Fake seaman

[JaksonKnight]

Does anyone know a recipe for imitation seaman ( for a role play thing )

 

[jaF0]

Does anyone know a recipe for imitation seaman ( for a role play thing )

Aren't they the Coast Guard?

 

[JaksonKnight]

You could go to a costume shop and rent a sailor's uniform and put it on yourself or your playmate. I think that would be easier than making your own.

Thanx mate , but She wants her panties creampied again and I’m no pornstar ( who actually do admit most onscreen creampie is fake

 

[JaksonKnight]

Aren't they the Coast Guard?

 

[jaF0]

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/540/syrup_cre1.jpg

Available at many grocery and liquor stores. Mix it thoroughly, looks and acts just like the real thing. Taste super sugary sweet and coconutty.

 

[nofxkid]

Bad Dragon's Cum Lube is relatively cheap...

 

[MKvDeepSea]

Does anyone know a recipe for imitation seaman ( for a role play thing )

Hey JaksonKight,

Could you please clarify, did you mean a recipe of 'imitation semen'? The reason I ask is there are a number of active and retired Navy, Coast Guard and Merchant Seaman on here, so why use an imitation old salt when you could use the real thing?

 

[SophieUK]

Ahhh one of the funniest threads in a while ..
(puts me in mind of an old joke from school but I should really grow up)

 

[Carnevil9]

Ahhh one of the funniest threads in a while ..
(puts me in mind of an old joke from school but I should really grow up)

You mean the one about "what's long and hard and full of seamen?"

 

[SophieUK]

You mean the one about "what's long and hard and full of seamen?"

Ummm no... but that one too!

 

[sterculius]

Popeye

 

[RubyThursday]

HAHA! This thread is killing me.

But, to help out the OP, here's a recipe for IMITATION SEMEN, from the archives of the Prop Master's Manual™: Egg whites and cornstarch.

You're welcome.

 

[analog_bob]

Seconding coconut cream suggestion

Drink mixer section of even normal grocery stores. The CocoReal coconut cream product is dead on in appearance. Has the translucent pearlescence and goopy flow of fresh come (pleasantly edible obviously, but a caution about/against ever getting it into a vaginal area as the sugars are sure to cause the lady problems).

 

[SophieUK]

Seconding Popeye

Had to counter that proposal since ‘popeye’ caused a coffee snort

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I think I found the fake "seamen". They claim to be in the Navy but I'm not sure. Seems to be a fake cowboy, fake Indian, fake construction worker, fake cop....as well.

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