Famous last words?

[p_p_man]

Oscar Wilde:

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do..."

 

[ManOSafety]

Don't worry, I'm sure that car will sto........... - guy run over

 

[pabloback]

what fuckin arrow ?
general custer

 

[Texan]

"Who greased the grapevine?"..... Tarzan

 

[ManOSafety]

Crikey...that's one big croc... - Steve Irwin

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[p_p_man]

Written on the headstone of WC Fields...

"On the whole I'd rather be in Cincinnatti"

 

[Mensa]

Signature line

I used to have the final words uttered by my great-uncle Albert as my sig line. I'll never forget those words uttered in a strangled voice as his life slowly ebbed away. I could hear them quite clearly because I was standing right next to his death-bed.

He said"You're .......standing......on my........oxygen.....lin"

He never did finish. Too bad, I still think he wanted to leave me with something deeply moving and profound!

 

[Neale]

What should have been Socrates'

"I drank what?!!"

It took a terrific movie, Real Genius, to give us Socrates' true last words...

 

[Lajo]

Dying sucks! But the process of getting here has been pretty wonderful.

my dad

 

[Dianno]

Bill Hicks

"I've said all I'm gonna say."

Said around 2 weeks before he died, and he was right. He made a concious decision then to make those is last words before the cancer took over.

I always find something poignant about that.

 

[Merelan]

Paraphrasing as I cannot remember the exact words. I am sure you all know them.

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country" I even wrote a paper about that. Of course he regretted it. If he had two lives he could give one for his country and still have been alive.

Oh well.

 

[Nighthunter]

don't worry the ice will ho.....(blub..blub)

 

[Mistress]

Does this chicken taste funny to you? ---C. Sanders


(Not really but boy it would have been funny)

 

[Expertise]

"Hold (hic) my beer and watch this....."


Or


"I'm gonna' grab that Killer Muffin chicks ass ......"

 

[Pokerman]

HEY!!! Where'd that iceberg come from?

 

[*Lazer*]

My sister "see you later alligator". That one isn't a joke and it always makes me smile.

 

[KillerMuffin]

My various, and now deceased, relatives on the StudMuffin side have all said this and done themselves terrible injury. *sigh* Yes, I voluntarily married into this gene pool.

"Hey ya'll! Watch this!"

I'll be right back. Anyone seen that Expertise guy? I've got some ass to kick. *grins*

 

[Purple Haze]

"Hey, I used to eat guys like you for lunch." Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Don't be a fool sargent they couldn't hit a barn from that dist......"

That isn't a joke it is the last words of an American civil war general.

Oop's now I think about it, he was a captain I think.

 

[Desert Amazon]

A lot of men...

 

[nasty]

"I did not have sex with that woman...Miss Lewinsky."

 

[Barb Dwyer]

One fake, one real, some jokes

Anybody got a match? - Alfred Nobel

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." — Humphrey Bogart


Spoken by rednecks, dumb men etc

Are you pregnant or just fat?

Well, yes, those pants DO make your ass look big!

I'll get your toast out, got a knife?

I've seen this done on tv

Let me handle this

I'll just go ask those soldiers for directions


A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible !" says the man. "How long have I got ?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten ?" the man asks. "Ten what ? Months ? Weeks ? What ?!"
"Nine..."

 

[YoungGun69]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????
Mayor of Hiroshima August 6th 1945

 

[Pyper]

"My good man, now is not the time to be making enemies."

-Voltaire, on his deathbed when asked to renounce Satan