Failed car bumper stickers and banner ad campaigns

[Remixmx]

I've seen this done elsewhere before, so I want to kick this game into full gear here and since it's this forum,let's see how many ads we can come up with without the word sex,penis,cock,fuck,and rape.

You can customize banners using this page:
http://65.165.2.251/stickers/bumperstickerstyles.asp

Hopefully my banners will keep the horny at a 50% ratio.

Sylvan learning shows us how anything is possible.

 

[Remixmx]

 

[teddybear4play]

This is the coolest place I've been in a while.

Here's my general bumpersticker:

TB4p

 

[teddybear4play]

Now for some topical ones:

TB4p

 

[teddybear4play]

The UN's new slogan:

TB4p

 

[teddybear4play]

If Lady Liberty could talk:

TB4p

 

[Remixmx]

I like that Liberty one the best!

Sometimes Canada goes a little too far.

 

[Remixmx]

 

[Thrillhouse]

 

[Thrillhouse]

 

[Remixmx]

Not really too clever, but it gets the message across..