Fanning Flames, False Names, Mystery Guests and Troll Doll Pests

[Sparky Kronkite]

To: Riddler, No not Ever, Troll Doll, Jay Leno, Dave Letterman, Wolf Man Jack and all other guests today…….

Fanning Flames, False Names
Mystery Guests, Troll Doll Pests

It's been slowly building now for quite some time
General chaos is so sublime
But it's time now to take off your mask
And let us all know your identity past
This little exercise just won't be complete
Until everyone knows who turned up the heat
Can you mime the styles of other's
All their hiccups, slurs and stutters
Are you some genius PC geek
With twisted sense of humor or just some freak
So, have some balls if you are a man
Own up to your doings because we really -

Don't give a damn

I/we - dare you.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I may have just found out who it is.

Maybe not. Time will tell. I was contacted though my hotmail address by a regular who shall remain nameless for now. This person gave me some info and some directions. I replied that I didn't really know who this was and instructed them, to prove their identity by posting something innocuous for me - they of course would have to post under the name with which they corresponded with me on hotmail.

So, it would seem to me that if this person does not - do that for me - that's are culprit. If this person does do as instructed - I will not let you know who it was - and we are back to square one.

Cyber-detective or make that defective - Sparkymeister Flame.

 

[Guest]

Don't give a damn I/we - dare you.

For someone that "Don't give a damn.", you start a lot od damn useless threads.

 

[Cheri]

Take off that thong baby and set that ass free

Sparkman, for someone who says give a rats ass about us weirdos on here, you sure have got your panties in a wad.

 

[Expertise]

Curiosity, which got the cat euchered, is killing me.

I double dare you.

Somehow something as juvenile as a double dare seems appropriate.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well it hasn't happened yet.....

and I guess - SHE - could still deny - simply say I'm lying - and I must admit - hard to believe it's her - but like all of you - don't really know you all that well - it would seem to me that if this Guest is really her and I think that it is - that she's pretty talented. Checked my hotmail too and she came back to me swift there - but didn't mention my direction to post a BS message of proof. Kinda don't know if I want to spill the beans here - you know - if I don't she kinda owes me a favor. Well for now - I'll do this - here's a mildly convoluted of her posting initials and here real first name - which I figure a few of you might know. They'll be scrambled too. Nah. changed my mind - not scrambled. Still convoluted and my mind convolute pretty easily.

JCI

Oh - one more clue - she's a looker.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

MY MISTAKE - I FUCKED UP

SHE DID POST! NOT HER! QUIT GUESSING!!! I just didn't read down far enough. Told you I can't see the tree for the forest. Sorry for the heart pound.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry, you can't guess who I am?
Let me give you a hint, I don't fuck goats, I fuck ewe.

 

[Siren]

 

[Guest]

Siren.. I'm not Ramlick. I'm Never.
This is what I get for beating a joke to death.

 

[Guest]

...I'm Never...

Hey! I thought you were Not! Never is much nicer than you. I think that its party time for the Never derivatives. Let's all meet on another thread for an Orgy. We could invite Never! Wonder if Never would cum?
PS I'm Not one of the usual suspects, in fact I'm Never one of the usual suspects.

 

[Guest]

*bumped for the good of the whole community*