Famous last words!

[only_lj]

I like these from Humphrey Bogart;

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis ~ Humphrey Bogart

Im sure theres millions of quotes out there of peoples famous/infamous last words.
Do any spring to mind for you?
If you knew you were about to speak your last words is there a certain phrase you'd use?
Im trying not to make this morbid, honest

 

[wally2450]

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?
~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

 

[Kylan]

Either this wallpaper goes or I do. ~ Oscar Wilde

Or something like that. Apologies for not remembering the exact quote.

 

[Golden_Silence]

What a place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan, T-Rex

 

[Golden_Silence]

I'm not paying £20 for sex....How about I give you £10 and you toss me off instead?? Robert Maxwell to the prostitute on his boat

 

[only_lj]

Either this wallpaper goes or I do. ~ Oscar Wilde

Or something like that. Apologies for not remembering the exact quote.

Ha
Are they his actual last words?
I need to remember them!

 

[only_lj]

What a place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan, T-Rex

Hehehe Im hoping my last words are nothing like his

 

[wally2450]

I'm bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

 

[only_lj]

I'm bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

Very churchill'y!

 

[mancsman]

Bugger Bognor - Geogre V

 

[only_lj]

Bugger Bognor - Geogre V

And did they?
Bugger Bognor i mean

 

[mancsman]

I don't think they did, but perhaps somebody should.

 

[only_lj]

I dont think i have the right equipment for that job

 

[mancsman]

I don't think I'd want the job.

 

[only_lj]

I don't think I'd want the job.

Maybe i should prepare an advert for the possition.

Wanted:
Man to perfrom duties that many will not attempt.
Salary laughable.
Bonus' and perks available for the right candidate.
Apply within.

Do you think i'll have many replies?

 

[mancsman]

You would have to be a little more creative with the truth & make the possition sound a bit more tempting.

 

[only_lj]

You would have to be a little more creative with the truth & make the possition sound a bit more tempting.

You mean buggering Bognor isnt on a mans most wanted career list?
If i was a man it'd be right up there with jet pilot and porn star

 

[mancsman]

It begs the question 'have you ever been to Bognor?'

 

[only_lj]

It begs the question 'have you ever been to Bognor?'

Erm i dont think so but it cant be that bad can it?
Isnt it just like a mini Blackpool minus the tower?

 

[mancsman]

It's more like Bournemouth or Southport, where people go to 'shuffle off this mortal coil'.

 

[Kylan]

Ha
Are they his actual last words?
I need to remember them!

I honestly have no idea of the exact quote right now, but I promise I shall ask the great god of Google when I'm sober. (If I remember)

The taste of death is upon my lips…I feel something, that is not of this earth. ~:Mozart:~

Yup, if I was on my death bed I would say that, so it must be true.

 

[only_lj]

It's more like Bournemouth or Southport, where people go to 'shuffle off this mortal coil'.

Ohhh so maybe the people of Bognor have lots of famous last word quotes for me.

 

[mancsman]

I'm pretty sure they will, but would you really want to go to Bognor?

 

[only_lj]

I'm pretty sure they will, but would you really want to go to Bognor?

Hmm i've been to Southport a few times and managed to escape alive so i'll risk Bognor. Think of it as an adventure and it doesnt seem so uttery frightening.

 

[only_lj]

I honestly have no idea of the exact quote right now, but I promise I shall ask the great god of Google when I'm sober. (If I remember)

The taste of death is upon my lips…I feel something, that is not of this earth. ~:Mozart:~

Yup, if I was on my death bed I would say that, so it must be true.

If only google gods could translate drunk person typing we'd be on a winner

I like Mozart - creative in many ways!