Fantasies

tripod said:
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Why ty silky........I wouldnt mind a peek at your snap and gyro. I'll bring the battries. Will durcells do.....????:D :D :D :D :D :D

Your welcome...hmmmm a virgin..not sure you can peek yet, may have to wait until your experienced. And I surely don't need duracells...i keep going and going and going.....:kiss:
 
Well...now
You keeping going and going and going. Hey while your out. Mind picking me up a 6 pack and a pack of smokes.:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
tripod said:
Well...now
You keeping going and going and going. Hey while your out. Mind picking me up a 6 pack and a pack of smokes.:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Did I say I was going out...i"ll give ya a six-pack alright...but first how you paying me darlin? :devil:
 
Wowsers.....

Nice pair of dasiy dukes. Dayummmmmmmmmmm that dental floss your wearing, could blind a china man. :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
tripod said:
Wowsers.....

Nice pair of dasiy dukes. Dayummmmmmmmmmm that dental floss your wearing, could blind a china man. :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

Thank god your not a china man!!! Imagine one tiny flick of the finger and goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

Looks finger licking good too !!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhh and about your payment. I was gonna pay by the inch. But I dont think 3 dollars would get me a 6 pack<he he>:D :D :D :D :D
 
tripod said:
MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

Looks finger licking good too !!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhh and about your payment. I was gonna pay by the inch. But I dont think 3 dollars would get me a 6 pack<he he>:D :D :D :D :D

Wanna taste hun....mmmm i am sooo glad you finally made it in here...hoping though I haven't created a monster.......
 
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm


Only the one in my pants!! Hey I have an Idea. How would you like to sit on my face and peddle my balls??? Ride me around the room...so to speak...Huh...Huh....eh...? What do ya say...?:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
 
tripod said:
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm


Only the one in my pants!! Hey I have an Idea. How would you like to sit on my face and peddle my balls??? Ride me around the room...so to speak...Huh...Huh....eh...? What do ya say...?:

Putting on my helmet...i'm ready hun....walking closer....straddling....ohhhh babyyyy readyyyy...here we go!!!!!

:devil:
 
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Where we going? Zippppppppppppppppp....Oh my god........My pants are shrinking.
 
tripod said:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Where we going? Zippppppppppppppppp....Oh my god........My pants are shrinking.

Possibly we should take them off...wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable....here let me help you....licking my lips
 
Schwingggggggggggggggg
Oh baby.........Helping you take down my pants. Oooooooooooo its soo hard. Dayummmmmmmmmmmm he looks angry. Careful.......he spits. I hate it when he swells up like that. What will we do....??????:) :) :) :) :)
 
tripod said:
Schwingggggggggggggggg
Oh baby.........Helping you take down my pants. Oooooooooooo its soo hard. Dayummmmmmmmmmmm he looks angry. Careful.......he spits. I hate it when he swells up like that. What will we do....??????:) :) :) :) :)

Should i get some ice and cold water? *weg*
 
TheOlderGuy said:
that's the best
and it doesn't have to be a fantasy

Hummpt...I have some really negative thoughts I could share about that...but I won't.

I will eventually realize that fantasy I hope...:)
 
silkynsmooth said:
Should i get some ice and cold water? *weg*
Sure........Ifn your serving some scotch. Or you could just put those cubes in you mouth while ya blow me. Schwinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
tripod said:
Sure........Ifn your serving some scotch. Or you could just put those cubes in you mouth while ya blow me. Schwinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

You naughty naughty boy....careful i may think i'm chomping down HARD on the ice and chomp HARDER on you....*weg*
 
Welllllllll.......
I can assure you..Its more than a mouthful. Ohhhh by the way. Please remove your false teeth. Just gum it baby....MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm I shall call her. Gumby dammit.....:p :p :p :p
 
tripod said:
Welllllllll.......
I can assure you..Its more than a mouthful. Ohhhh by the way. Please remove your false teeth. Just gum it baby....MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm I shall call her. Gumby dammit.....:p :p :p :p

OMG *loads up sling shot...as he peeks in to see my reply pingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg dead center* Watches him fall to the floor.
 
Thuddddddddd......

Hey granny...Let me help you with them draws. Pulls them down for the ole biddy. AAaaaa AAAaaaa chewwwwwwww. Jesus granny, whens the last time the ole turn table was polished....????:D :D :devil: :devil:
 
tripod said:
Thuddddddddd......

Hey granny...Let me help you with them draws. Pulls them down for the ole biddy. AAaaaa AAAaaaa chewwwwwwww. Jesus granny, whens the last time the ole turn table was polished....????:D :D :devil: :devil:

Okkkkkkk......you will be a virgin forever at this rate darlin!!!!!
 
Well.......
Unless those prunes ..ya call a pair of yaboos, tighten up. I'll settle for my virgin status:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
tripod said:
Well.......
Unless those prunes ..ya call a pair of yaboos, tighten up. I'll settle for my virgin status:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

That was mean....BRATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.....goes to corner crying.....:( :( :(
 
AWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Cmere gumby.Ya know I lubs ya........Wanna play wiff my weebles..???? Huh..huh.......please..........??????????????
 
tripod said:
AWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Cmere gumby.Ya know I lubs ya........Wanna play wiff my weebles..???? Huh..huh.......please..........??????????????

Weebles wobble...but they can't perform....hehehehehehhehehe
 
Ahemmmmmmm
Did someone just say something about being mean. OOOOoooooooooooooooo I guess...I'll just stay a virgin. Raisins....I mean prunes...anyone...????:devil: :devil:
 
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