course after seeing little boy pantsless.

 

[subwannabe]

Interesting idea.

 

[HornyHenry]

I'm hurt

If you did it probably not.

That's not nice. What did I ever do to you, babe?

In all seriousness, what little I have on me at the moment, I think that is a great idea. I mean why not just turn that whole darn farmers daughter crap on it's ear.

Yeah! Thanks. And just what little DO you have on at the moment?

Hmmm, you know thinking about it, why not have it a poor farmers house, more of a shack really, or he just moved in and only has one room serviceable to sleep in so she has to sleep with him and his little boy. He only looks to be 30 so she assumes little boy is just that, but turtns out to be your little boy and they are both horny. She is too of course after seeing little boy pantsless.

Hmm, sounds good. I was thinking of a shall house, of course, only 2 bedrooms. When the father says, "You'll have to sleep with my little boy.", she accepts that she'll have to sleep with a little kid. He starts making dinner, and the "kid" comes in later from his chores, she accidently sees him peeing or something, since they don't close the bathroom door, or don't have one, and can't get the sight out of her mind, and realizes that hig hunk is going to share his little bed with her... Pantsless - I like that word.

Yes, I thought of the dad being horny too. (I like horny things )
Making him 30-something would work since he had the kid when he was a teen. Have to keep the son 18, you know.
Should the son be a virgin? Does the father take her later, after she deflowers him, or together WITH him? I figured he was a virgin because all the girls he got close to , once they saw his equipment, all said, "You're not touching me with THAT thing," or something similar.

What about the "Toys" in her demo case? Son could fetch her bags from her car and the case pops open for the astonished males to say, "What the hell's that?" then she could tell them and demonstrate them all for a 3-some romp?
One big room would work fine for this.

 

[Laila_Aurora]

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[HornyHenry]

No incest

I am looking forward to reading this story, but I (personally) would be turned off by the whole father-son thing.
maybe if they shagged in different scenes.... maybe the father fucks her first, and then tells her to go sleep in the other room with his "little boy". She goes over there but is surprised fucked (or whatever) over and over again?

I dont' know. I just can't take the idea of incest. However, I do understand that others don't have that issue and that's fine.

Either way, g'luck!

I didn't even think of incest. I don't think it would be if two men are fucking someone else, and NOT each other!!!
I first thought of her getting into bed with him and them spooning since the bed was small. Then nature takes over, she lifts a leg, and it's off to the races from there. Then mabee the dad gets it later?

 

[emap]

Yeah wouldn't be incest since they both do her and not each other. Though if your wanting to avoid even the hint of it perhaps it's late and she hasn't seen the little boy yet so goes to bed then wakes up to him pressed in with her and feels his little boy pressed up to her gets horny and repositions to give him free access, the next morning he gets up before she does and thinking dad is away working to doesn't get dressed and runs into dad who is sitting on the sofa playing.

Personally I like the first idea of them both doing her, like son is doing her doggy style and dad gets in front of her and they trade spots, say after the son shoots so she can clean him off while dad finishes.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

A different twist?

At the farm there is only a disagreeable and ugly old peasant woman and her daughter who is 18 and a dream. The old lady explains that since her husband has died (a cow kicked him in the head) it will be difficult for them to do all the work, so the virgin daughter will sleep with him and she wants to get pregnant with a son to help them on the farm. She feeds him exceptionally well, with rich food. He doesn't understand why the mother is so complaisant, or why a beautiful virgin should be willing sleep with a passer-by, but shrugs and goes to bed with the daughter.

<Most of the Lit story here>

In the morning when he comes downstairs he goes into the wrong room and there is the corpse laid out in a coffin. The old lady says, "It was the day before yesterday my husband was killed. That is how I knew that you were sent to help us."

 

[BedtimeStories77]

So, the farmer's son should be a virginal (legal) boy, and that's why the farmer has the "stipulation" before agreeing to let the saleswoman stay the night.

 

[wehstar]

or perhaps the old hag has an offer - you can have my daughter - but you have to take me first.

I don't think we get farmers daughters jokes in England. I feel left out.

 

[HornyHenry]

What?

So, the farmer's son should be a virginal (legal) boy, and that's why the farmer has the "stipulation" before agreeing to let the saleswoman stay the night.

Of course, I said he was 18. What "stipulation" would the father make before she spends the night?
In the old jokes, the father says something like, "You'll have to sleep with my daughter and she's a virgin. So don't you dare do anything with her, etc." Often, it's the girl who "attacks" the guy, since guy's will is weak (lol), and he has to deal with the dad the next day.

I'll see if I can find a joke for the lady from over the pond.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Well, i dunno. However someone chooses to perv the tale. Maybe the farmer says the woman HAS TO sleep with the son to be able to stay there?

 

[HornyHenry]

Here's one for you

or perhaps the old hag has an offer - you can have my daughter - but you have to take me first.

I don't think we get farmers daughters jokes in England. I feel left out.

So you can see what they are like:
A salesman is driving down a country road one day when his car broke down.
There was a farm near by, so he went up to ask for some help. The farmer
suggested that his daughter, Nelly, could give him a ride into town to get
the necessary parts for his car. Nelly was an innocent girl, the epitome of
virginal beauty.

Nelly and the salesman were on their way into town when he convinced her to
pull over to the side of the road to enlighten her about the facts of life.
They had some down and dirty sex all over the car, and then went into town
to get the car parts. By the time they got into town, the auto store was
closed, so they had to return to the farm. The farmer allowed the salesman to
spend the night in the barn and get his car fixed in the morning.

The next morning the salesman went up to the farmhouse to get Nelly so she
could give him a ride into town. Nelly was gone, however, and her sister
Venus opened the door. Venus was very unlike Nelly. She was sexy, voluptuous,
and really even a bit sleazy. Venus volunteered to give the salesman a ride
into town, and off they went. Venus did the convincing this time, and the
salesman had the "ride" of his life. They eventually made it back to the farm
with the parts, and the salesman fixed his car. He thanked the farmer, left
his address to they could keep in touch in the future, and went on his merry
way.

A few months later the salesman received a later from the farmer which
contained only a poem:

Were you the one who did the pushin'
Left the bloodstains on the cushion
And the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
'Cause since you met my daughter Nelly,
There's a swelling in her belly,
And you'd better get your ass back into town.

The salesman thought for a minute, and wrote the following response:

Yes, I was the one who did the pushin'
Left the bloodstains on the cushion
And the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I met your daughter Venus,
I've had some problems with my penis,
So I guess we're pretty even all around.

 

[HornyHenry]

And this is an old classis

One day three salesmen went to a farmer. They asked him if he wanted to buy some of their products. He said, "All right. Wait here until I come back with the money...-but don't touch my daughter while I'm gone!"

When he came back, he found them all on top of his daughter. He pointed his shotgun at them and said ,"Go out to my garden, pick 10 things, and come back in here."

The first salesman came in there with 10 cherries. The farmer goes, "Ok, shove them up your butt and you can go." So, not wanting to be shot, the salesman shoved the cherries up his butt and he was free to go

The second salesman came in with 10 oranges. Again, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt. After he had done that, the salesman started laughing. The farmer asked, "what's so funny?"

The salesman replies, "The other guy's out there picking watermelons."

And more, "The Farmer's Trap"
There where three men driving down a road, all of them were tired and each of their destinations were still miles away. So all of them stop at a farmer's house and ask if they could spend the night. The farmer had a very beautfiul daughter who was still a virgin, and the farmer wanted to keep it that way. Because he was afraid that the three men would pop his daughter, he stuck razor blades up her ...

So the next morning , he would find out who tried to screw his virgin daughter. So at breakfast the next morning, he asked all the guys to drop their pants. The first man drops his pants and his penis falls off. The second man does the same and his penis falls off.

The third man drops his pants and his penis doesn't fall off. The farmer asks why? He replies " eye hun how"...

 

[wehstar]

I don't get "eye hun how", though I thought the joke was something to do with anal.

I can't believe I get called a woman. I aint never even worn a dress not once!

 

[HornyHenry]

Imagine

I don't get "eye hun how", though I thought the joke was something to do with anal.

I can't believe I get called a woman. I aint never even worn a dress not once!

that his tongue has fallen off. not anal

 

[HornyHenry]

I didn't even think of incest. I don't think it would be if two men are fucking someone else, and NOT each other!!!
I first thought of her getting into bed with him and them spooning since the bed was small. Then nature takes over, she lifts a leg, and it's off to the races from there. Then mabee the dad gets it later?

OK, I wrote this story, somithing similar to the last part above. Guy has a dream and she accepts him inside her. But he is pressing on her "G" spot and doesn't wake up! She has many orgasms .

The twist was that the farmer was his MOM, and I kept this secret until the end, when she came in and gave him deep throat to calm his erection. I thought the twist would be a cool idea. But I asked them not to put it in "Incest" and it was rejected for that reason.

Should I rewrite the ending to make it non-incest, or rewrite it to make it full-on incest. I didn't really want to do that. Maybe just leave the parent out of it?

Please, I appreciate your input on how I should fix this.