Famous Quotes by James B Johnson #01

[SwipeCard]

The Literotica business model is to toss pearls into
the city garbage dump and let patrons try and find
the pearls.

It's of little benefit to talented writers, and no
one makes a dime. Plus talented writers drift away
to where they get paid, and the dump fills with more
trash.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

CAROLYN? Having a psychotic episode, dear?

 

[SwipeCard]

CAROLYN? Having a psychotic episode, dear?

Do you mind if I take some of your famous quotes and
put them on the internet?

I mean, I love them and want to share your sense of humor
and see what people think of them.

You can sit back and relax while I dig up a few hundred of
your quotes and post them.

What do you say pal? Do we have an agreement or not?

Michael Card

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Do you mind if I take some of your famous quotes and
put them on the internet?

I mean, I love them and want to share your sense of humor
and see what people think of them.

You can sit back and relax while I dig up a few hundred of
your quotes and post them.

What do you say pal? Do we have an agreement or not?

Michael Card

Got some sexual identity issues, too?

 

[Stella_Omega]

here's today's gem;

God tried and failed, [to abort him in utero, evidently] and His incompetence filled me with a sense of infallability. My mom waited till I was 4, and failed like God. I'll never die, and be on LIT forever.

He is troll, hear him roar.

Oh, and his mommy made him do it.

 

[lance gt]

Excellent idea. I love a thread of Jimmy-isms. Nothing like whiling away a day uselessly reading them, remembering why you're glad you decided to have a life.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Do you mind if I take some of your famous quotes and
put them on the internet?

I mean, I love them and want to share your sense of humor
and see what people think of them.

You can sit back and relax while I dig up a few hundred of
your quotes and post them.

What do you say pal? Do we have an agreement or not?

Michael Card

Shouldn't you be in mourning?

 

[sr71plt]

The Literotica business model is to toss pearls into
the city garbage dump and let patrons try and find
the pearls.

It's of little benefit to talented writers, and no
one makes a dime. Plus talented writers drift away
to where they get paid, and the dump fills with more
trash.

I agree with the first part of this--and think it's an amusing way of expressing it.

I don't agree with the second part. Talented writers can use Lit. to further develop their writing, to heighten their visibility, and even to make money. They just have to know how to do it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Who coulda guessed that STELLA would show up for a thread about me.

Hey Michael/Carolyn I'm thinking you have maybe 6 alts here.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I agree with the first part of this--and think it's an amusing way of expressing it.

I don't agree with the second part. Talented writers can use Lit. to further develop their writing, to heighten their visibility, and even to make money. They just have to know how to do it.

Knowing how to do it is the trick to everything, but immersing yourself in the swill or hay cant help quality readers find you quicker.

 

[MCard]

As a real curmudgeon I like to grab baseballs and such that roll
into my yard, and throw them into the swamp behind the house.
Or smear dog shit on the cover and throw them back to the kids.
- James B. Johnson

Yep and you dont give a fat fart about what you take when you
flush. So welcome to the Society of the Self Absorbed.
- James B. Johnson

SADANGEL youre a moron. People judge all the time, its
impossible not to judge if you have any capacity to feel
sympathy or regret or sadness or joy.
- James B. Johnson

God tried and failed, and His incompetence filled me with a sense
of infallability. My mom waited till I was 4, and failed like God. I'll
never die, and be on LIT forever.
- James B. Johnson

"Thermostatic, thermal cutoff, or just plain thermal switch. They
are in all manner of devices, from coffee pots to A/C systems
and everything in between. They are typically used to cut...
- James B. Johnson

Actually there are few smart people here; few of them bother to
think things out before they blabber absurd opinions. Theyre
more like monkeys with parisols and underpants.
- James B. Johnson

Each sex contributes something different to the mix of parenting;
any other conclusion is absurd and psychotic magical thinking.
- James B. Johnson

 

[jomar]

The GB is leaking.

 

[MCard]

Call it what you want, but when you destroy IT you destroy IT and its
future.

- James B. Johnson

Youre right, abortion steals your YOU, too. Some will argue that things
change once egg and sperm combine. And whatever that thing is
doesnt travel as far as it could.

- James B. Johnson

Abortions are dandy unless youre the one who's flushed down the
drain. It takes from you everything that might be.

- James B. Johnson

I for one live in fear of Christians flying planes into buildings and
exploding their Hanes.

- James B. Johnson

Gimme an effing break. Slice your veins and be done with your
dreary-pissy life.

- James B. Johnson

I cant recall one lesbian I rejected for the foster parent program,
and I never met one...

- James B. Johnson

Genius is generally fun to be around, clever, and has a great sense
of humor. Sometimes not. There are plenty of definitions of...

- James B. Johnson

I want to add that the mentally ill people I worked with were mentally
ill NOT merely afflicted. Schizophrenics finger-painted with shit, bipolars
apllied lipstick with their...

- James B. Johnson

Mother Nature's been perfecting it for a few million years; and after that
long a spell improvements are few and very far between, except in the
minds of pixie & fairy perfessers who think they can...

- James B. Johnson

That is enough for Volume 01.

I love James B. Johnson's quotes!

Mike

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The GB is leaking.

Michael Card is one of the A/H regulars incognito. He has 6 alts that I've identified.

Whats really crazy is, no one gives a shit about what I post...they dont read em the 1st time! Well, except for STELLA and TXRAD who hang on every word. Michael must be in love with me.

 

[MCard]

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Whats really crazy is, no one gives a shit about what I post...
- James B. Johnson

They dont read em the 1st time! Well, except for STELLA and TXRAD
who hang on every word. Michael must be in love with me.

Honey, you are the most loved person in this forum!

Don't take your worries to heart, just love your pillow and think of
another good thought. You are good at that and help all of us!

I love you for your good thoughts and your intentions!

God Bless You My Son, For You Have Sinned, Let Us Pray!

 

[Liar]

Do you mind if I take some of your famous quotes and
put them on the internet?

Psst, they're already on the internet.

Or are you quoting shit Jimbo said to you in private?

 

[MCard]

Psst, they're already on the internet.

Or are you quoting shit Jimbo said to you in private?

Fuck Off You Pervert!