FrustratedinFL
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- Apr 23, 2003
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FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
> >
> >~~~~~~~~
> >Once upon a time,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >in a land far away,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >a beautiful, independent,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >self-assured princess
> >~~~~~~~~
> >happened upon a frog as she sat,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >contemplating ecological issues
> >~~~~~~~~
> >on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> >~~~~~~~~
> >in a verdant meadow near her castle.
> >~~~~~~~~
> >The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and said: "Elegant Lady,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >I was once a handsome prince,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> >~~~~~~~~
> >One kiss from you, however,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and I will turn back
> >~~~~~~~~
> >into the dapper, young prince that I am
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and then, my sweet, we can marry
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and setup housekeeping in your castle
> >~~~~~~~~
> >with my mother,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >where you can prepare my meals,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >clean my clothes, bear my children,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and forever
> >~~~~~~~~
> >feel grateful and happy doing so.
> >~~~~~~~~
> >That night,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >as the princess dined sumptuously
> >~~~~~~~~
> >on a repast of lightly sauté frog legs
> >~~~~~~~~
> >seasoned in a white wine
> >~~~~~~~
> >and onion cream sauce,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >she chuckled and thought to herself:
> >~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I don't freakin think so.
>
>
>
> >
> >~~~~~~~~
> >Once upon a time,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >in a land far away,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >a beautiful, independent,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >self-assured princess
> >~~~~~~~~
> >happened upon a frog as she sat,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >contemplating ecological issues
> >~~~~~~~~
> >on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> >~~~~~~~~
> >in a verdant meadow near her castle.
> >~~~~~~~~
> >The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and said: "Elegant Lady,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >I was once a handsome prince,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> >~~~~~~~~
> >One kiss from you, however,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and I will turn back
> >~~~~~~~~
> >into the dapper, young prince that I am
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and then, my sweet, we can marry
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and setup housekeeping in your castle
> >~~~~~~~~
> >with my mother,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >where you can prepare my meals,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >clean my clothes, bear my children,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >and forever
> >~~~~~~~~
> >feel grateful and happy doing so.
> >~~~~~~~~
> >That night,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >as the princess dined sumptuously
> >~~~~~~~~
> >on a repast of lightly sauté frog legs
> >~~~~~~~~
> >seasoned in a white wine
> >~~~~~~~
> >and onion cream sauce,
> >~~~~~~~~
> >she chuckled and thought to herself:
> >~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I don't freakin think so.
>
>
>
