Famous phrases and quotes converted?

[DVS]

I was wondering what it would be like to take famous sayings from the past and change them around to fit the BDSM lifestyle.

Just for an example, Our U.S. president Kennedy said in a speech:
"ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

It could be changed to say:
"ask not what your Dom can do for you, but what you can do for your Dom"

Of course, this is just one possible change. I am sure there are other possibles.

Another might be Franklin D. Roosevelt's:
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself..."

It could be changed to say:
"The only thing we have to fear is Mistress herself"

ALSO
In addition to those that could be changed, there are those that could be inserted "as is", without any changes at all.

An example of that would be in the movie 'Cool Hand Luke'. There is a famous scene when Luke (Paul Newman) has just been recaptured, after another escape attempt. The Captain (Strother Martin) has a short speech where he says:
"What we got here is a failure to communicate"

OK, this may be just a thread filler, but I thought it would be interesting to see what we come up with.

Keep in mind, it must be a famous quote. It can be famous within your area only, if need be. But, obviously, the ones that are worldly famous would work better.

Anything can be used. Famous leaders, famous actors or story lines from a movie, and even famous commercial phrases.

Anybody want to add one? Be creative.

 

[honeylick]

fasten your bindings, it's going to be a bumpy night...

 

[DVS]

One that might not need to be changed...

if at first you don't succeed try, try again

Or, if you want to change it?

if at first you don't succeed, you might be punished

 

[DVS]

fasten your bindings, it's going to be a bumpy night...

Thanks, sweetie. That's the idea!

 

[WriterDom]

A Dom who values his privileges above his principles soon loses both

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours

When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches

Dom giveth and Dom taketh away.

 

[DVS]

Dom giveth and Dom taketh away.

LOL, I like that last one.

 

[DVS]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

 

[Etoile]

Let every playa know, whether it wishes us well or ill,
That we shall pay any price, bear any burden,
Meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe,
To assure the satisfaction and pleasure of our dom. -- John F. Kennedy
(best I can do I like the thread idea though!)

 

[DVS]

Let's whip one for the Master!

 

[DVS]

"Hey, she fucked Kenny."

 

[DVS]

"Punishment is a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

 

[DVS]

"Without discipline, there's no life at all. ~Katharine Hepburn~

 

[DVS]

"I love the smell of a punished sub in the morning!"

 

[DVS]

...just do it!

 

[DVS]

"What you see is what you get."

 

[BlueSugar]

"I do not regret the things i've done.. but those i did not do.. " ... YET!

empire records

 

[oh nurse]

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
-- Andre Gide

A switch in time, saves a cat 'o' nine tails

Don't count your spankings before you're smacked

 

[DVS]

Nice try, Etoile, but you can do better than that. You know of a quote from somewhere, don't you? Just think a bit. Then, twist it around, tie it up and bring it in here.

BlueSugar and oh nurse, thank you both. oh nurse, I really liked the two, below.

A switch in time, saves a cat 'o' nine tails
and
Don't count your spankings before you're smacked

 

[MissTaken]

From the movie, "Field of Dreams"




"If you flog it, she will cum."

 

[MissTaken]

Dante

"Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any subbie that blows."

 

[oh nurse]

Thank you, DVS

"Come to the edge
He said. She said: I am afraid.
Come to the edge
He said. She came.
He pushed her, and
she flew..." *
-Guillaume Apollinaire

*pronoun change from they to she

 

[DVS]

From the movie, "Field of Dreams"




"If you flog it, she will cum."

Perfect, MissTaken! I love it!

 

[Ebonyfire]

One that might not need to be changed...

if at first you don't succeed try, try again

Or, if you want to change it?

if at first you don't succeed, you might be punished

Now that is fact!

 

[bunny bondage]

When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

i don't think this is what nietzsche had in mind, but i like it anyway!

 

[Ebonyfire]

"What we have here, is a failure to humiliate!"

Original quote: "Cool Hand Luke"