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Avoiding Beef Queef Grief: strategies to prevent pussy-farting all over his dick like some kind of deranged whoopie cushion.
 
I had to read this thread title four times before I stopped reading “titles” as “titties”.

Back to your original programming
 
I have a tiny penis and large hands. What should I do?

Nickelback Songs

What do you think my cum tastes like?

Spank me and call me Mr. Trump.

Can pussies get pink eye?

Anyone watch Real Housewives of anywhere last night?

Necrophilia, Not Just for Weirdos! Show your Pixxxx!
 
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