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I'm a little surprised that someone in the United States didn't think of something this shallow first.

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China's 'artificial beauty' show

A novel beauty pageant exclusively for women who have had plastic surgery on their face or body has begun in China.
Nineteen contestants aged 17 to 62 paraded on stage in Beijing on Sunday as finalists in the week-long Miss Artificial Beauty contest.

China's fast-growing cosmetic surgery is now worth $2.4bn a year.

To prevent cheating, all contestants - who include one transsexual - have to provide a doctor's certificate to prove that they have indeed had surgery.


But last-minute nips and tucks are not allowed - all surgery must have been completed no later than 29 May.

Contests will compete for a series of awards, including the biggest change, the best body and the best personality.

Other prizes will be given for best figure and best stage demeanour.

Fixation

The competition is another sign of China's increasing fixation with beauty as the country grows more prosperous.


In big cities, cosmetic surgery has become a trend as women and some men go under the knife to improve their looks, emerging as "renzao meinu" man-made beauties.
"Before, I couldn't imagine that it was possible to have places where the old could become young and the ugly could become beautiful," said Liu Yulan, who at 62 is the oldest contestant.

She has had a facelift and surgery on her eyelids.

"I'm not here for a prize," said Ms Liu, who was wearing a formfitting carmine Mandarin-collar dress with silver beading.

"I wanted to convey a message to society - that the pursuit of beauty is ageless," she added.

Sex change challenge

The idea for the contest took shape after a contestant was disqualified from a Chinese beauty pageant earlier this year because she had had plastic surgery.

"This contest shows women's strong pursuit of beauty," said organiser Han Wei.


"We would like to use it to unveil the mystery of manmade beauty and let society have a complete understanding of every aspect."
Liu Xiaojing, a 21-year-old finalist from the north-eastern city of Harbin, was a man until three years ago.

"Becoming beautiful is the wish of everyone," said Ms Liu, who was wearing a strapless turquoise dress.

"I am now legally a woman and this contest is my first formal step toward womanhood," she said.

Her eligibility was being reviewed by organisers who only learnt of her previous identity on the opening day.

Ms Liu remained determined, however.

"If they disqualify me, I will use legal means to seek fairness," she said.
 
Deev, this is right out of nowhere.

Delightful. I could not have imagined it under Mao or Deng or even Zhou.

cantdog
 
cantdog said:
Deev, this is right out of nowhere.

Delightful. I could not have imagined it under Mao or Deng or even Zhou.

cantdog

The world just gets more bizarre every day.

P.S. Love that AV, very cool. :cool:
 
When I started reading, I swear I thought I was going to find a byline from the Onion at the end of that article.

carsonshepherd said:
Um, don't we have that show The Swan? (never watched it, only heard about it.)

Eek - saw one episode, scared the hell out of me, never again. They really fuck with people on that show, and not in a good way.
 
Want shallow?

We have a beery tradition in my circle.

Now bear with me a second; as always, I have a little context first. One of our resident spirits noticed that when anyone ever let pass his lips, or, you know, her lips, the words, "Y'know? It's like anything!" then that person was indubitably drunk.

So the game is, "Life... is like a ____:"

Examples: [drunk_voice] Life... is like a beer! You rise to the top an' they blow you away! [/drunk_voice]

[drunk_voice] Life... is like a school fulla kids! You think it's progressing, bacause it'sh always moving![/drunk_voice]

This can get as bad as competitive puns if you get into it.
 
cantdog said:
Want shallow?

We have a beery tradition in my circle.

Now bear with me a second; as always, I have a little context first. One of our resident spirits noticed that when anyone ever let pass his lips, or, you know, her lips, the words, "Y'know? It's like anything!" then that person was indubitably drunk.

So the game is, "Life... is like a ____:"

Examples: [drunk_voice] Life... is like a beer! You rise to the top an' they blow you away! [/drunk_voice]

[drunk_voice] Life... is like a school fulla kids! You think it's progressing, bacause it'sh always moving![/drunk_voice]

This can get as bad as competitive puns if you get into it.

That's funny. I remember one time at a party telling an ex-lover I was "a beer away from insanity." I was so drunk I thought it was incredibly deep and insisted someone should write it down immediately.
 
You beat me to it Ms. P. I was gonna post an update when I found a photo of her.

Is it just me, or is she not really all that attractive for all that plastic? And what's with the ultra high cheeks? Am I the only one who doesn't find that very attractive?
 
Wide eyes and wide pupils are direct signs that whoever-it-is is paying attention, enthralled. If someone is paying attention that strongly to you, it is sexy every time. Ladies used belladonna to widen pupils. It "looks good" for that reason.
 
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